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LemonadeTarts
Oct 02, 2025
FunnyMee Sani G-Spot Massager Review: Elite Rabbit Vibes
This review is brought to you by FunnyMee! They sent me the Rose and Sani to review, you should check out their website if you get a chance. You can also get 10% off either of these toys with my discount link: https://tinyurl.com/yveaafbe. And it's valid thru the end of October, so don't wait ~ . . . The one size fits all design of this toy means that you're probably either going to love it or hate it. I wish the Sani had the adjustability of a toy that I recently reviewed and really liked; the Lovense Dolce Dual Vibrator. The Dolce had quite a big range of adjustability in the neck that the Sani is sorely lacking. I know that adding that sort of tech would probably drive the price up quite a bit, but adding that little bit of adjustability would take this from a toy that I found uncomfortable to use, to something that I would probably enjoy quite a bit. Like I said in my video review, the vibrations were quite strong, which is great!--but no matter how strong the vibrations are, it can't overcome me being in pain from using the toy. I would say overall that if this toy hits you just in the right spot, it could probably be a mainstay in your toy collection. And because the price point is very, very cheap, maybe it's worth a try just to see if you do like the shape. I really wanted to like this toy, it's a novel design with cools functions that most toys don't have, which I think is kind of rare. But for me personally, this is a very disappointed pass.
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LemonadeTarts
Sep 28, 2025
CamToyz Lolly Clit Vibrator Review
Maybe this is a little harsh, but overall, it feels like a bit of a scam. And the overall 3.00 score belies my true feelings on this toy. The tongue is too short and the motor is too weak for it to really stimulate any pleasure at all. So the price point seems a little high for what you're getting. This toy belongs in a Spencer's Gifts or a Hallmark Store. I would be a little more forgiving if the price was half as much and it was marketed as a silly gag gift. As a side note, they really missed an opportunity to add little oinking noises as you use the toy. I know it's a bit silly, but I actually would've liked it more if it did. This is a "leave it" from me.
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LemonadeTarts
Sep 26, 2025
FunnyMee Rose Licking G-Spot Vibrator Review
This review is brought to you by FunnyMee! They sent me the Rose and Sani to review, you should check out their website if you get a chance. You can also get 10% off either of these toys with my discount link: https://tinyurl.com/yveaafbe . . . Licking toys are just so difficult to get right!--the human tongue when performing oral sex on a vagina isn't just shallow oscillating movements that seemingly all sex toys do! We need Patrick Star "I can almost taste it now" ice cream licking gif happening. Couple that movement with some vibration and then you'd have a good licking sex toy...In my humble opinion. I actually like the Rose Thrustion a little bit more than my last FunnyMee toy review: the Sani (or Sany). The Rose does have a lot of going on, but doesn't really excel at anything. I think I was slightly hinting at this in my Sani review, but I feel like most people would totally be willing to drop a mid-tier or even a premium price on a really well designed and powerful toy. I think Lovense being so popular is a testament to that idea. The Rose instead opts to try and be a premium toy on a budget-friendly price...which just means they had to pare down and skimp in order to make the $26 price point able to make them a profit. If I were to give my unsolicited advice I would ask for a few things: 1) extending the shaft and adding a longer and a speed adjustable thrusting motion (like Lovense's Gravity) 2) adding a vibration element to the head/shaft and 3) a redesign of the licking element...and all this complaining is out of love...and because it's on the cusp of greatness ~ but not quite there yet.
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LemonadeTarts
Sep 25, 2025
Lovense Dolce Dual Vibrator Review
TL;DR: Lovense is an amazing brand and I think this is probably my second favorite toy out of all 7 that I own. A mainstay. Get this and you won't be disappointed. The 4.43 rating is lower than it should be, I just think that basically all sex toys should be cleaned, so the "easy to clean" score brings it down a little bit unfortunately. But overall, this is definitely a 10/10 toy for me! The full price of $239 might be a little tough for casual users to justify, but I've consistently owned each Lovense toy for 3+ years before they've ever had a problem (if they do end up having a problem), so they do hold up to intense usage. But if you're able to snag it while it's on sale (Lovense also has many frequent sales on their website), then it's super duper worth it.
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LemonadeTarts
Sep 24, 2025
We-Vibe Rave Vibrator Review
This is a fair toy overall. The shape and quality could be perfect for some people, though it doesn't rise to the "cream of the crop" for me so to speak. The Bluetooth compatibility though means it probably edges out compared to other G-Spot Vibrators for some people. Is it exactly fair to compare this toy to any of the products sold on Amazon?--probably not, but I think a large number of people will turn to Amazon for cheap prices, so WeVibe has to compete with Amazon whether it's fair or not unfortunately. After checking out WeVibe's website they already have a Rave v2, which looks like it received a redesign, so maybe some of the complaints that I had with the Rave v1 may have been addressed. But the Rave v2 is still at the $149 price point, so the high price point is still a factor to consider.
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LemonadeTarts
Sep 18, 2025
CamToyz Landon Male Torso Review
Overall, it's a fine toy but much too expensive compared to other similar toys - I would shop around before buying. As a side note, I do think all the design details are fun and maybe if just a few more elements were added, I would highlight the "personality" of the toy as potentially being a selling point (they already named this toy, wouldn't be cool if they had like different character archetypes you could choose from!). I would also love to come back and find that they added some strong suction to the back of their Landon v2.0, so we'll just have to wait and see.
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LemonadeTarts
Sep 11, 2025
CamToyz Majestic Tamina Vibrator Review
TL;DR: I really, really like this toy and it will probably enter into my main rotation of toys that I use! A very strong recommendation from me. Overall, the price point seems a little high, though if the build quality is as good as it seems to be, that concern falls off if you keep it around for a few years. So that remains to be seen. Other than that, this toy is pretty great. I wish it had a slightly stronger vibration, but I think the heating element makes up for that. My very minor nitpick as someone who uses sex toys all throughout the day, it means I won't use this toy as much as I would like to. Though, I think that's a niche complaint that won't effect most users.
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LemonadeTarts
Aug 19, 2025
Lovehoney's 8" Dream Lover Unicorn Dildo Review
Although the toy is cute and I love how it feels, I cannot justify the $75 price point. The toy itself is nice but there isn't really anything noteworthy or unique about it compared to similarly designed dildos you can get off Amazon for a much cheaper price.
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LemonadeTarts
Jul 29, 2025
Shibari Deluxe Mega Vibrator Review
TL;DR: Get this. Will be one of the best and longest lasting toys you will buy. I recommend this toy very highly. While I didn't mention this in my video, this is also a great toy for both men and women! So if you're someone who likes/wants toys for either personal private time, or sexy time with a partner, this should be a very strong consideration for your "essentials." And as long as you're not anywhere in earshot, you will have a great time with this!
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