This butt slaps, *and* it sucks - but in a good way. Here's some buzz about it (all puns intended):
I've made a few (okay, a lot) of drunk purchases in my life, and the two dozen word title for this toy really grabbed the attention of my one brain cell. The "Busty Butt Sex Doll Male Sex Toys, Stronger Vortex 5 Sucking & 8 Vibrating Modes with Deeper Vagina Automatic Male Masturbator 9.8LB Adult Sex Toy for Men Electric 3D Lifelike Mens Sex Dolls Stroker" from BIG SHOCKED (here on referred to as "Busty Butt") turned out to be a surprisingly pleasurable purchase.
The usual advice is "Don't buy sex toys off Amazon, you'll get some cheaply made Chinese crap that's probably full of toxic chemicals".
Reasonable advice for the most part, but life's all about taking risks - and thinking with your little head is always risky. Well no one in the Amazon comments reported their dick falling off, and the high quality marketing materials and range of products led me to believe this manufacturer actually cares a little.
Plus, it's on Prime - and when you're drunk and horny and this thing'll show up before you wake up hungover in the afternoon, you're going to hit the "But it Now" button.
For the price of a Fleshlight, this toy weighs in at a solid 10lbs and includes all the bells and whistles and vacuums and vibrators.
I'd say go for it.
Pros
"3-in-1": It's got suction, vibration, and clappable cheeks.
It's relatively cheap
It's got mass - 10lbs of TPE that jiggles and bounces for extra fun
Allows for more fun positions than your standard stroker
Cons
The material feels "oily"
It can be somewhat noisy
Cleaning can be a chore, but that's just inherent to this style of toy
The tunnel of love could be longer
Design
To be optimistic, the product looks better than I'd expect for this price tag.
Realistically, it looks aiite - but you're not buying this for the realism anyway.
The bulk of the toy has a relatively realistic skin color, but the pink painted on vagina looks more like a watermelon Starburst than any lady bits I've seen (both in the movies and IRL).
The colors just don't blend nicely, but the labia, clit, etc. are molded nicely. But again, you're not looking at the orifice when you're pumping away.
As mentioned, the measurements aren't 1:1, but you'll still be able to grab a decent handful in whatever position you're in.
Experience
Fun fun fun fun fun. This toy feels fun.
The vibration function offers a wide range of intensities, from gentle pulsations to powerful throbs. You can customize the vibration patterns to suit your preferences, whether you prefer a gentle massage or a more intense stimulation.
The suction function is equally impressive. The strong suction pulls you in, creating a deep, satisfying sensation. The suction power can be adjusted to your liking, allowing you to control the intensity of the experience.
With a combination of the two, I found myself just standing there and letting the toy work its magic. Lemme tell you - hands free masturbation is a real game changer.
The buttons kinda suck though. They just cycle through the different modes, so you have to click a bajillion times until you find the one you like.
That being said, all the modes I've tried have kicked ass.
The tunnel itself is advertised as 6.2 inches deep - I haven't taken any measurements, but whatever it is, I'd like more. I'm sure as hell not packin like your friendly neighborhood doctor/plumber/fireman Johnny Sins over here, but I found myself pushing up against the end of the line. I didn't love this.
I like to sink real deep in when I'm about to bust, and nothing feels worse than not having an escape route for my swimmers.
The internal texture is nice, with bumps and ridges that aren't overstimulating, but also very apparent.
There's only one tunnel in this toy though - I guess they needed space for the vibrator and sucking mechanism.
I absolutely love the form factor. Sure, it's not the biggest gyat on the streets, but it's satisfyingly squishy to squeeze up against. The weight really provides a more fulfilling experience, and you can play with it in different positions to switch up the fun.
In doggy and missionary, you don't even really need to hold on to the toy - again, hands-free is just *chefs kiss*. Cowgirl is equally fun, especially with the suction features.
Quality
This toy is pretty squarely average "Ships from Amazon Warehouse" quality.
It's decent overall. The material is somewhat oily/greasy, but it's not like it gets all over your sheets. Just leaves a weird feeling on your hands.
I don't have much experience with TPE torso toys, but from what I hear that's actually a pretty standard occurrence across the board.
I took a tip from the Fleshlight care guide and powdered it up with some cornstarch - absolutely the right call, as it made the skin feel smoother, softer, and more supple.
It's more or less a chunk of TPE, which is fun to hold but just doesn't have the same squish-factor as a real booty. That's fine though, this thing was only $60.
The vibrator and suction mechanics do feel like a high-quality thoughtful build.
Both sensations really do engulf your whole head and shaft, rather than buzzing out from a specific hotspot in the toy. They're also not overpowering like some other toys - it didn't leave me feeling like I stuck myself in a vacuum cleaner hose, and the vibrations added to the experience rather than act as the forefront of attention.
Packaging
The Busty Butt shipped from Amazon, and it arrived in a pretty standard Amazon Prime labeled box. Super discrete, absolutely nothing that said "HEY EVERYONE LOOK THIS GUYS ABOUT TO JACK OFF". Inside the Amazon box was another (mostly unlabeled) black cardboard box.
I don't actually like how other toys plaster images of the product all around the box that's just going to end up in my apartment building's dumpster - I think everyone should just go with a simple black box.
It came with a little tube of lube too, but I haven't tried it out yet.
Price
The Busty Butt comes in at a whole 60 smackaroonies, with free one or two day shipping if you have Prime.
For what you're getting here, that's some serious value.
Do yourself a favor and add some of those Diatom Drying Sticks to the Amazon cart - don't know why I haven't bought those before, but they're worthy of a whole separate review themselves.
0 / 3000
adriantoychats
Dec 17, 2024
looks like this toy is pretty good though. it seems like a nice introductory toy into the world of sex dolls. nice review! you have me questioning whether or not i want to try this now...
adriantoychats
Dec 17, 2024
🤣🤣🤣 drunk purchases are either the best or worst decisions you'll ever make in your life.
8/10, have been doing again and again.
While not being quite the Fleshlight killer I was hoping for, this toy definitely still stands in the same league. The MainSqueeze Valerica Steele Stroker is truly a top-of-the-line male sex toy designed for the ultimate pleasure sessions. The molding of the product is nothing short of impressive - matched by the internal texture and overall build quality.
I'll give them props for standing out with the "squeezability" feature, but in my opinion, that lost them a few points. More on that later.
The TL;DR here is: if it's on sale, it's worth the schmeckles.
This is a water bottle shaped stroker complete with an extendable spout which means you can truly hide it in plain sight. It's unfortunately a little too firm and tight, and has minimal texture within which makes it hard to recommend outside of specific cases.
Motorbunny Playmate had me soooo excited to start playing games more often again, I mean, who doesn't want to add a little more spice to game night outside of the usual strip Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, or Super Smash Bros?!
Unfortunately, I'm so sad to say that I'm actually disappointed in it. It's not as reactive as I thought it would be when relaying the controller rumbles created by in-game actions. I was most definitely looking forward to the haptic feature, not even thinking about or caring that there was going to be a Wii-remote style tilt feature at all. Funny enough, I felt the same disappointment I got when I realized I don't have to actually exercise to play the Wii at all, I can just continue sitting on my ass and just flick my wrist more than usual. Essentially I feel this should have been advertised as a sensual step counter instead of a sensual haptics device which is utterly heartbreaking.
I don't know if it would be possible to make a 3 way switch for this device but it would be awesome to have one. One setting for pure tilt play, one for pure haptics and one that would allow it to act like it does now with the mix of tilt and haptics. To have a more pure response to in-game haptics could make twitch streams, long distance relationships or just general play more intimate and fun as the other players would actually have to work hard to cause reactions. Right now there are some haptics but honestly the most toy reaction is coming from the tilt of whoever is holding the device itself or the controller it's plugged into which doesn't make it interactive play with anyone more than a few feet from the toy...
Don't get me wrong, it still gets the job done quite well, but I really really really reeeeeeaaally wanted the spontaneity of actual game play, not me making sure I tilt my controller the right way to get myself off while playing in a room on my own. Again I can just flick my wrist I don't actually have to do the jumping jack... ><'
Spring is in the air! Or rather.. your underwear!
This U-shaped stimulator is a great little panty stuffer for any occasion! Allow it to stimulate those pleasure points on its own or get into the groove with a little bump and grind action ;P. Use it in the bed, in the bath or on the go. With its elegant style and powerful settings, you're sure to feel pretty and plump. As the title says, the Utimi Spring is sure to put a Spring in your step!
This is my literal favorite new toy. I’ve always wanted a lush and never got one. Now, I’m obsessed. The app works seamlessly and I can have my partner play with me from a distance, no matter how far. It’s bigger than I expected (in a good way). It’s soft and comfortable. I appreciate the flexibility of settings. Overall, it’s a great toy and well worth the cost.
DYSO calls their Impulsion a “next-generation sex toy.” It features a 360-degree rotation, nine vibration modes, and eight rotating, all using body-safe materials and cutting-edge tech. But this jerk-off machine, resembling the handle-end of a lightsaber, is a heavy-duty (and heavy to hold) masturbatory sleeve set in a case.
With an hour-and-thirty-minute charging time (and the charge lasting almost as long), this sex toy will give you exactly what you want. It's extremely customizable as you can adjust the experience, for however long you last.
Certainly priced on the high-end of things, but still not so sky-high as some other motorized masturbators are. One needs to remember that in the end, this toy from DYSO is providing a squishy masturbatory sleeve inside a heavy case that is turned, twisted, and powered by a motor.
If this is the kind of thing you’re into, DYSO delivers cock-rumbling fun with the Impulsion.
Made by the BMS Factory, the creators of the famed "Power Bullet," the PalmPower Wand Massager came with high expectations but didn’t fully deliver. While the single-function button and silicone head are functional and feel great, the vibrations leave much to be desired. They’re strong and rumbly only at the highest setting and the rest of the modes just lack the deep resonance found in smaller bullets or larger wands, making it feel like an "inbetweener" that doesn’t quite excel in either category. The corded setup is another drawback—disruptive during solo play and downright awkward, if you’re trying to incorporate a partner. While the compact size and portability are commendable, issues like uneven vibration, the finicky detachable cap, and control quirks weigh it down. If you’re someone who loves the Magic Wand but craves a quieter, more compact version, the PalmPower might fit the bill—but expect to work around its flaws. For those seeking a seamless and deeply satisfying experience, investing in a more refined wand may be worth considering.
If you're looking for a discreet toy you can take almost anywhere, Rock Candy's Fun Size Lala-Pop may be the right choice. It comes with a decent amount of power packed in a small package. It's cute. Plus, it fits in your purse without taking up too much space. The adorable design makes it a toy you'll love messing around with alone or with a friend. Unfortunately, it's battery-powered, so you're at the mercy of those three little LR44s regarding fun time. Might I suggest keeping some extras on hand, just in case? If you love external stimulation as much as I do, you should add the Lala-Pop to your shopping list ASAP!
The Miki 3.2-pound sex doll from Tantaly is a lightweight, affordable, and compact option for beginners. It's well-suited for newbies, has natural-feeling proportions, and is easy to handle due to its size. The realistic feel and soft, squishy assets make it a great option for users who want a torso that is easy to use in multiple positions, though it’s not life-size.