The Mini Swan Wand Glow in the Dark is one of those toys that tries something different and almost nails it. It’s compact, curvy, and surprisingly versatile once you get a feel for what it wants to be.

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Tech, Texture & a Bit Too Much Trouble? We were seriously hyped for this one. Lovense + automatic stroker + app control is chefs kiss. This combo had “next favorite toy” written all over it. But Solace Pro ended up being a bit of a mixed bag for us. When it works, it really works , the manual mode is solid, the hardware feels premium, and the couple play potential is actually exciting. But it also makes you work for the good stuff. Between the loud motor, the hit-or-miss AI syncing, and an interface that can feel more like troubleshooting than foreplay, it’s not a grab-and-go kind of toy. Add in a milder sleeve that didn’t blow us away, and we’re left saying: good idea, decent execution, but not the game-changer we hoped for. Still, we’re tech nerds at heart – and there’s a lot to appreciate if you love syncing toys to smut and building out your gadget collection. Plus, it’s sturdy, well made, and definitely fun in the right setup. Just, maybe not the one you’ll reach for every night. Curious if the future of solo play is here, or still loading? Keep reading to see if it's your new favorite stroker 👀

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Beyond isn’t here to steal the spotlight, but damn she holds her ground. For a sleeve that’s been around since 2017, she feels surprisingly fresh. 😅 There’s something really grounded about her whole vibe: a soft intro, a surprisingly grippy middle, and enough structure to keep things interesting without going full-blown fireworks. She doesn’t scream intensity, but she whispers realism in a way that caught me off guard. Especially that tight second chamber, it’s the kind of texture that wraps around you just right, and paired with those spiral rings, there’s a lot more going on than you’d think at first glance. It’s not a wild ride, but it’s a steady and intentional journey that makes you want to explore her more. She won’t be my #1, but she’s earned her place. And if you’ve ever been curious about sleeves that edge on realistic without losing stimulation Madison may be the one for you. Wanna see how she stacks up in the rest of the review? We’ve still got care, quality, price & more so scroll on down! 👇

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The one that chills, but knows exactly how to keep the tension building 😏. This one had our hearts before we even opened the box because let’s be honest: we’ve loved Emily for years. But as much as our fangirl/fanboy goggles were on, we didn’t expect Squirt to be quite so chill. And that’s exactly what makes her stand out. She’s not flashy and she’s not trying to rip your soul out through your glans. She’s subtle. Balanced. Mild enough for long sessions, interesting enough to keep you engaged. The entrance is welcoming, the structure flows, and her suction game? Quietly elite. We’ve tried a lot of sleeves, but few manage to feel this forgiving while still doing their job. That’s Squirt and she sneaks into your rotation and suddenly you realize she never left. And every time you come back, she just works. This isn’t the sleeve that’ll give you fireworks after 3 minutes. But if you’re looking for an intimate, laid-back ride with a little emotional side-eye (and maybe a second round on top), Emily is waiting. Want to know why she’s the mellow ride that still makes an impact? Keep reading or jump to the parts that hit your spot 😉.

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Not Everyone’s Favorite, But Possibly Yours 😉 We’ve tested sleeves that blew us away on the first thrust, and others that grew on us over time. Tasty, she's in the second camp. There’s nothing flashy here, no fireworks, no punch-you-in-the-face texture. And maybe that’s exactly why she earned her name: she’s not the wildest dish on the menu, but she’s one you might crave when you’re not in the mood for chaos. Tasty is simple, reliable, soft-spoken. She lets you take the lead and gives just enough to keep you going without stealing the spotlight. Not every session has to be a challenge. Sometimes you just want a toy that does its job smoothly, quietly, and with a lot of grace. That’s Tasty. She won’t be everyone’s favorite. But for the right user? She might be the one that sticks around. Especially if you like edging, longer sessions, or just a more “realistic” feel. Tasty might not shout, but she sure knows how to stay. 😌 Looking for something mild, smooth, and built for slow burn? Then keep reading, or jump to the comparisons and see how she stacks up. 😉

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Bombshell surprised me in ways I didn’t expect and that’s saying a lot, considering how hyped she was. My partner and I have tried a lot of sleeves, but this one found a sweet spot I didn’t even know I needed: focused, deep shaft stimulation that builds slowly and doesn’t just overwhelm the head. From the very first use, she gave me the kind of experience that made me stop mid-session and think: damn, this one’s different. She’s tight but not suffocating, intense but not overwhelming, and detailed without being fussy. It’s that rare combo of physical design and sensation that just works for me every single time 😅. I’ve had fast, explosive toys before that make you finish quick leaving you to wonder what just happened. Bombshell isn’t that for me because she’s the kind of toy that lets you slow down, feel every chamber, and ride that line between tension and release. She’s the reason I’ve learned to enjoy the process, not just the orgasm. And what’s honestly wild is there are moments I didn’t even finish, not because she couldn’t get me there, but because I was so satisfied from the ride alone. That’s rare, special, and something I didn’t know I could enjoy – until now. Bombshell Blake isn’t just a name or a pretty mold, she’s a full-body, full-mind experience that’s earned her place in my top tier which is something I don’t say lightly. If you're even remotely curious, she’s worth a try.

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Couple-Tested, Overthought, and Thoroughly Thrusted – Meet the SVR 🔥 This ring came in cute, quiet, and low-key... and somehow managed to stick around through all our wild ideas and test sessions. From classic missionary to weird shower yoga, we truly put the SVR through it — and it didn’t flinch (well, mostly). It’s not the flashiest toy we own, but it’s one of the most dependable. The rumbles are stronger than you’d expect from something this small, and when used right, it seriously enhances partner play without getting in the way. The silicone is lush, the fit is forgiving, and it never made Karl feel like his circulation was about to cut off. Always a plus. 😅 Sure, it’s not perfect. The charging port gives us minor anxiety, the highest settings might rattle your windows, and you’ll need to readjust in certain positions. But for all the ways it showed up for us — solo, duo, and mid-couch quickie — this little ring really earned its spot. Curious how it performed in every position (yes, even that one)? Scroll back up and see what worked... and what definitely didn’t. 😉

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We’re not going to lie — the Iroha Midori might not be the strongest vibe in our drawer, but it’s definitely the softest. This toy is all about comfort, calmness, and gentle build-up. It doesn’t aim for brute-force orgasms or endless modes — it’s focused, beautifully crafted, and oh so squishy. The texture and feel alone make it worth exploring, especially if you’re sensitive, new to toys, or simply want something a little different. We were honestly a bit skeptical at first — three settings and a shape that looks more like a stress ball than a vibrator? But once in hand, it all clicked. The plush exterior, the ergonomic design, the subtle yet deep rumble — it’s clear Midori was created with care and intention. That said, it’s not going to be everyone’s go-to. Power-seekers might be underwhelmed, and those who prefer a precision-targeted vibe might get frustrated. But if you’re after hands-free potential, elegance, and a unique, body-conscious design, it’s a standout piece. Also, we have to give props to how discreet it is. Sitting on its charging pad, it doesn’t scream sex toy — it whispers luxury wellness. If you’re curious about soft-touch pleasure and want to explore sensations that lean into delicacy over intensity, Midori could be your next favorite companion. Oh, and if you’ve made it this far — don’t miss our deep dive into how we tested it, how it compares to other vibes, and why we think it might be the best thing for sensitive days. 😉

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We Tried the Satisfyer Pro 2+ in Every Way… Even That One 👀 We get it — you’ve heard it all before. The Pro 2+ is the clit-sucking legend. It’s been hyped, praised, gifted by the dozen, and probably has its own star on the toy walk of fame. So why another review? Because honestly… not every legend hits the same. 🥲 For Leni, it was more of a “meh” than a “mind-blown.” She’s a vibe girl at heart, and while the suction is strong, it just didn’t do the thing. The vibrations? Kind of a letdown. And yeah — Karl tried it too (because science), and spoiler: no happy ending. But here’s the twist: even with our lukewarm love story, we’d still say it’s a must-have — especially if you’re curious about air pulse toys. It’s simple, effective, quiet (mostly), and when it hits, it really hits… just not for everyone. And hey, with that price? It’s kind of the house wine of sex toys. Sometimes you’re surprised, sometimes you remember why it was €15. Curious where we tested it next? Scroll down. Let’s just say… it involves nipples, hickeys, and a little suction science. 😏

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Not Quite a Breeze, But Not a Storm Either 🌬️ The Love Breeze had us hopeful – sleek design, familiar suction tech, and a smaller profile that promised discretion and ease. But once in use, it became clear that looks aren’t everything. The stiff silicone, awkward fit, and less-than-ideal grip took the fun out of the fantasy. Unfortunately, the all-too-familiar Satisfyer Achilles’ heel shows up again: battery death. It’s frustrating when a toy that’s barely been used decides to take an early retirement. Still, there’s more to the story – including price, care, and whether it might still earn a spot in your toy lineup. Scroll down and find out if this breeze is worth chasing. 😉

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Our Most Mixed Feelings Yet: Deep Vibes, Shallow Compatibility 😅 The Pulse III Duo was our first-ever couple’s toy — and we really wanted to love it. In theory, it’s a brilliant concept: two motors, two zones of stimulation, and that signature PulsePlate promising deep, thumping vibrations. And in solo use? It kind of lives up to the hype. Those pulses are intense, immersive, and offer a different kind of orgasm than most toys. But as a couples toy? Meh. It’s too bulky, the external motor doesn’t deliver enough for her, and trying to share space with it in the heat of the moment felt more clumsy than sexy. Add a battery that gave up early and a PulsePlate that short-circuits under pressure (literally), and you’ve got a toy that just didn’t stay in our rotation for long. Still, if you’re curious about the Pulse tech or love the idea of deep, slow solo sessions — there’s definitely something here for you. We just wish it had aged better and hit the mark on both sides of the Duo. Think the Pulse III Duo might still be for you? Keep reading — we break it all down, from first impressions to long-term love (or disappointment). 👀 And yes — forgive the photos. 😂 This toy’s been through some things with us. It may not be fresh out of the box, but hey, neither are we. 😅

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A Quiet Overachiever with Some Connection Issues 😅 Jive isn’t the loudest toy in the drawer – literally or figuratively – but it definitely has a quiet charm. With deep, rumbly vibrations and a super discreet design, it’s kind of like the introvert at the party: unassuming at first, but surprisingly fun once you spend some time with it. It’s sleek, comfy to wear, and nearly silent, which makes it great for public play or a subtle tease during dinner. That said, the Bluetooth connectivity is a real letdown. If you’re in it for smooth long-distance control, prepare for some frustration (and a lot of reconnecting). For solo use or short-range couple play, though? Jive delivers a cozy, enjoyable experience – especially if you’re into those deep internal vibrations without too much buzz on the outside. Just don’t expect mind-blowing G-spot precision or tech wizardry. If public play, long-term wear, and rumbly vibes are what you’re into, Jive could be your new little secret. And if you're curious how it stacks up against other vibes like the Lush 3? Stick around – comparison coming up. 😉

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