I love pocket pussies. I thought that I was going to adore into this toy. Unfortunately, that wasn't the case here. This toy is pretty tight. A little too tight for me. Not like that's a brag or anything, because I'm not even a huge-sized guy. It was just way too tight. I couldn't really enjoy this toy because of how tight it was. But, the texture did seem promising and I'm sure that other guys will have a great time with this thing.

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I have conflicted feelings about Doc Johnson's Main Squeeze line. This toy, molded after Kiley Corrupt, is the latest addition to that collection. Is the design absolutely fantastic? Sure. Is the toy's texture great? I'd say it's good. But is the "squeeze" function only taking away from the toy rather than adding something to it? Like always, yes. I can't strongly recommend this toy but it's definitely a fun time. I would say go for it if it gets you curious.

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The We-Vibe Chorus—and its pressure-sensitive remote (yes, you read that right! Just give it a squeeze to amp up the vibrations)—gets a gold star from me for delivering hands-free, blended orgasms during sex with my partner. Personally, I don’t orgasm easily from internal stimulation alone, let alone from intercourse, but the Chorus makes the whole experience way more enjoyable (wink if you know what I mean). After plenty of testing, we’ve found that this vibe shines best with a grinding motion rather than thrusting, making it a top-tier lovemaking toy in my book. Flying solo? No problem! Tuck it into snug underwear for a hands-free thrill, or pair it with a dildo for an added layer of sensation. Bonus tip: The remote-controlled feature makes it perfect for some sneaky play—whether you’re at home or feeling adventurous out and about. The charging/carry case that it comes with is also a splendid idea as it is discreet and keeps all dust off the toy and remote. Edit: we tried to use it late last night and it was confusing. Maybe keep it for a sober encounter.

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The Cancer Mini Vibe, and the whole Zodiac Collection from Our Erotic Journey, is an absolute vibe. You’re supposed to order the toy that aligns with your zodiac sign. Each is different, palm-sized, and based on the symbol of that zodiac. My verdict as a sex toy: it’s cute, and I felt adorable using it. Overall, it’s a really fun alternative to your standard bullet vibrator, but it is basically just a cute bullet vibrator. The toy has 10 vibration modes, is around 2.5” wide, and is shaped like a little cartoon crab. My verdict on the toy’s vibe: brilliant! The box is designed to look like a tarot card deck, and included with the toy is a crisply designed card describing your zodiac’s sexual style and compatibility. The packaging of this toy and its presentation made me enjoy it more. Because it has such a vibe, it stands out. The legs and eyes of the crab add dimension to the toy, making it much more interesting than similar vibrators.

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Not entirely sure how this one got its name or how to make a pun of it. I think I'm going have to write my first non pun filled review right now... *shudder* It's very weird to say since I'm still somewhat of a newcomer myself, but I think this would be a good first time personal massager for someone that doesn't want to commit to getting a dildo just yet but wants a nice somewhat inconspicuous toy. It definitely feels nice as a regular massager, and is quite intense as a clitoral stimulator and with 20 patterns, 8 intensities, a 90-120 min use time and a memory retention feature you can't really go wrong.

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Haptics wise, BO6 Zombies is unfortunately NOT kinky... :c. Jump scare, throw your controller across the room, or move it around like it has any sway on your character's movements wise... BO6 Zombies can be... erratically kinky. XD The Motorbunny G-Thing is just like any other bulb vibe out there but(t) with a fun gaming twist! This bulb vibe can not only be controlled the typical way. but with an app or with the help of the Motorbunny Playmate and a controller! The G-thing has 9 settings (3 vibes and 6 patterns), a use time of around 4 hours, 3 ways to control it, and an IPX7 rating! The app consists of 10 classic games with sensually punny names, and a remote control menu that allows you to raise and lower the intensity, doodle yourself a new pattern, have your favorite song rock your world, or have someone join the room and do any of those for you! The Playmate is a device that features an accelerometer that enables tilting actions to control the vibrations of the toy, it also claims to react to in-game haptics but that feature is sadly subpar at this point in time. If you want a toy that's reliable and goes well with your idle fidgeting, this is it!

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Bear with me for a moment, I know this statement is going to be a bit weird, but it's the most accurate description I feel I could use at the moment.... The Motorbunny G2G brought an orgasm and fantasy on that was a culmination of all of the hottest, flirty, fun, juvenile dry hump sessions I've ever experienced. I'm honestly a bit upset I didn't have someone around to nibble, tease, and play with while I tested it, but I came away blushing, gushing and feeling like I did anyway. Combine that with the fact that I can also sit around and play classic games with dirty punny names for shiggles and get off while doing so and you have one hell of a happy camper! That aside, the Motorbunny G2G has 9 settings (3 vibes and 6 patterns), a use time of around 4 hours, 3 ways to interact with it (itself, an app, and the Playmate adapter), an IPX7 rating, and comes with 3 different colored magnets to customize its look. The app consists of 10 classic games with sensually punny names, and a remote control menu that allows you to raise and lower the intensity, doodle yourself a new pattern, have your favorite song rock your world, or have someone join the room and do any of those for you! The Playmate is a device that features an accelerometer that enables tilting actions to control the vibrations of the toy, it also claims to react to in-game haptics but that feature is sadly subpar at this point in time. Just know, if you're into a little bump and grind type of session, this is definitely a good toy for it! ;P

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Motorbunny Playmate had me soooo excited to start playing games more often again, I mean, who doesn't want to add a little more spice to game night outside of the usual strip Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, or Super Smash Bros?! Unfortunately, I'm so sad to say that I'm actually disappointed in it. It's not as reactive as I thought it would be when relaying the controller rumbles created by in-game actions. I was most definitely looking forward to the haptic feature, not even thinking about or caring that there was going to be a Wii-remote style tilt feature at all. Funny enough, I felt the same disappointment I got when I realized I don't have to actually exercise to play the Wii at all, I can just continue sitting on my ass and just flick my wrist more than usual. Essentially I feel this should have been advertised as a sensual step counter instead of a sensual haptics device which is utterly heartbreaking. I don't know if it would be possible to make a 3 way switch for this device but it would be awesome to have one. One setting for pure tilt play, one for pure haptics and one that would allow it to act like it does now with the mix of tilt and haptics. To have a more pure response to in-game haptics could make twitch streams, long distance relationships or just general play more intimate and fun as the other players would actually have to work hard to cause reactions. Right now there are some haptics but honestly the most toy reaction is coming from the tilt of whoever is holding the device itself or the controller it's plugged into which doesn't make it interactive play with anyone more than a few feet from the toy... Don't get me wrong, it still gets the job done quite well, but I really really really reeeeeeaaally wanted the spontaneity of actual game play, not me making sure I tilt my controller the right way to get myself off while playing in a room on my own. Again I can just flick my wrist I don't actually have to do the jumping jack... ><'

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