Mia Malkova’s Double Delight in a Tiny Tube Karl here, and I’ll be real — this one’s not my type. I grabbed the Quickshot Mia Malkova hoping for some easy fun and a boost to my Handy collection, and while it had its moments, it mostly left me feeling… well, loud, distracted, and underwhelmed. It looks hot - transparent, double entry, and based on a top-tier pornstar - but let’s just say not all that glows is gold. Still, if you’re curious about dual-entry Quickshots or want to test how much loud squelching you can mentally block out, you might be in for an interesting ride. 😅 Read on if you’re into tiny textures, big sounds, and trying new angles — literally. 😉

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The Fleshlight Go Torque comes in a slightly smaller size compared to the full size Fleshlight series. Not as compact as the Quickshot, but right in-between to provide a Goldilocks size (for most). Overall this is a great option for those not wanting to store a full sized Fleshlight but at the same time not wanting to limit the experience (or size accommodation) as the Quickshot series. Easy to prep/use, fun experience, easy to clean/store. The transparent design adds some fun!

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I want to love the Irohna Zen Matcha so much that it’s hard to come to a verdict. There is a lot to love. The top is super plush, soft silicone that molds to your body and conducts vibrations better than tightly wrapped silicone. Its ridges are a perfect added element of texture, spicing up your session. Plus, those ridges, the bulbous shape, and the color all reference a matcha wand–truly, it’s a toy after my own heart. It’s even my favorite color! The biggest thing it’s missing is one or two more notches of power. The Matcha has 3 intensity settings and one extra pattern, so it goes low, medium, high, then pattern. It toes the line, but it’s missing that knockout punch. It’s also a battery operated vibrator, which is not the end of the world, but rechargeable vibrators are really convenient. Ultimately, it’s a lovely toy. But it just doesn’t have the power you need.

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This dildo is pretty top-notch! Watch my review to see why I love it so much.

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Doc Johnson's Signature Strokers series offers an inexpensive and quick use toy. It doesn't require much for set up and go, although with the tighter opening it might be a tad difficult to clean and dry for some. The material is very soft and provides a pleasurable experience. For those of you looking for a new go-to quick option, this might be worth looking at.

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Yo, with Sophia, you’re gettin’ two choices man. You’ve got the choice of a realistic vagina and ass, both ready for action. She’s spreadeagled for easy access, with some sloppily painted lips on full display, just waitin’ for you to dive in. Whether you’re goin’ in through the pussy or the ass, you’re in for a pretty smooth ride straight to the finish line.

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The moment I opened this toy I was in love! The design and packaging are adorable. This toy is a collaboration with the lovely actress Kiko Mizuhara. I've seen a lot of lipstick vibrators, but this is the first I've seen that was so realistic. It even has a cap you can remove, plus the bottom of the toy is a dial that can be rotated to control the toy.

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Seemingly out of wand puns somehow, so disappointing! ><' The Adam & Eve Intimate Curves Rechargeable Wand is an excellent personal massager, vibrator and clitoral stimulator. It has a 3 hour use time on low, a 1.3 hour use time on high, is submersible in water, is dual ended and has 10 settings, 3 vibrations and 7 patterns, which start out at a decent intensity. Excellent for a first time wand user, no need to be a witch or wizard to use it lol.

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