If you're a fan of bondage and looking cute than the HC6 cuffs may be for you!! Honestly there's not much more to be said than that lol. This is one of those items that's pretty straight forward! You're either interested in them or you're not lol. Just be aware that they do not fit ankles, unless your ankles are very dainty, and you may want to take some time to wear them in a bit so they're a bit comfier! Definitely excited to have them in my collection! Not the first kind of cuffs I expected to own, but I'm glad I didn't end up going the cliché fuzzy cuff route ><". ♥

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Do you have a big sweet tooth and an even bigger sexual appetite? Like a Kitten's Cake Eater might be the perfect dessert to fit that craving! It's a delightful treat that licks your icing and bowl instead of the other way 'round and helps you melt your fat like butter lol. ;P It has 3 decently intense single vibration style settings and 7 morse code style patterns if that's your flavor! It also comes in three adorable colors: blue, pink and purple! Personally, the 3 initial settings are enough to come back for but it's still hard to wrap my head around violating a dessert in such a way. At least it helps burn calories instead of adding to them! ><"

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If you're a fan of bees, pollination and flowers than put on your apiary suit and invite one of these bumbling beauties back to your hive! It's perfect for beginners that don't want a large toy or an overly intense one, and want to experience a different type of stimulation. It's capable of handle rain showers like a pro, is pretty affordable and absolutely adorable. Personally I'm ecstatic it's in my collection just for the sheer cuteness of it. Testing it on the initial charge it came with resulted in a slow burn build up rather than an exciting or fast finish, but that's not a bad thing! Perhaps it will have more buzz in its bonnet when it's fully charged, or it'll just remain the perfect little flower starter!

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Beginners that are interested in girth, light buzzy sensations, more patterns than vibrations and batteries over chargers would love this toy! Personally I dislike just about everything it has to offer aside from the remote lol, which is sad to say but tis the truth lol. To me it was not worth popping the batteries out of my mouse for, and I feel the company didn't think it was worth providing batteries for... Feels like they just wanted to put a toy out just to put one out.

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Cleo may not be the current Queen of the Nile, but she's certainly ruling my chamber at the moment. Despite having two motors and one brain, her paired intensities are actually quite enjoyable and she's definitely more logical than Pure Envy's Stephanie! Her charge and use times may be a mystery but her IPX6 rating and price are quite charming! She's excellent for beginners that don't want something too girthy or too intense, but make no mistake her intensities are not weak. She's also quite flexible allowing her to fit more body types comfortably. Personally her patterns leave much to be desired, but her 3 single vibration intensities more than made up for it for me. I'd gladly see her again!

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If you're a fan of heavy metal, cold lips and new/exciting ways to protect yourself from stranger danger than check out Funzze's Double Ended Stainless Steel Dildo! This shiny masterpiece is the perfect console or purse weapon/pleasure item to help you feel like you've got a handle on whatever sticky situation you might find yourself in! No batteries, no charger, no complicated buttons, no quitting in the middle of a good time and no worries about where, when or how it can be used! Use it alone, with a partner or against a stranger! It's perfect for beginners, experienced users and everyone in between that doesn't mind gaining a little muscle while gaining a bit of pleasure. ><" Surprisingly, I wouldn't be against using this toy again in future, though I'm not sure if it's best to do so while things still feel cold or if I should bite the bullet and just shock the life out of things and refreeze it all after it finally returns to normal lol. I do feel it would make a perfect car companion for the extremely rare occasions where something that heavy might prove useful... I half wonder if it can be certified as a window breaker should I find myself in a flooding situation of any kind lol.

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If you're a beginner looking to try an air pulse toy for the first time and/or a vibration toy that is discreet looking and comes with a form of storage, then look no further than the Utimi Space Bean! What it lacks in a true name, IPX rating and user time, it more than makes up for with its lovingly gentle and slow initial approach and its mild but exciting high intensities that follow suit. It may not satisfy those that like the power of an INYA Rose, but it'd still be adorable and unique to add to almost any collection because of its adorable lima bean shape and odd but adorable pod. Personally, it's a toy I'd definitely go back to again. I'm a fan of the whole air pulse function, the single vibes of the vibration function and the pod itself lol. I genuinely think I'd put it on the nightstand in a bedroom and use it as a night light and a night cap lol.

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If you're a fan of the INYA Rose, you're going to love this slippery little number! The intensities are quite on par with the INYA Rose, with the added benefit of having an insertable handle! The air pulse settings are all intensities with no patterns, while the vibrations are a combination of 3 single buzzy type vibes that are each quite intense and 4 wave like patterns rather than alarm pulse or morse code type ones. Some info about it is a mystery but that just makes it more lovable, that and its comedic overall look lol. Why send an erotically suggestive emoji, when you could just grab and use one ><". At first I was off-put by the thought of inserting a banana into a mouth that wasn't on my face lol, now I find that it's quite enjoyable and I'd go back for seconds. ><"

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Lovense's Lapis is an extremely versatile toy: it can be used solo or with a partner; be controlled manually or by app; offers clitoral, G-Spot and A-Spot pleasure options; and its IPX7 rating allows it to not only be used in dry areas but in submersible wet areas like a bath/pool as well! The only thing that's a bit of a bummer about this toy is the high price tag of $260, other than that it's at least pretty damn awesome on paper as far as features go! Of the two Lovense toys I now own, I'd definitely come back to this one way more often. It's more aesthetically pleasing, sexually fulfilling in size and shape, and has way more current and potential future uses than the noodles of the Osci 3. Unfortunately, even though they are capable of still getting the job done, I don't find the intensity of the vibes to be suitable to the original price, they kind of fall short even of the sale price. I'd still hit though lol. ><"

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This heart-melting, toe-curling angelic little creature is just too damn precious! The only shore you'll find it beached on is between your thighs! It's perfect for those that love patterns, intense and tingly buzzy sensations, small discreet items and things that are easy to clean, travel with and use! It's perfect for those that love beach themed things, cute accessories and laid back vibes lol. I'm absolutely delighted it's in my collection! I am almost obsessed with beach themed decorations, dolphins and whales are among my absolute favorite animals, and as a female I can't help but find small things utterly desirable lol.

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Tifany with one "F" only has one f*ck to give and it's to you! Though she may not be as flexible as Cleo, she certainly has more girth and realism to her style. What she lacks in charge/use times she also makes up for with her affordable price and IPX6 rating. The ring on her handle is her worst quality as it rattles while she rocks your world. Once again, the patterns are just a waste for me, but the girth, single vibes and IPX6 rating more than make up for it. Unlike the competition between the Pure Envy girls where Tiffany with two "F's" crushed Stephanie, the battle between the CamToy girls came down to a tie for me and I'd go back either of them again!

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When a company is thoughtful enough to include an extra item of any sort in your order you should be able to tell them thank you! ♥ OurEroticJourney has been such a pleasurable company to review. The toys I have from them thus far are amazing, their aesthetics are pleasing, their box styles delight me and they just exude a thoughtful vibe overall. I utterly appreciated the first included battery in the remote for the Sexy Pot and I LOVED that their Eclipse Bunny came with a storage/travel pouch that helps keep it from gravitationally collecting all of the dust from my room more than a Swiffer does... To find this little marvel among those two amazing gifts was just over the top for me! I'm not sure if it was the dollar amount, the item amount or just a thing they decided to do in general but thanks for taking the time to throw this in a box! I know to most people it probably seems I'm making a bigger deal out of this when there's no reason to but it genuinely made me me smile to see it. To me this adorably tiny trinket is a potential conversation starter, an utter amusement and the fact that it works at all is just a feat in and of itself. In a world where most people feel like they're just out to get you, gouge you and just fuck you over in some sense... it's nice to take a moment and just recognize something so small as a good thing for a moment. ♥

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