This butt slaps, *and* it sucks - but in a good way. Here's some buzz about it (all puns intended):
I've made a few (okay, a lot) of drunk purchases in my life, and the two dozen word title for this toy really grabbed the attention of my one brain cell. The "Busty Butt Sex Doll Male Sex Toys, Stronger Vortex 5 Sucking & 8 Vibrating Modes with Deeper Vagina Automatic Male Masturbator 9.8LB Adult Sex Toy for Men Electric 3D Lifelike Mens Sex Dolls Stroker" from BIG SHOCKED (here on referred to as "Busty Butt") turned out to be a surprisingly pleasurable purchase.
The usual advice is "Don't buy sex toys off Amazon, you'll get some cheaply made Chinese crap that's probably full of toxic chemicals".
Reasonable advice for the most part, but life's all about taking risks - and thinking with your little head is always risky. Well no one in the Amazon comments reported their dick falling off, and the high quality marketing materials and range of products led me to believe this manufacturer actually cares a little.
Plus, it's on Prime - and when you're drunk and horny and this thing'll show up before you wake up hungover in the afternoon, you're going to hit the "But it Now" button.
For the price of a Fleshlight, this toy weighs in at a solid 10lbs and includes all the bells and whistles and vacuums and vibrators.
I'd say go for it.
Pros
"3-in-1": It's got suction, vibration, and clappable cheeks.
It's relatively cheap
It's got mass - 10lbs of TPE that jiggles and bounces for extra fun
Allows for more fun positions than your standard stroker
Cons
The material feels "oily"
It can be somewhat noisy
Cleaning can be a chore, but that's just inherent to this style of toy
The tunnel of love could be longer
Design
To be optimistic, the product looks better than I'd expect for this price tag.
Realistically, it looks aiite - but you're not buying this for the realism anyway.
The bulk of the toy has a relatively realistic skin color, but the pink painted on vagina looks more like a watermelon Starburst than any lady bits I've seen (both in the movies and IRL).
The colors just don't blend nicely, but the labia, clit, etc. are molded nicely. But again, you're not looking at the orifice when you're pumping away.
As mentioned, the measurements aren't 1:1, but you'll still be able to grab a decent handful in whatever position you're in.
Experience
Fun fun fun fun fun. This toy feels fun.
The vibration function offers a wide range of intensities, from gentle pulsations to powerful throbs. You can customize the vibration patterns to suit your preferences, whether you prefer a gentle massage or a more intense stimulation.
The suction function is equally impressive. The strong suction pulls you in, creating a deep, satisfying sensation. The suction power can be adjusted to your liking, allowing you to control the intensity of the experience.
With a combination of the two, I found myself just standing there and letting the toy work its magic. Lemme tell you - hands free masturbation is a real game changer.
The buttons kinda suck though. They just cycle through the different modes, so you have to click a bajillion times until you find the one you like.
That being said, all the modes I've tried have kicked ass.
The tunnel itself is advertised as 6.2 inches deep - I haven't taken any measurements, but whatever it is, I'd like more. I'm sure as hell not packin like your friendly neighborhood doctor/plumber/fireman Johnny Sins over here, but I found myself pushing up against the end of the line. I didn't love this.
I like to sink real deep in when I'm about to bust, and nothing feels worse than not having an escape route for my swimmers.
The internal texture is nice, with bumps and ridges that aren't overstimulating, but also very apparent.
There's only one tunnel in this toy though - I guess they needed space for the vibrator and sucking mechanism.
I absolutely love the form factor. Sure, it's not the biggest gyat on the streets, but it's satisfyingly squishy to squeeze up against. The weight really provides a more fulfilling experience, and you can play with it in different positions to switch up the fun.
In doggy and missionary, you don't even really need to hold on to the toy - again, hands-free is just *chefs kiss*. Cowgirl is equally fun, especially with the suction features.
Quality
This toy is pretty squarely average "Ships from Amazon Warehouse" quality.
It's decent overall. The material is somewhat oily/greasy, but it's not like it gets all over your sheets. Just leaves a weird feeling on your hands.
I don't have much experience with TPE torso toys, but from what I hear that's actually a pretty standard occurrence across the board.
I took a tip from the Fleshlight care guide and powdered it up with some cornstarch - absolutely the right call, as it made the skin feel smoother, softer, and more supple.
It's more or less a chunk of TPE, which is fun to hold but just doesn't have the same squish-factor as a real booty. That's fine though, this thing was only $60.
The vibrator and suction mechanics do feel like a high-quality thoughtful build.
Both sensations really do engulf your whole head and shaft, rather than buzzing out from a specific hotspot in the toy. They're also not overpowering like some other toys - it didn't leave me feeling like I stuck myself in a vacuum cleaner hose, and the vibrations added to the experience rather than act as the forefront of attention.
Packaging
The Busty Butt shipped from Amazon, and it arrived in a pretty standard Amazon Prime labeled box. Super discrete, absolutely nothing that said "HEY EVERYONE LOOK THIS GUYS ABOUT TO JACK OFF". Inside the Amazon box was another (mostly unlabeled) black cardboard box.
I don't actually like how other toys plaster images of the product all around the box that's just going to end up in my apartment building's dumpster - I think everyone should just go with a simple black box.
It came with a little tube of lube too, but I haven't tried it out yet.
Price
The Busty Butt comes in at a whole 60 smackaroonies, with free one or two day shipping if you have Prime.
For what you're getting here, that's some serious value.
Do yourself a favor and add some of those Diatom Drying Sticks to the Amazon cart - don't know why I haven't bought those before, but they're worthy of a whole separate review themselves.
looks like this toy is pretty good though. it seems like a nice introductory toy into the world of sex dolls. nice review! you have me questioning whether or not i want to try this now...
adriantoychats
Dec 17, 2024
🤣🤣🤣 drunk purchases are either the best or worst decisions you'll ever make in your life.
8/10, have been doing again and again.
While not being quite the Fleshlight killer I was hoping for, this toy definitely still stands in the same league. The MainSqueeze Valerica Steele Stroker is truly a top-of-the-line male sex toy designed for the ultimate pleasure sessions. The molding of the product is nothing short of impressive - matched by the internal texture and overall build quality.
I'll give them props for standing out with the "squeezability" feature, but in my opinion, that lost them a few points. More on that later.
The TL;DR here is: if it's on sale, it's worth the schmeckles.
I usually don't pay much attention to the small products by the cash register, but in this case, I'm so glad I did. The 3-Speed PowerBullet is a solid choice for beginners or anyone looking to enhance their toy collection without spending much. It's small, versatile, and surprisingly powerful for its size, with three speeds that deliver rumbly vibrations.
While the design isn't perfect—its size can make it tricky to handle, and the vibrations linger in your fingers—it works well when paired with other toys like dildos or harnesses. The included LR44 batteries last a while, but I'd recommend the rechargeable version if you can afford the small price jump. Overall, it's a reliable, no-frills mini vibrator that gets the job done.
Not only is the Sinloli Ethel the perfect size of hip doll, she also has one ridiculously cool superpower: she fucks back. 10/10: The smartest hip doll ever.
As a trangender man, vibrators are one of the most important parts of solo and partnered play for me. Bullet vibrators specifically have been a hit or miss in my experience, but this extremely cheap vibrator from the Secret Lover store on Amazon has worked wonders for me. I purchased this vibrator nearly exactly a year ago, and have been using it frequently ever since. It ranks at #5 on Amazon for bullet vibrators, and I can tell you why!
My issue with most bullet vibrators is that they don't provide strong enough stimulation- with this vibrator, that hasn't been an issue for me. The angled tip is surprisingly helpful, especially as a trans guy with decently sized bottom growth (~2 inches).
Price has also been a struggle for me in regard to toys, with even the smallest bullet vibrators you can find in stores being $20-$30; as a broke college student, it can be a bit difficult to come up with this money! Usually a toy so cheap would be suspicious, but this toy has been just as good if not better than $20 bullet vibrators I've tried in the past.
The Amazon listing does say "for women", but this toy is definitely a good idea for anyone. The packaging was discreet, and didn't have any gendering. That's been an issue I've had in the past for most toys designed for AFAB individuals, the packaging is often worded as if it's only for cisgender women, and uses "feminine" color schemes. For trans and queer individuals, this could be a put-off, as dysphoria is a huge turn-off. This wasn't an issue at all with this vibrator!
She’s one of my favorites. The Feel Rae Lil Black Stroker was molded from her actual vagina. Looks just like it. You can feel every damn detail of her anatomy in the skin-like material. The sleeve’s got ribs and bumps packed in, ready to give you exactly what you’re looking for.
"One and done," is what you get with the Rolling Tenga Vacuum Gyro Roller. But with that one-time-a whacking, your dick will be treated to a nice juicy tunnel and solid suction you can control, in this neat little handheld jerker-offer.
The Tenga line is synonymous with masturbatory good times and this little beauty delivers, for a very good price, a basic 'hit it and quit it' orgasm, come as fast as you want to.
Beyond the tight fit and solid ridges you push through in the sleeve, you can control the suction here by the hole at the tail end of the cup.
What's also great about this nearly six-inch-long masturbatory device is that you can enhance your good time with any of Rolling Tenga Cups attachments; Tenga really does care about your good time, and they offer customizable possibilities to really blow your lid off.
This little pre-lubed cup is ready to go, (although the lube does tend to ooze out the minute you pop the lid, so be careful). So have at it, get off, and move on.
The world really is your Tenga jerk-it oyster!
The Swan Rechargeable Bullet Pink – The Little Toy That Puts Bigger Toys to Shame
We’ve tried so many vibrators. Some were good, some were okay, and some… well, let’s just say they ended up in the “never again” pile. But every once in a while, a toy comes along that changes the game and this is one of them.
At first glance, the Swan Rechargeable Bullet looks like just another bullet vibe. Cute, compact, travel-friendly. Nothing you haven’t seen before, right? Wrong.
The first time we turned it on, we knew it was different. The power. The depth. The ridiculous “how is this thing so strong?” vibrations. And the best part? It never disappoints.
Some toys start out strong but weaken over time - this one hasn’t lost a bit of intensity.
Some look luxurious but feel cheap - this one is sleek, solid, and gorgeous.
Some have a hundred unnecessary settings - this one just gives you pure, uninterrupted, adjustable power.
And the battery? It just refuses to die. Even on high settings, it lasts longer than most people can. 😏
We use it constantly. It’s the first thing we reach for solo or together. It’s never in the way, always reliable, and somehow still as exciting as the first time we tried it.
If we lost it tomorrow, we’d reorder it instantly.
If you’ve been searching for the one bullet vibrator that actually lives up to the hype - this could be it. And if you don’t believe us yet, keep reading - we’ve got all the juicy details. 😉
Hey there, fellow pleasure seekers! 😏 After hearing countless positiv reviews about the Ana Foxxx Silk Fleshlight, we decided to give it a try—and wow, am I glad we did! This toy quickly became one of my top favorites, especially for those who enjoy longer sessions. Its thoughtfully designed structure offers a perfect balance of stimulation and comfort, making it ideal for extended play. If you're on the lookout for a reliable companion that lives up to the hype, this might just be the one for you. Dive into our full review to discover why it's earned its fan-favorite status! 😉
The Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit (STU) is a great toy to work on your edging game. The repetitive pattern on the inside makes it easier to control your orgasm. Fleshlight is a well-known brand at this point. You know what you're getting but it might not be the most affordable price compared to other brands.