Blair Williams Main Squeeze: The Best Stroker I Have!?

adriantoychats

Mar 28, 2025

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Overall Rating
4.25/5
Product Design
4.5/5
Ease of use
3.5/5
4.8/5
Sensory Quality
4.2/5
Ease of Cleaning
  • Price
    2.5/5
  • Noise
    4/5
  • Duration of use
    0 minutes
  • Charging time
    0 minutes
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My verdict
I admit, I am a little biased with this review. I've been watching Blair Williams for so long, I'm surprised I haven't tried her sex toy yet. I tried my best to put my personal biases for Ms. Williams aside. And even after I did... wow. This toy is fantastic! Not to say that it's perfect, though. The squeeze plate absolutely blows (and not in a good way). But despite that, this toy will still be in my rotation for a while.
Pros
Really glides on your shaft.
The raised ridges are awesome.
Fun to thrust into!
Cons
The squeeze plate absolutely sucks.
The squeeze plate is held in place by weak magnets.
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Design

As I've said before, I'm a huge fan of Blair Williams. When I saw this orifice, I was pretty shocked! It looks so realistic. There's pores, wrinkles, folds, everything. It looks so realistic. The vaginal entrance isn't too offset, either. A lot of toys have the holes right smack in the middle of the vagina. This toy at least tries to put it in the proper position. Not perfect, but it's a lot better than most!

Experience

The texture is easily one of my personal favorites. There's not much going on. In fact, it's pretty simple. A tightened entrance that quickly opens up into some ridges. The ridges are straight lines that bristle against your cock with every thrust/stroke. It's pretty great. And that's it!

I love the texture because it doesn't try to do too much. The team behind this design kept it straightforward. And if you're a fan of relaxed sleeves? Oh, this'll get you going crazy. It's just relaxed enough that it'll let you stroke quickly, but not too relaxed that you can't feel the ridges and slight fluctuations in tightness.

I'm a big fan of how this toy is designed.

But not everything about this toy is perfect. And that's a hugeee bummer for me.

The squeeze plate is so annoying. While stroking, I found that it often fell into the case and interrupted my flow. It sucks when you're having a good session that's suddenly stopped in its tracks. And when the thing stopping it is the toy itself? The absolute worst.

But that's only when the plate doesn't work.

When it does?

It still sucks!

The plate doesn't do much. It's supposed to let you adjust the tightness/pressure of the toy while you're using it. I don't think it does a very good job at all. I really struggle to see why someone would use the squeeze plate instead of just reaching for a tighter toy that'll do a better job at providing that same feeling. When you use the plate, it just feels like you're closing the tunnel instead of tightening it.

Really sucks because otherwise this toy would be a real contender for my favorite.

Quality

The product was pretty high-quality! The plastic felt sturdy enough. However, there are magnets that hold the squeeze plate in place that don't do a good job of... holding it in place. I assume that's why there's so much trouble with the plate at all. If the magnets were stronger than I'm sure the plate wouldn't be as bothersome.

Price

The toy retails for around $70 but goes on crazy sales all the time. I really would spend $70 on it because of how much I like it, but I'd wait until it's on sale for around $40-$50.

Performance

The product does as it's advertised to do, I guess. I just wish that the plate worked more reliably. That would help alleviate so many of the problems I have with this toy. Even then, it would be so much better if there were no squeeze plate at all. I would love to use this toy with a more typical case.

Packaging

The packaging is great. Williams looks awesome on the box.

Materials and care

The toy wasn't too difficult to clean. Just give it a good rinse and make sure it's dry before giving it another use.

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