Ahoy me hearties! If you’re buying an insertable toy for pegging, you be wantin’ a curve. It’s that curvature that enables it to get in, and up, and hit the prostate—like a curled-up finger. While other toys might have a little nobbley bit or you’ll need to reposition yourself for the best experience, the Captain’s Hook from Hankey’s Toys is an almost comically curved dildo that’s absolutely perfect for missionary styles of pegging positions.
And it’s not just great for the p-spot; if you like big toys for g-spot stimulation then this should work wonders too. But for now, raise your Jolly Roger, shiver yer timbers, and avast ye: the Captain’s Hook!
Pros
Great for p-spot and g-spot play.
Has an awesome look and theme to it.
Great as a strap-on.
Cons
Not very textured, but I didn't mind!
Design
There’s not too much complexity to the Captain’s Hook design. Other than the curve, it’s a fairly realistic texture, with a delectable little ridge around the head and very light veiny details, but nothing too dramatic.
The Captain’s Hook signature color is (of course) gunmetal grey, though there’s also a selection of other standard colors if you’d prefer something plainer or more realistic: black, deep brown, or tan. As with all Hankey’s Toys, you can also opt to have yours made in a custom marble duotone coloration, though note this waivers any right to refund, and every toy is hand-poured.
Packaging
Looking good in the packaging!
Materials and care
It’s made of platinum cure silicone, which is the absolute best quality of material for a dildo, and means it’s super easy to clean and won’t harbour any bacteria or other nastiness in-between uses. It’s usually sufficient to wash with just a little soap and water, but if you’re really worried or sharing toys for anal and vaginal use, you can either boil it with a little bleach or just throw it in the dishwasher—just be sure to not add dishwasher tablets because they may be too abrasive and damage your toys.
When you first unwrap the Captain’s Hook it might feel a bit tacky, and you should give it a quick rinse with soap anyway because there could be some mould-release agent from the manufacturing process. But remember that silicone toys in general tend to be a little tacky until they’re lubed up, and that also means they’re quite likely to collect lint. Silicone is still the best possible material for an insertable toy.
It’s fine to store your Hankey’s Toys next to each other if you have more than one—they won’t react with each other or melt—but if you have some PVC or jelly toys you should keep those away as the colors might stain.
Experience
For the Captain’s Hook, as with most Hankey’s Toys, there are two firmnesses available, and we opted for the firmer option. Sometimes I prefer softer if it looks like there’s going to be too much texture, but I think in this case, the 75% soft option would have wasted that curve.
In terms of sizing, what you’re seeing here is the medium, with 8 inches insertable length, though it’s also available in one size smaller and two sizes larger, ranging from 7 to 10 inches insertable. Rather than the insertable length though, you should always look at the maximum girth that you can handle. For the Captain’s Hook, the girthiest point ranges from 6.7 inches circumference on the small, 8 inches on the medium size, 9.3 inches on the large, all the way up to 10.4 inches on the XL size. For reference, the diameter of a Coke can is just over 8 inches.
As with most Hankey’s Toys, you can also opt to have a Vaculock-compatible hole drilled on the base for use with fucking machines, suction cup adaptors, or some strap-ons. However, I don’t think the Captain’s Hook is a good candidate for fucking machine use. I tried it, and found that the straight insertion angle from a machine was just too tricky. Instead, most of our testing was done using a heavy-duty strap-on, which you’ll also find for sale from Hankey’s Toys.
And in this scenario, the Captain’s Hook excelled. It was even easier than normal for my partner to enter me, and the unique curve meant we could really experience some intimate pegging, lying on top of me and with my legs wrapped around her.
So if you want to take your pirate-themed pegging to the next level, Captain Hook is here to stick it in you, and up, and around, and … arrrrrr, that’s the spot me hearties.
On the other hand, don’t buy the Captain’s Hook if you’re a huge lover of textures, because there’s not a lot here for that. For p-spot and g-spot play though, this is one hook you’ll definitely want to get caught on. Highly recommended.
Thanks to Hankey’s Toys for sending this over for review—check out the rest of their collection at MrHankeysToys.com.
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The same toy that you’re used to paying hundreds of dollars for from BadDragon, can now be had for around $50. As with any mass-produced option, the customization options are non-existent and there are only a few color choices, but personally, I prefer the look and feel of this one.
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This squirting fuck stick is vulgar, big, and makes a statement. It's a fun toy that's really great to play with! While it doesn't act like a real dick, it's still a lot of fun. It's great if you like the feeling of being filled up with cum or getting a facial.
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A dildo that glows in the dark? Sounds like a gimmick - until you actually use it. And then you get it. This isn’t just some novelty toy, it’s a seriously well-made, super versatile piece of fun. The dual density silicone feels amazing, the shape hits all the right spots, and the glow just adds that cheeky little twist we didn’t know we needed. 😂
Whether we’re using it for oral play, anal adventures, deepthroat training or just adding a third “guest” to our fun - he never disappoints. He’s soft enough to be comfy, firm enough to feel real, and flexible enough for whatever mood we’re in. Sure, he attracts dust like crazy and the packaging was kinda meh, but honestly? We couldn’t care less.
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Sveinn the Buck in size (small), is overall awesome for beginners, but also more experienced toy owners. I would like to try it out in a larger size next time, because personally, I like to try to challenge myself. But, the high quality silicon is poured to perfection and the glitter in the color I chose is gorgeous. You can tell it's made with quality workmanship. I highly recommend it to anyone looking to step up their dildo/sex toy game.
Tawney finds the Calexotics rechargeable rumbling and thrusting silicone dildo fun, affordable, and well-suited for those looking to explore thrusting toys. While she appreciates its soft silicone material, realistic design, and waterproof feature, she wishes the vibration and thrusting functions could be controlled separately. Overall, it’s great for hands-free and harness use, making it ideal for vaginal penetration but less powerful for anal use.
DOC JOHNSON is living up to its name. This real-feel dildo is a favorite in the secret drawer for both self and my partner play, with Vac- U- Lock compatible options included. Molded from a real penis, the soft and squishy ULTRASKYN texture gives the best impressions of a real meaty friend without the extra hassle of one. It does come in three different colors and is made from elastomer. I decided to go with the 8-inch option and found my body to adjust to the girth and size of it naturally. There's no odd stiff parts or hard ridges to stop a smooth insertion. The tip/head is VERY realistic, soft, and the balls and veins add to that sensory factor when using it. It's THICK and will make you feel "full" quickly in any hole you decide to use it in.
I do suggest using dildo-safe or natural lube since you could get friction burns, but overall I enjoy it long time use. (40mins+) I personally can be pretty slick and use self lube, but after a few orgasms I'm glad this product oils up nice without any build-up. It's a nice insertion to use while also using any clit simulation toys. If you like, flipping it will make the ball section rub on the area as well.
It is a tad on the heavier side, it does have some weight on it. I found using my Vac-U-Lock suction on anything other than the ground difficult, yet it still is a nice solo ride when you get the hang of it. I doubt I could use it on a vertical wall like surface unless you have a stronger suction. Placing the plug inside the hole underneath the balls takes some effort since it's a tight squeeze.
You can also use this with a strap, although the O-rings and balls combo could make you sore on either end after a night of fun. Overall, I will be buying and exploring more of Doc Johnson products (especially the cocks) in the future!