Reviews

Just no, I bought this as a G-Spot stimulator because of the shape. However, it's terrible! This is because whilst it affuxs to the Vac-U-Lock system, it is slightly different, and spins. It's going in the bin.

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In summary, the Creature Cocks Vulcan Silicone Dildo is a toy that truly stands out. Its unique design, impressive dimensions, and high-quality materials make it a must-have for anyone seeking strong, intense sensations. While it may require some preparation and lubricant, the rewards are more than worth it. Whether for solo play or with a partner, it offers intense, memorable experiences. If you are looking for a dildo that combines originality, power, and reliability, the Vulcan is one of the best choices available. It’s a toy that delivers on all fronts and is sure to satisfy anyone ready for a bold and adventurous experience.

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I absolutely love this toy I used it almost everyday. The only thing I can think better is another one to join in on the fun.

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The Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher isn’t just a toy, it’s an experience. It takes something that’s usually fiddly and utilitarian, like refilling a syringe mid-scene, and replaces it with a gadget that keeps you immersed in the fantasy. The sleek design and whisper-quiet motor make it feel more like a kinky accessory than a piece of lab equipment, and the app control adds a wicked layer of unpredictability that manual methods can’t touch. That said, it’s not without quirks. The shot size is playful and rhythmic rather than overwhelming, which works brilliantly for edging and teasing but doesn’t quite deliver that one-and-done soaking that syringes excel at. Cleanup is straightforward, charging is painless, and honestly, I loved how much thought clearly went into making this feel intuitive to use both with and without a machine. My only real wish is for more control over flow intensity, because sometimes you want a light drizzle and sometimes you want a full-on storm. All in all, it’s a clever, well-made device that knows what it wants to be: a teasing, immersive lube launcher that keeps the scene flowing smoothly. It may not replace syringes completely, but as part of a messy play toolbox, it shines.

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OMG....it's my first ever NEGATIVE review! 😲 Watch to learn how to uncover deceptive marketing from toy retailers, what "body-safe" actually means, and my brutally honest thoughts about Dr. Skin from Blush!

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I wasn't sure if I'd love HumpToy Charm when I first saw the design due to the horizontal ridges, but I've ended up really loving this beautiful toy. I love the powerful suction cup, the swell on the shaft, and the tip (which is fantastic for g-spot stimulation)! Customers can either buy available inventory or customize their own Charm dildo by selecting the size, firmness and colors that they'd like. I like that all of HumpToy's designs are non-phallic and that all of their dildos have suction cups, and I think their pours are absolutely gorgeous. Charm is a pleasurable dildo that has served me well ever since I first tried it over a month ago. Such a beautiful toy, coloration and overall design!! I definitely recommend checking out HumpToy's newest model, Charm!

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Overall, I do not think this toy is worth it as advertised. I think that it functions best as a standard dildo and the cons that go with the light function supersede the main point of purchase. I DO NOT recommend this toy for those who struggle with epilepsy from flashing lights or photo sensitives.

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To sum up, this glass toy has become an essential part of my collection. It combines elegance, functionality, and durability in a way that very few toys do. The smooth sensations, the intensity of the filling feeling, the ease of cleaning, and the overall high quality all come together to create something that’s not only enjoyable but reliable. Add to that the visual appeal of its design, the thoughtful packaging, and the longevity it offers, and you have a product that’s hard to beat. Whether you’re new to anal play or already experienced, this toy delivers. For me, it continues to be a trusted companion, always ready to bring pleasure, confidence, and exploration whenever I decide to use it.

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It's disappointing that the Moany Dick arrived defective, as we aim to provide thorough, hands-on reviews of every product we evaluate. While the poorly sealed silicone-ABS joint could be attributed to a factory defect, the issues with the thin material and weak motor are far more concerning. These flaws are not isolated incidents but rather fundamental design oversights that compromise not only the toy’s comfort but its safety and functionality as well. As a result, the Moany Dick falls short of meeting even basic standards for usability and reliability. Unfortunately, I cannot recommend this product, as it was unable to be fully tested due to these critical issues. Given these significant shortcomings, I must rate the Cliterature Moany Dick a 0/10

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I really loved experiencing Venom Dildo by Creature Cocks because I was utterly stretched silly with him. If you're into the marvel universe or are just dying to sit on something rock hard, then Venom is your guy.

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The Great Gaspy is ambitious, combining thrusting action with dual vibrations for a multi-sensory experience, but its potential is undermined by mechanical and structural flaws. The half-inch telescopic motion paired with the vibrations in the shaft and rabbit ears can feel genuinely pleasurable when everything works—but the thrusting motor frequently locks up under resistance, and the weak construction at the tip makes removal feel tense and uncertain. The married controls for vibration and thrusting further limit customization, leaving the toy less versatile than it initially promises. That said, the toy has redeeming qualities. The soft silicone makes insertion smooth, the buttons are easy to navigate, and the rabbit ears deliver satisfying external stimulation. It’s also quiet and easy to clean, with non-porous surfaces that rinse off effortlessly. Still, these positives aren’t enough to outweigh the inconsistency and design limitations. For those who value reliability and control, the Great Gaspy feels more like a playful conversation starter than a truly dependable addition to a toy collection. ​

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I gave this toy a fantastic rating! I really enjoyed this toy, and I am very interested in Camtoyz other line of monster toys. I felt that this was a great price for this quality of toy. I was also impressed with the great grinding textures around the toy. The glow in the dark feature adds such an appealing look to go with the alien vibe. Another great feature is that the toy is more insertable than what is originally described. This can create a great knotting sensation that enhances play both mentally and physically. With that, the strength of the suction cup is phenomenal. There is a gap between the base of the toy and the suction cup that creates a lot of freedom in movement and angles. Overall, I would highly recommend this toy for anyone looking at monster toys with a variety of great features.

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The Noctura Thrusting Dildo from Honey Play Box is great for me during period masturbation sessions. I absolutely adore the color and material used in Noctura's creation! This toy will rock your world in and out of the shower with it's waterproof technology.

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I honestly really love this toy. It's so simple, cheap and easy to use but also interesting and stimulating in more ways than one. It made my tentacle fetish come to life.

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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I absolutely fell in love with the Lovetoy Strap On Harness Shorts!! It exceeded my wishes and expectations at every corner. Quality, function, versatility, comfort, and value all wrapped up in 1 box. Who would have thought??!!?? In my book, that's a 5-star rating.

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I absolutely love this dildo. Every inch of it hits perfectly, from the rounded, defined tip to the thick, veined shaft that delivers a full, indulgent stretch. The girth fills just right, creating deep, toe-curling pleasure without ever feeling overwhelming or uncomfortable. Each use leaves you completely satisfied yet still craving more. The material feels soft yet firm, flexible enough to move with you but solid enough to hold its shape, making every thrust feel deliberate and pleasurable. The veins and contours add extra sensation, while the sturdy suction base keeps it secure for hands-free play or harness use. It’s clear that this toy was designed to combine comfort, realism, and intensity in one package. Even with its incredible size and girth, it glides smoothly and feels indulgent from start to finish. The quality is impressive, especially considering the price point. It’s durable, body-safe, and easy to clean, making it a toy that performs beautifully every time you reach for it. In short, this dildo delivers on all fronts. It is bold, satisfying, and incredibly fun to use. Whether you’re looking for fullness, texture, or just an unforgettable, powerful experience, it hits every mark. I would definitely buy it again and recommend it to anyone who enjoys a good, satisfying stretch. It’s the perfect addition to any collection, offering intense pleasure, excellent craftsmanship, and unbeatable value.

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