This butt slaps, *and* it sucks - but in a good way. Here's some buzz about it (all puns intended): I've made a few (okay, a lot) of drunk purchases in my life, and the two dozen word title for this toy really grabbed the attention of my one brain cell. The "Busty Butt Sex Doll Male Sex Toys, Stronger Vortex 5 Sucking & 8 Vibrating Modes with Deeper Vagina Automatic Male Masturbator 9.8LB Adult Sex Toy for Men Electric 3D Lifelike Mens Sex Dolls Stroker" from BIG SHOCKED (here on referred to as "Busty Butt") turned out to be a surprisingly pleasurable purchase. The usual advice is "Don't buy sex toys off Amazon, you'll get some cheaply made Chinese crap that's probably full of toxic chemicals". Reasonable advice for the most part, but life's all about taking risks - and thinking with your little head is always risky. Well no one in the Amazon comments reported their dick falling off, and the high quality marketing materials and range of products led me to believe this manufacturer actually cares a little. Plus, it's on Prime - and when you're drunk and horny and this thing'll show up before you wake up hungover in the afternoon, you're going to hit the "But it Now" button. For the price of a Fleshlight, this toy weighs in at a solid 10lbs and includes all the bells and whistles and vacuums and vibrators. I'd say go for it.

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8/10, have been doing again and again. While not being quite the Fleshlight killer I was hoping for, this toy definitely still stands in the same league. The MainSqueeze Valerica Steele Stroker is truly a top-of-the-line male sex toy designed for the ultimate pleasure sessions. The molding of the product is nothing short of impressive - matched by the internal texture and overall build quality. I'll give them props for standing out with the "squeezability" feature, but in my opinion, that lost them a few points. More on that later. The TL;DR here is: if it's on sale, it's worth the schmeckles.

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