Reviews

We’re not going to lie — the Iroha Midori might not be the strongest vibe in our drawer, but it’s definitely the softest. This toy is all about comfort, calmness, and gentle build-up. It doesn’t aim for brute-force orgasms or endless modes — it’s focused, beautifully crafted, and oh so squishy. The texture and feel alone make it worth exploring, especially if you’re sensitive, new to toys, or simply want something a little different. We were honestly a bit skeptical at first — three settings and a shape that looks more like a stress ball than a vibrator? But once in hand, it all clicked. The plush exterior, the ergonomic design, the subtle yet deep rumble — it’s clear Midori was created with care and intention. That said, it’s not going to be everyone’s go-to. Power-seekers might be underwhelmed, and those who prefer a precision-targeted vibe might get frustrated. But if you’re after hands-free potential, elegance, and a unique, body-conscious design, it’s a standout piece. Also, we have to give props to how discreet it is. Sitting on its charging pad, it doesn’t scream sex toy — it whispers luxury wellness. If you’re curious about soft-touch pleasure and want to explore sensations that lean into delicacy over intensity, Midori could be your next favorite companion. Oh, and if you’ve made it this far — don’t miss our deep dive into how we tested it, how it compares to other vibes, and why we think it might be the best thing for sensitive days. 😉

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WOW WOW WOW. Great value and the tongue is legit crazyyyy. Just buy this one!!! 4.75/5

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Hype by ROMP is just a fun vibe. It’s your classic G-spot vibrator, slightly elevated without sacrificing pleasure for cheap frills. Its gentle curve, soft tip, and ribbed shaft hit just right, giving you intense G-spot orgasms. As someone who struggles with orgasming from penetration, I was blown away. A G-spot orgasm has never been easier than with ROMP’s Hype. It’s rechargeable and has 6 intensity levels and 4 patterns. Its soft head mimics the feeling of a real penis, increasing the quality of sensation on your G-spot. Plus, it’s fully waterproof. Considering its reasonable price of $40, that’s a steal. Even if you don’t use it in the shower, being waterproof makes the toy so much easier to clean. As I’ve gotten older, I appreciate easy to clean toys more and more. The toy comes with the cutest, sex positive stickers, which I’ll totally be showing off. Finally, it’s a perfect size for me, very comfortable to insert at 8 inches long (6.5 inches insertable) and ~2 inches wide. However, this might be a little small for other users.

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The Satisfyer Triball 2 is definitely an intriguing little gadget—and when it comes to stimulation, it doesn’t hold back. Each of the three balls has its own motor, so you’re getting a whole lot of vibration happening at once (yes, it’s as intense as it sounds). That said, the toy is super bendy—maybe a little too bendy. I found myself wishing for a bit more firmness, especially when I was trying to apply pressure exactly where I wanted it. The flexibility can make it tricky to really press into those pleasure zones using just the handle. Still, I genuinely enjoy using it. The vibrations are nicely rumbly (not too buzzy!), and the shape? Pretty genius. The balls are designed to stimulate the clit, vaginal opening, and anus simultaneously—and in my case, they hit the mark perfectly. Of course, everyone’s anatomy is different, so your mileage may vary, but if it lines up for you, it’s a lot of sensation in a compact package.

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The We-Vibe Pivot is a vibrating penis ring designed to add some oomph to your sex life—whether you’re flying solo or enjoying it with a partner. It’s got a nice, rumbly motor that delivers pleasure to both parties and a firm grip that does what a penis ring is supposed to do: keep things snug and sensations strong. Bonus: crank it up to the higher settings and, yep, your whole penis practically hums. That said, this one doesn’t come cheap. It’s definitely more of a splurge, and while the quality is solid, whether it’s “worth it” really depends on how often you plan to use it. One cool feature: it syncs with an app, so your partner can take the reins from their phone—great for spicing things up. Now, a word on fit. This ring is tight. Like, noticeably tight. I’d say I’m fairly average in girth and still found it snug, so if you’re on the thicker side, you might want to size up or explore other options. That said, tightness is kind of the whole point with these toys—so for me, it works just right.

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I love this sex toy it was my first sex toy I ever owned. I masturbated using it on several occasions with or without lube.

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M’Lady Tiny Vibrating Wand is the perfect mix of funny, adorable, powerful, and effective. It’s so mighty and so small. I can’t get enough of it. Every time I look at it or use it, I have to chuckle. M’Lady is the perfect name; it matches the silliness of this ridiculously cute toy. Enough about the vibe it gives off, let’s talk about the actual vibes because they’re immaculate. Defying the laws of physics, this toy packs a punch. I could see the manufacturer releasing this toy as a gimmick, giving it one or two moderate speeds. But no, M’Lady is powered by Power Bullet. It has 3 speeds and 4 patterns that will knock your socks off. It comes in a precious carrying case, allowing you to hide it in your purse and take it with you for a date night or a short trip. I’m just so thrilled with this itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny wand.

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The Nova 2 by We-Vibe has officially earned a spot in my nightstand drawer - and trust me, that’s high praise. This rabbit-style vibrator is a dream for both first-timers and seasoned pros alike. It’s designed with flexibility in mind, so it moves with your body instead of against it. And here’s the part that really sold me: the clitoral stimulator actually stays in place the whole time. No fumbling, no repositioning - just consistent, toe-curling contact. The vibes themselves are powerful but discreet, meaning you get all the buzz without the buzzkill of loud noise. Plus, both the internal and external arms are super adaptable, so odds are it’ll suit your body just right.

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I'll say this, Tiffany's waaay better in bed than Stephanie in more ways than one! xD ;P Pure Envy's Tiffany is hung like a horse in comparison to Stephanie which is weird to type but accurate nonetheless lol. The shape is more phallic in nature and comfortable in the same sense, though it only seems to have one setting which is a rotating thrust almost like Tracy's Dog Swirlii but not as intense. The air pulse feature is awesome and has 7 pulsating modes which I prefer waaay more than the Ava Lolli's sucker. Pulsers are better than suckers in my opinion. I LOOOOOVE that the two feature are on SEPARATE buttons for control so you can experience one or the other or both at YOUR preference with your choice of which mode it's in. One button for the thrust action and one for the pulser is just... right lol. The other awesome thing about Tiffany is she has a warming feature, which is well.. pretty hot in the sense that it's an enjoyable feature to have sometimes lol. She apparently likes baths, but I wouldn't 100% guarantee it as no actual IPX rating is provided anywhere, just a claim on the site that she can be submersed. If I had to sleep with a woman, Tiffany would be my gal. xD

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Anime bitches plus tan bitches PLUS a pretty pussy? That’s the winning combo that makes up Cecile. Brought to us by the sensuous lords at Magic Eyes, responsible for the “bocca de la verita” toy and various other awesome toys, is a wonderfully gentle and satisfying sleeve that is just begging to milk you. I wasn’t aware until I had my hands on this toy that she isn’t a generic anime girl made for the purposes of tingling your dingaling but rather the main character in a doujin titled “The Job of an Onahole Salesman is Hard!” So naturally, it makes sense for her to become an onahole.

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The Riley Reid Anal Fleshlight with the Euphoria sleeve is an absolute game changer. This isn’t just another anal Fleshlight, it’s like finding a diamond in the rough. The fit is loose for an anal sleeve but it’s snug in all the right places. The texture’s not the most intense, but that’s the beauty of it. It’s smooth and realistic, kind of like LeBron effortlessly gliding to the rim, providing that perfect balance. The designers managed to capture pure comfort and pleasure, packing it into a sleeve that feels like it was made just for you. If you’re a first-timer or just starting to explore the world of anal Fleshlights like me, this is the one to go for. It’s easy to use, beginner-friendly, and an all-around solid choice, think of it as the reliable Steph Curry three-pointer that you know will always hit the mark. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed.

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We Tried the Satisfyer Pro 2+ in Every Way… Even That One 👀 We get it — you’ve heard it all before. The Pro 2+ is the clit-sucking legend. It’s been hyped, praised, gifted by the dozen, and probably has its own star on the toy walk of fame. So why another review? Because honestly… not every legend hits the same. 🥲 For Leni, it was more of a “meh” than a “mind-blown.” She’s a vibe girl at heart, and while the suction is strong, it just didn’t do the thing. The vibrations? Kind of a letdown. And yeah — Karl tried it too (because science), and spoiler: no happy ending. But here’s the twist: even with our lukewarm love story, we’d still say it’s a must-have — especially if you’re curious about air pulse toys. It’s simple, effective, quiet (mostly), and when it hits, it really hits… just not for everyone. And hey, with that price? It’s kind of the house wine of sex toys. Sometimes you’re surprised, sometimes you remember why it was €15. Curious where we tested it next? Scroll down. Let’s just say… it involves nipples, hickeys, and a little suction science. 😏

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The Go Glow Mini Wand completely exceeded my expectations. When I first got it, I was drawn in by how adorable and discreet it looked—small enough to slip into a makeup bag or purse without anyone ever guessing what it is. But don’t let the size fool you—this little wand packs a surprisingly powerful punch. The vibrations are strong, steady, and satisfyingly deep for such a compact toy, making it perfect for both soothing body massages and intimate moments. I originally got it thinking it would just be a cute travel-friendly option, but honestly, it’s become one of my go-to toys even when I’m at home. It’s incredibly easy to use, with intuitive controls and just the right amount of vibration settings to explore different sensations without being overwhelming. The silicone feels silky smooth, and the design fits comfortably in the hand, which makes the whole experience feel effortless and enjoyable. What I love most is how low-key and fun it feels—there’s no pressure, just simple pleasure in a tiny, powerful package. Whether you’re a beginner or someone who wants a discreet, reliable toy for trips or spontaneous play, the Go Glow Mini Wand truly delivers. I didn’t expect to love it this much, but it’s honestly become a staple in my collection and something I’m always happy to reach for.

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Pillow Talk Sassy feels like a personalized GPS for your G-spot. Until recently, I hadn't been introduced to flexible G-spot vibrators until recently, and I don’t think I can ever go back again. Sassy is generously sized, with an angled body. Not a curved body, angled. And it just gets the job done. This toy has convinced me that curved toys are for chumps. What we need is a targeted G-spot vibrator that knows exactly where it’s going and how it’s going to get there. The bottom of the toy has a single button, a small jewel—a Swarovski crystal—located in the center of the handle. It’s very easy to locate and use while playing. However, the controls are a little annoying. You can increase speed while in use, but to decrease it, you must turn the toy off and restart it at the lowest setting—a silly technical oversight by designers. Overall, mission accomplished.

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Ever catch yourself zoning out, thinking about the MVP herself, Emily Willis? Well, now you can turn that daydream into a game-winning play with the Emily Willis Squirt Fleshlight. This thing is engineered for peak performance, easy to grip, smooth to handle, and designed for the die-hards who can’t get enough of her. The sensation is pure championship-level action. It’s a flawless replica, molded directly from Emily’s body, offering an experience so close to the real thing. If you’re already hooked on her all-star level looks and sexual feats, this is the Fleshlight that’s gonna take the top of the leaderboard!

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Oh. My. God. 😮‍💨 This thing is powerful. You're working with a big wand, so you're going to get big power. Not to say that this toy is perfect, but it's definitely one of my favorites. If you get this toy, you're definitely going to have a fun time. The toy excels at just hammering away at you. It's a great bit of fun that I don't get tired of. I would say that its only weaknesses are in its design, but the pros far outweigh the cons. This is definitely one of the best wands (and sex toys) that I currently own.

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