The Lulu masturbator is an amazing hands-free stroker. It gives you back your ability to move with hands-free masturbators, as most of them require you to be glued to your desk with a desk-mount. The toy's presentation is filled with luxury from beginning to end. You will absolutely appreciate every little thing that Utimi put into this product's design and packaging. If you want a truly hands-free experience, then you should definitely get this toy.
Pros
Truly hands-free, you can walk around with this thing on!
Feels amazing. The patterns and speeds are great.
Cleaning is a breeze.
Includes absolutely everything you need for a fun session in one box.
I want to start off by talking about the packaging. Utimi did an amazing job here. The box has a nice feel to it with a sleek design. It would look good in any collection.
When you open the box, you're greeted with a black envelope nicely in the center of a foam insert. Inside is a letter from Utimi's CEO. Completely unnecessary but so appreciated.
That's how I would describe most of what's included in the box. Not necessary at all but SO appreciated.
Included is some lube, a USB Type C charger, an alternative sleeve (there's two, white and pink) two drying rods, a manual, and even a cleaning stick. If this stuff wasn't included in the box, then I wouldn't bat an eye. But it is. It's included to make the experience easier for the user. To make the user feel like they got their money's worth. I had a huge smile on my face during the unboxing process. The Solace Pro from Lovense cost twice as much as this toy did and it didn't include as many goodies as this toy did.
This just speaks to Utimi's character and care for the customer. But none of this would matter if it was a horrible product, so let's get into the specifics...
Design
This product had a nice design to it. Pictured is the stroker outside of its leather case. The leather case is required for you to strap it to yourself. It looks nice, but it's extremely bulky.
It's almost a foot long, about 4 inches wide and 5 inches tall. It definitely has some weight to it that could get tiresome to hold if you're using it like a traditional stroker.
Experience
I had a really good experience with the toy. Setting up the whole harness thing was fairly easy. The stroker fit snugly into the leather case. After that, it was easy to see where to attach the straps to. The thick strap goes around your waist or behind (whatever fits better) and the other strap hangs around your neck. You can adjust the length of each strap.
The toy doesn't feel too heavy once it's on you. It's a nice fit, although I wish the part that hung around your neck was comfier (something akin to a saxophone strap would be nice).
Using the toy felt great. The patterns were fun to experiment with. I personally preferred the ones that felt more like stroking. Others felt like they were more focused on creating a suction, which isn't really my thing but I can understand. why others love that feeling.
I tried out both sleeves. They both felt amazing. I personally preferred the pink one. They're both pretty loose, which I like. The two sleeves have tons of bristles and nubs to stimulate your cock. The white one was a BIT tighter and had more, smaller nubs.
The sensation of standing up and doing nothing with your hands while still getting stroked was amazing. It allowed me to really react to what I was feeling. I didn't have to focus on the toy. I could hunch over, grab something, or just do nothing and enjoy the feeling. It was so relaxing to not focus on holding the toy.
The three speed settings were good. I found that the slowest setting might be too intense for some, but I was okay with it. I do wish there was more variety. However, the top speed was more than enough to get me off.
If you want stroking and suction in one toy, then go with this one.
The provided lube was also pretty great. Most lubes that are included with toys aren't too high-quality, but this one was great.
While I loved my time with this toy, I do wish that there was some bluetooth functionality. However, I can imagine that it would significantly increase the price. It would be awesome to sync this toy to a video. A pro version would be sick. It could have an increased price with some bluetooth functionality for those looking for that extra fun.
Quality
This product's quality was fantastic. From the box to the toy, everything was great. The faux leather material feels good, the straps are durable, and the toy has a nice build to it. I can tell that it's going to last me a while. A two-year warranty is included, which is always nice!
Price
This toy retails for $115. I think it's fairly priced. Non-branded automatic strokers typically retail for $50-$70. The big brands usually go for $200+, but those some with app control and sync to porn videos. This toy FEELS as good as the stuff from the big brands, but you are missing out on some features.
Materials and care
Cleaning this product was SO easy, but I found some people having trouble with it online. First of all, the machine is not waterproof. So please be careful with that.
The sleeve has a lock feature that secures itself into the machine. You can gently twist the top of it clockwise or anti-clockwise to lock/unlock it. However, the bottom doesn't twist. It's secured by magnets. You can see a little sparkle inside of the machine, that's the magnet. The little metallic nubs on the sleeve are the magnets that attach to it on the inside.
Most people online think that you have to twist the sleeve from inside the machine, which is impossible. All you have to do is pull it. It's going to feel unnatural and scary, since it appears that you're going to rip your sleeve. The manual doesn't explain this anywhere, so a lot of people might have trouble with this part of the cleaning process.
After I took the sleeve out, I used the included cleaning brush to get in there. The brush came out pretty moist, but the sleeve was still wet. I put an included drying rod into the sleeve and let it hang upside down overnight. The next morning, the sleeve was completely dry. The wide opening really lets everything get out.
People are lazy. TOYS with app control and AI sync types are too heavy or don't hold well, even if the manufacturer provides a stand or a holder, it still feels uncomfortable.
adriantoychats
Oct 23, 2024
Unfortunately, no. I would definitely splurge on a "Plus" or "Premium" version. Honestly, I wouldn't mind if they kept the exact same design but just added sync and app control capabilities. I think for this price point, I'm not too disappointed in the lack of advanced features.
adriantoychats author
Oct 23, 2024
A good while! didn't do any scientific testing on this though so i cant say for sure
crabs4hire
Oct 18, 2024
Wow! The leather carry case looks awesome, how long does the battery last?
adriantoychats author
Oct 23, 2024
Unfortunately, no. I would definitely splurge on a "Plus" or "Premium" version. Honestly, I wouldn't mind if they kept the exact same design but just added sync and app control capabilities. I think for this price point, I'm not too disappointed in the lack of advanced features.
Lesley
Oct 23, 2024
Does this toy have app linking capabilities? Or the trendy AI auto-sync feature?
Lesley
Oct 23, 2024
Does this toy have app linking capabilities? Or the trendy AI auto-sync feature?
crabs4hire
Oct 18, 2024
Wow! The leather carry case looks awesome, how long does the battery last?
I admit, I am a little biased with this review. I've been watching Blair Williams for so long, I'm surprised I haven't tried her sex toy yet.
I tried my best to put my personal biases for Ms. Williams aside. And even after I did... wow. This toy is fantastic! Not to say that it's perfect, though. The squeeze plate absolutely blows (and not in a good way). But despite that, this toy will still be in my rotation for a while.
Fleshlight really knocked it out of the park with this sex toy.
This toy is definitely unique. I mean, just look at the bright red case. It's the first red toy in my collection!
And the texture? Super weird. I can see why some guys might not be into it.
But me? I absolutely loved it.
It felt like my shaft was being brushed by pleasure bristles with every stroke. I can already tell that I'm going to be using this toy for a while. Even if it's not my favorite toy of all time, it offers a unique feeling. And for that reason, it's going to be in my rotation pretty frequently.
This toy is one of the more uniquely designed ones I’ve seen. The textures and material feel truly great and will give y’all an unforgettable experience. As you can probably tell, the toy is completely transparent. It was kinda hot to be able to see my partner and I’s dick through the case and sleeve. I find it to be a great toy for those of y’all wanting a more blowjob style experience.
The Fleshlight Everyone’s Talking About - But Is It Really That Good?
I swear, I couldn’t scroll through Reddit or FleshAssist without someone hyping up Kazumi’s Fleshlight. Top 5 ranking, people calling it a must-have - so obviously I had to buy it.
When it arrived, I was ready. Expectations? Sky-high. And then… I tried it. And, uh… kinda just stared at the ceiling afterward thinking, that’s it? 🫠
It wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t mind-blowing either. The texture felt too stiff, and I just didn’t get the hype. But then I learned about the so-called "break-in period," where Fleshlights get better after some use. So, I gave it another chance. And another. And another.
And yeah - now I get it. It just needed time.
Once softened up, this thing is a beast. The suction is easily the strongest in my Fleshlight collection, and the chamber design? Pure blowjob energy. The way the different textures hit at different depths feels incredibly natural, especially if you love oral. It drinks lube like crazy, but honestly? Worth it.
So, was the hype justified? Let’s break it down. 😉
Yo, so the Mainsqueeze Katrina Jade toy is like this epic pleasure device, modeled after the legend herself, Katrina Jade. It’s got all these wild, intricate details, which is sick, but there’s this one thing I gotta call out. The squeeze-play panel? It sounds dope, right? Like, a cool idea and all… but honestly, it kinda doesn’t live up to the hype when you’re actually using it. Bit of a letdown, bro.
Is it for drinking or is it for fucking? The PDX fap flask is a charming little devil, cleverly disguised as an innocent bottle. With its camouflage pattern, it fits right in with your camping gear, making it the perfect gift for those adventurous souls who enjoy a solo hike or a quiet camping trip. It’s the kind of companion that keeps your secrets safe while you’re out there, embracing the wild.
The Fleshlight Stoya Destroya is a first-round draft pick in the world of male sex toys, designed in collaboration with adult film star Stoya. This one’s built for elite performance, featuring a smooth, lifelike interior sleeve that replicates the feel of real skin, giving you that in-the-paint, high-contact sensation every time. It’s housed in Fleshlight’s classic white case, keeping things clean and professional, like the GOAT LeBron who always shows up ready to ball.
The Destroya model brings that perfect balance of intensity and control…think LeBron in playoff mode. It’s easy to use, feels incredibly real, and delivers a straightforward, no-miss experience. If you’re looking for a toy that puts up an MVP performance every time, this one’s a guaranteed highlight reel.
This handheld, perfectly weighted, rotating penis fun factory will as much get you off as help you build big-game stamina endurance. Depending on what of the seven rotating patterns of the Honey Play Box's PRITI Automatic Rotating Penis Stimulator you engage, you'll be raring to go!
The detachable interior sleeve, rendered with an interior bump-bead texture and made with body-safe TPE is easily detachable from the rest of the base for easy cleanup and overall maintenance. This male toy is also USB rechargeable (in an hour and a half) and lasts the full charge in the same amount of time.
Pretty much looking unlike what it is, wearing its cap, this mini masturbator resembles a small travel mug. It really is perfect for get-up-and-go trips when you want to get off, or just great for storing discreetly at home.
Developed for the very best head trip imaginable, you can enjoy a gentle slow spin cycle for premature training as much as set the two buttons on the base for a full rip-roaring rumble for a wild volcanic come. The combination of Honey Play delivering soft sensitive tickles across your dick head, with a perfectly weighted hand-held device with a powerful motor behind it all, makes this a stimulator for the ages.
DYSO calls their Impulsion a “next-generation sex toy.” It features a 360-degree rotation, nine vibration modes, and eight rotating, all using body-safe materials and cutting-edge tech. But this jerk-off machine, resembling the handle-end of a lightsaber, is a heavy-duty (and heavy to hold) masturbatory sleeve set in a case.
With an hour-and-thirty-minute charging time (and the charge lasting almost as long), this sex toy will give you exactly what you want. It's extremely customizable as you can adjust the experience, for however long you last.
Certainly priced on the high-end of things, but still not so sky-high as some other motorized masturbators are. One needs to remember that in the end, this toy from DYSO is providing a squishy masturbatory sleeve inside a heavy case that is turned, twisted, and powered by a motor.
If this is the kind of thing you’re into, DYSO delivers cock-rumbling fun with the Impulsion.
This is the most realistic blowjob simulator I’ve tried yet. Instead of the generic up-and-down motions of a piston, the two servo motors provide a precise emulation of a head bobbing up and down along with those small human-like imperfections in motion or even deliberate left-right gyrations. That’s what you’re paying for with the Rubjoy, and if a realistic feeling motion is what you’re after, there is no better solution on the market right now.
I highly recommend the Rubjoy if you’re looking for a realistic automated blowjob that can truly be used hands-free.