System JO Cocktail Lube Blind Taste Test

The Satisfyer Pro + G-Spot wants to be your all-in-one pleasure solution. On paper, it ticks a lot of boxes: internal and external stimulation, powerful vibes, strong suction, dual motors, waterproof design... sounds great, right? And while it can absolutely deliver orgasms, it’s got a few hurdles to jump before it gets you there. This toy feels like an ambitious group project where not all the team members are on the same page. The air pulse suction? Strong and effective. The internal vibrations? Deep and rumbling. But when it comes to doing both at once — especially on your anatomy? It doesn’t always work out. The shaft is hard and not very forgiving, and the alignment between your G-spot and clit has to be just right for the toy to shine. If it lands in that sweet spot for you, congrats! You’ve found a great little dual-action vibe at a good price. But if not? It can quickly become frustrating, uncomfortable, or just... not worth the effort. We had our moments with it, sure. But it never made it into our regular rotation. The design limits flexibility, and the rigid build doesn’t help. It’s solid for solo play, but loses its spark for couple sessions — and don’t get us started on all that unnecessary plastic in the packaging. 😑

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This is the most realistic blowjob simulator I’ve tried yet. Instead of the generic up-and-down motions of a piston, the two servo motors provide a precise emulation of a head bobbing up and down along with those small human-like imperfections in motion or even deliberate left-right gyrations. That’s what you’re paying for with the Rubjoy, and if a realistic feeling motion is what you’re after, there is no better solution on the market right now. I highly recommend the Rubjoy if you’re looking for a realistic automated blowjob that can truly be used hands-free.

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The Primal Hardwere Widget really caught me off guard in the best way possible. The soft silicone exterior makes for an easy, comfortable insertion, but the firm inner core gives just the right amount of stability and pressure where it counts. The knot is the real game-changer here. At its normal size, it slides in easily, but once you start inflating it, the gradual stretch is both exciting and intense. The ability to adjust the inflation as you go makes it feel custom to your body, and honestly, it was one of the most satisfying sensations I've experienced. ​But what really took things to another level was the cum tube. Paired with the inflation, the warm lube injection gave me a feeling of fullness that was completely overwhelming—in a good way. The knot locked everything in place, and the pressure was unreal. I didn’t expect it to be as intense as it was, but it left me shaking in the best possible way. If you’re curious about inflatable toys or just want to try something new, the Widget is an absolute must. It’s hands down one of the most unique and enjoyable toys I’ve ever tried.

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I love this toy so much for such a cheap dildo. It's cost effect, aesthetically pleasing, fun to use and definitely is worth a try. I bought it just for the visual aspects of my play and was worried it wasn't going to live up to my expectations. But it was more than what I was after, and is a perfect starter toy to satiate your curiosity time and time again.

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If you're a beginner looking to try an air pulse toy for the first time and/or a vibration toy that is discreet looking and comes with a form of storage, then look no further than the Utimi Space Bean! What it lacks in a true name, IPX rating and user time, it more than makes up for with its lovingly gentle and slow initial approach and its mild but exciting high intensities that follow suit. It may not satisfy those that like the power of an INYA Rose, but it'd still be adorable and unique to add to almost any collection because of its adorable lima bean shape and odd but adorable pod. Personally, it's a toy I'd definitely go back to again. I'm a fan of the whole air pulse function, the single vibes of the vibration function and the pod itself lol. I genuinely think I'd put it on the nightstand in a bedroom and use it as a night light and a night cap lol.

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I got a great deal of enjoyment out of the MainSqueeze Cindy Starfall toy from Doc Johnson. This manual stroker provides a superb feel and offers great stimulation to the sides of your shaft and head thanks to the molding of the inner ridges and chambers offering a tight and enjoyable session. This toy is a part of a collection offered by Doc Johnson that feature a plastic panel that allows you to exert additional pressure on the sleeve, and while in theory that sounds great I found myself hardly using it. I also found that as I used the stroker at certain angles the plastic panel would rub against the case and make noise. It’s a gimmick that I honestly could’ve cared less for and feel brings down the overall experience just a bit. Overall, It is an amazing toy that I would definitely recommend, with my only gripe being the “squeeze” feature.

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The Sniper Mell by Ikebukuro Toys is an onahole type masturbator that features four rows of ball bearings set inside the TPU material providing a novel change to the typical sleeve type masturbator. Unfortunately, this toy has a few drawbacks that I feel let it down overall compared to other toys in the same price bracket.

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The We-Vibe Tango X Bullet Vibrator is a compact dynamo of sensation, offering powerful, deep rumbles that are surprisingly intense for such a small device. With its lipstick like design and high-quality feel, it’s built for precision, making it perfect for pinpoint stimulation on all your favorite erogenous zones—from the clitoris, perineum, or even the anus, it’s versatile enough to work anywhere on the body. The Tango X comes with 8 powerful vibration modes and the ability to easily cycle through them using the simple one-button control, whether you’re ramping up for a higher intensity or switching things up mid-session, its just so easy and not at all prone to mishaps like switching it off mid session. It also has a magnetic USB charging system which I was so wow'd by, its not only cool but also incredibly easy—just click the Tango X into place, and you’re good to go. With extended playtime on a full charge, and the short recharge time you’ll never be without this baby for too long (which I enjoyed). This toy fast became my favorite for months on end whether I was on a solo mission or with partnering up. The Tango's small, discreet size and formidable power deliver big-time pleasure that rivals full-sized vibrators for sure. With its whisper-quiet performance and intense, customizable sensations, this little vibrator proves that great things really do come in small packages.

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After extensive testing of various automated strokers and things you put your junk into, I think I've finally found a toy that can achieve the elusive hands free orgasm! I mean you will still need you hands to get it in place and attach some straps but once that's done, just put on your favourite movie and let the Gush 2 take you to orgasm town. Let's just say this thing is a pretty amazing piece of kit.

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