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• Womanizer Pro 40: The Suctions Will Leave you Aching for More

  The Womanizer Pro 40 was the first suction toy that we got for our collection and it was a favorite from the get go. The fact that it doesn't have pattern variations is not a con for us and the simplicity and ease of use makes it perfect for beginners and those new to this type of toy. Although suction toys can be 'too much' if you are sensitive, we did not find this to be so with the Pro 40. The suctions are rumbly and start off low enough that even for a sensitive person, this was easy to scale up a level or two from the get go. This toy is more on the weightier side and it is larger than we originally expected, but don't get me wrong, this is no downside as the size makes it easy to hold and the shape makes it easy to use with fingers, other insertable vibrators/toys or can be used with penetration too which makes for some fun times. All in all, this toy is a good purchase and one that we as a couple would 110% recommend to anyone out there. It is a premium toy made from premium materials and it is not 'cheap' but not too expensive either. We do feel, however, that at this price point they could at least include a bag... (pro tip: you can use this on your man too. lube up and place it on and around the frenulum. Mind blowing...)

  

  _Mr.Coolio_

  Nov 12, 2024

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• Satisfier Mono Flex: A Great All-Round Experience!

  In the grand scheme, the Satisfyer Mono Flex is a solid, middle-of-the-pack performer, its flexibility being its main claim to fame. However, when paired with its innovative app, this toy transforms into a orgasmic pleasure powerhouse. The app is the true game-changer here (If you have seen my other reviews, you know I don't like apps on toys but hear me out...), as it give the Mono Flex more than the generic on off vibrations but rather the ability to control both the clit & the g-spot motors (Yes! It has two motors!). On the other hand, the downside is that without the app, this toy is a bit limited in what it can do although it does have 11 patterns with 5 speeds we never really found one that fitted our liking without using the app. The standard clit vibrations don't go low without the app either so if you are easily overstimulated, you may want to take that into account. If you love both full clit stimulation and mixed with a good rumbly g-spot vibration, this toy will likely become a prized addition to your collection. The Mono Flex also shines as a premium, long-lasting toy that's backed by Satisfyer's impressive 15-year warranty.

  

  _Mr.Coolio_

  Nov 06, 2024

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• Tracy's Dog Hammer Wand: Rumbly Orgasms at a Reasonable Price Point

  The Tracy's Dog (I still can't figure out how they came up with this name for a adult toy brand, but anyway....) Hammer Wand is a powerhouse of a massager that will leave a lasting impression on any user. "I can see why people like these!" were the first words after we first used the toy. It has a robust, premium design with neat gold accents and potent vibrations that are perfect for those who crave intense stimulation. The large head on the toy does not provide pinpoint clit stimulation, but rather deep vibrations over the whole flower which may not be what is needed for some but if you are generally sensitive to direct clit stimulation, this would be something that you would love. This toy is NOT the most discreet or travel-friendly option (≈2x2x11.5in), its exceptional performance make it a worthwhile purchase (that surprisingly will not break the bank) for anyone seeking a reliable and effective massager. One thing that does bother me be was the buttons, they can be hard to find in the moment

  

  _Mr.Coolio_

  Nov 05, 2024

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• Lovense Tenera 2: A Soothing Clit Suction Experience

  The Lovense Tenera 2 is a toy that's like that one friend who's almost perfect, but not quite. Don't get me wrong, I loved the adorable gradient - "It's so PRETTY!" were the first words I heard! And the ergonomic design? Top-notch. The suction was on the weaker side though and the preset increments did not increase it by much (using the app is different of course as you can go from 0-10 in one push of a button). However, that is exactly what she likes as she's super sensitive and some toys are just too powerful from the get-go. It feels as though the color scheme, the light weight of the toy, the quietness and the suction levels all blend together to be soothing. Not a "wild fuck" as they say, but more like a gently kiss. If you need strong suctions though, then avoid this toy. Another reason to avoid is if you do not want/need to use apps to use your toys. I personally like to use toys without apps. After all, who likes a lube covered phone? Not me, that's for sure... That being said, the app controls are a nice touch IF you are into that kind of thing and they work for long distance play too, which is cool. Just BTW, the self-cleaning feature is genius! All in all, the Tenera 2 is a solid toy if you're into more low-key vibes and don't mind a toy that's a bit more... laid-back, then this might be the one for you. But if you're a power-sucker, you might want to keep looking. Oh, and one more thing: the price. Ouch. It's like they're charging us per rainbow color. Worth it for those that would use all the app features, maybe, but for me? Not so much.

  

  _Mr.Coolio_

  Oct 30, 2024

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