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  • Camtoyz Anubis Anal Beads Review: Fun Anal Play

    AspenOnyx

    Oct 03, 2025

    Camtoyz Anubis Anal Beads Review: Fun Anal Play

    Overall, I feel this toy is a very starter set for introductory anal players. I found the quality was great on the hyper allergenic side but was lacking in quality overall. The toy is very set in the way it bends, and this can cause problems while playing and also can be helpful in some ways. This toy has not been released to the public yet and I could not find any prices. From my personal option, this toy should be budget-friendly or affordable at max. The quality of the toy and the packaging do not indicate this toy should be worth more. I do not recommend this toy for more advanced anal players and would say that this toy is sized more for beginners.

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  • Master Series Restraint Set Review: Gorgeous but Impractical

    EducatorKim

    Oct 03, 2025

    Master Series Restraint Set Review: Gorgeous but Impractical

    This is a very attractive, high-quality product that would be a good pick for purely aesthetic uses, but since the fasteners clumsy, I don't recommend it for practical use. It also won't properly restrain a person with small hands because it doesn't tighten enough. Overall, I wasn't a fan of this one.

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  • Utimi "Space Bean" Review: Your Bean Deserves to Glow Like This One!

    NotSoInnocent

    Oct 03, 2025

    Utimi "Space Bean" Review: Your Bean Deserves to Glow Like This One!

    If you're a beginner looking to try an air pulse toy for the first time and/or a vibration toy that is discreet looking and comes with a form of storage, then look no further than the Utimi Space Bean! What it lacks in a true name, IPX rating and user time, it more than makes up for with its lovingly gentle and slow initial approach and its mild but exciting high intensities that follow suit. It may not satisfy those that like the power of an INYA Rose, but it'd still be adorable and unique to add to almost any collection because of its adorable lima bean shape and odd but adorable pod. Personally, it's a toy I'd definitely go back to again. I'm a fan of the whole air pulse function, the single vibes of the vibration function and the pod itself lol. I genuinely think I'd put it on the nightstand in a bedroom and use it as a night light and a night cap lol.

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  • FunnyMee Sani G-Spot Massager Review: Elite Rabbit Vibes

    LemonadeTarts

    Oct 02, 2025

    FunnyMee Sani G-Spot Massager Review: Elite Rabbit Vibes

    This review is brought to you by FunnyMee! They sent me the Rose and Sani to review, you should check out their website if you get a chance. You can also get 10% off either of these toys with my discount link: https://tinyurl.com/yveaafbe. And it's valid thru the end of October, so don't wait ~ . . . The one size fits all design of this toy means that you're probably either going to love it or hate it. I wish the Sani had the adjustability of a toy that I recently reviewed and really liked; the Lovense Dolce Dual Vibrator. The Dolce had quite a big range of adjustability in the neck that the Sani is sorely lacking. I know that adding that sort of tech would probably drive the price up quite a bit, but adding that little bit of adjustability would take this from a toy that I found uncomfortable to use, to something that I would probably enjoy quite a bit. Like I said in my video review, the vibrations were quite strong, which is great!--but no matter how strong the vibrations are, it can't overcome me being in pain from using the toy. I would say overall that if this toy hits you just in the right spot, it could probably be a mainstay in your toy collection. And because the price point is very, very cheap, maybe it's worth a try just to see if you do like the shape. I really wanted to like this toy, it's a novel design with cools functions that most toys don't have, which I think is kind of rare. But for me personally, this is a very disappointed pass.

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  • CalExotics Pro Series Silicone Ring Set Review
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    pantslot

    Oct 02, 2025

    CalExotics Pro Series Silicone Ring Set Review

    I'm very happy with the product, especially the tabs and large size. This toy could last for years, which is perfect for me. I hate to buy cheap ones as they are always breaking!

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  • Like a Kitten Banana Cream Review: This Healthy Snack Will Have You Peeling Your Panties Off!

    NotSoInnocent

    Oct 02, 2025

    Like a Kitten Banana Cream Review: This Healthy Snack Will Have You Peeling Your Panties Off!

    If you're a fan of the INYA Rose, you're going to love this slippery little number! The intensities are quite on par with the INYA Rose, with the added benefit of having an insertable handle! The air pulse settings are all intensities with no patterns, while the vibrations are a combination of 3 single buzzy type vibes that are each quite intense and 4 wave like patterns rather than alarm pulse or morse code type ones. Some info about it is a mystery but that just makes it more lovable, that and its comedic overall look lol. Why send an erotically suggestive emoji, when you could just grab and use one ><". At first I was off-put by the thought of inserting a banana into a mouth that wasn't on my face lol, now I find that it's quite enjoyable and I'd go back for seconds. ><"

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  • Chorus We-Vibe Review: Vibrating Egg Galore

    dabbly

    Oct 02, 2025

    Chorus We-Vibe Review: Vibrating Egg Galore

    The We-Vibe Chorus is an exceptional product that combines thoughtful design, premium materials, and powerful performance into one compact, versatile toy. Its ergonomic shape makes it ideal for solo or partnered use, and its quiet but rumbly vibrations deliver reliable pleasure. While the price may be higher than basic vibrators, the quality, durability, and advanced features more than justify the investment. Whether you’re seeking a luxury toy for solo play or a way to enhance intimacy with a partner, the We-Vibe is one of the best options available. Its seamless silicone build, multiple vibration modes, waterproof design, and app connectivity make it a standout choice for anyone looking for a versatile, high-quality product.

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  • The Firmtech - Max Performance Ring.

    smuttexts

    Oct 01, 2025

    The Firmtech - Max Performance Ring.

    The Max Performance Ring from Firmtech is a stretchy, elastic cock ring that uses an innovative clasp to wrap around your balls and over the top of the penis to restrict blood flow for a stronger and longer lasting erection. While this can be used for everyday sex, it is marketed more towards those with ED, so while you will get a bump in hardness and performance if your fit and active, actual performance may vary depending on your personal situation. At a minimum, the Max Performance Ring is a comfortable cock ring that does almost all the right things however its held back by a couple of small QC issues and its high price tag ($60 USD).

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