Reviews

Not Quite a Breeze, But Not a Storm Either 🌬️ The Love Breeze had us hopeful – sleek design, familiar suction tech, and a smaller profile that promised discretion and ease. But once in use, it became clear that looks aren’t everything. The stiff silicone, awkward fit, and less-than-ideal grip took the fun out of the fantasy. Unfortunately, the all-too-familiar Satisfyer Achilles’ heel shows up again: battery death. It’s frustrating when a toy that’s barely been used decides to take an early retirement. Still, there’s more to the story – including price, care, and whether it might still earn a spot in your toy lineup. Scroll down and find out if this breeze is worth chasing. 😉

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This cute toy is such a gem. You can literally massage your feet and back with it, too. Watch my full review!

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I have to say, the Satisfyer Pro 2 Modern Blossom surprised me in the best way possible. It's pricier than my beginner purchases, but the quality difference is very noticeable. I’ve never tried suction toys before and I’ve heard negative sentiments about it but I’m glad I did not let that stop me from giving it a try. It just creates a completely different sensation compared to traditional vibrators, which has allowed me to explore new positions and techniques I hadn't considered before. What really stands out is the intensity of the experience—the orgasms, I notice, are much stronger and longer-lasting. I'm talking about the kind where you feel pleasant aftershocks for several minutes afterward. There's something quite remarkable about that lingering sensation that my old toys never quite achieved. And let's talk about the design—it's genuinely beautiful. The rose aesthetic is visually appealing and adds a certain poetic quality to the experience. The durability also sets this device apart from my previous ones. My earlier wand vibrators seemed to work well initially but later, they deteriorated in both power and functionality. The Satisfyer Pro 2 Modern Blossom, however, maintains consistent performance session after session. It's intuitive to use despite some minor interface issues I'll mention later, and the variety of intensity settings lets you discover what works best for you. The compact size also makes it less intimidating than some larger, more complex options on the market. For anyone looking for a reliable, well-made suction toy that won't break the bank, this is definitely worth considering.

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This lip-locking sensual sucker is the best kisser in town! To semi quote Diageo from Silicon Valley... "This toy fuuucks!" *mind blown emoji lol* CalExotics French Kiss is hands down my favorite CalExotics toy thus far! My favorite part of the CalExotics' Jack Rabbit was the ticklishly tantalizing ears, and that's now been combined with the sucking sensation I've "come" to enjoy from toys like the Satisfyer Mission Control and Romp Lipstick... Merci for the toy I never knew I was missing out on lol. This beautiful toy has the poise of the INYA Rose but is bit better in several ways. It has 12 totally fuckable functions, two interchangeable heads, a travel lock setting, a memory chip and can be submersed in water... Can you say... "Ooo la la!" xD

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Wow! The Lelo Sona Sonic Clitoral Massager is a gorgeous toy—it comes in a range of colors, though my favorite is black with gold trim and a beautiful curve accented by glimmering metal and sleek silicone. The buttons are interestingly on the bottom of the toy but made accessible by the gracious curve of its handle. The intensity changes by holding the button down while the toy automatically increases or decreases strength, an odd feature, but I got used to it very quickly. The air pulsing technology is smooth and well-contained within the rim of the suction head. My only complaint is that the head is on the smaller side. This only means that the toy is targeted, giving you more precision in your pleasure. The packing and presentation of the toy feel sexy. It’s like being handed a VIP invitation. There’s something mysterious and sleek about it. Overall, this is a fantastic toy, delivers incredible orgasms, and looks good while doing it.

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The Ava Fliq allows you to fliq all of those pesky stresses off your shoulders as it whisks you off your feet! With 10 whisk patterns and 10 bean fliq-ing sensations you're sure to feel like the cream of the crop! ;P If a spa were to provide complimentary stress relievers, I feel this would be in that collection hands down. Of the three Ava products I've received, I'd have say that this one has to be my favorite clitoral stimulator! If you want an action that closely feels like genuine oral sex, this is a good choice! I've gone back to this toy several times in the week or so I've had it because I can't seem to get enough of that little fliq-er xD.

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(((3-3.5/5))) I would prefer an Amazon knock off brand to this device, although most knock offs do not have an app to connect and use from a distance or via bluetooth, or an app that is efficient enough. I was disappointed for the cost of this product and expected more from it. This guy is just far too expensive. And you won’t be able to return it after using it.

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The Satisfyser Pro 2 is nearly the perfect toy. Its suctioning vibrations range from very gentle to bedshakingly powerful. Every other toy manufacturer should take notes on the layout of the Satisfyser button. One button for on/off, another with an up and down arrow to move freely between intensities. There’s no cycling between weird patterns or having to reach full power just to cycle back down to a lower intensity. It has genuinely always baffled me that toy designers can’t figure this one out, but finally, Satisfyser has. Personally, I’m not a fan of vibration patterns unless they’re really show-stopping. Satsfyser has one vibration mode utilizing air pulsing pressure waves with 11 intensity options. The only note I have is the shape. The head of the vibrator pokes out too far from the handle. It isn’t too bothersome while lying on your back. But to avoid being too annoyed when flipped over, I recommend positioning a pillow under your lower stomach to elevate your hips and get them higher than the vibrator. Otherwise, the toy will be rough on your wrists and hips.

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It may not lick you like a lollipop, but it'll suck you like you are one! (Maybe \_(-_-)_/) My experience was not a Lil Wayne one lol, in fact my experience sucked in the wrong way. Though the clitoral sucker functions perfectly, I found that I could not get it into a position that got me off. The only thing erotic and stimulating about this toy for me was the phallic shape and the vibrating features. That being said it might be different for someone else and may be the perfect introduction to clitoral suction toys as well as vibrating dildos.

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This is by far my favorite sex toy… it’s my first suction toy and I’m fully impressed! I would recommend this to any of my friends! For themselves or friends or partners etc. the charging time is quick for a full charge and it lasts so long. It hasn’t died on me yet!!!

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"Mission Control, this is NotSoInnocent, it seems this rocket was able to take us further than we could have ever imagined!" This is "one small step" further into the realm of clitoral stimulation toys that can help you take a "giant leap" into ecstasy! If Buzz Lightyear had to satisfy you with a rocket (that wasn't his own ;P), this would be the one! All puns aside, I would definitely recommend this product! The variety of settings and the waterproof rating make it an awesome companion!

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This is the type of flower you should ask for or receive when your partner wants to say sorry or just wants to surprise you! It's a flower that'll last you a lifetime and it's a gift that keeps on giving! Don't be fooled by its size, it packs quite the punch even on its lowest setting, and there are 6 others you can explore (mix of steady and pulsing)! If you're a bit on the sensitive side like me, the 45 minute use span might last an eternity as the intensity drove me crazy in under a minute and I was definitely done in under 5. ;P Its inconspicuous design allows you to leave it out in the open for easy access, or carry it around without issue. Simply tell people it's a rose shaped speaker or whatever you can imagine!

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My makeup bag just got a little fuller and so did my lips! ;P The usual price for this device is a bit scary, especially in comparison to the Blush Lipstick, but I'd definitely recommend snatching it up when it goes on sale for around the same price as the Blush as it's sooo worth it! As someone that's still new to the world of toys it was the perfect little introduction to the world of clitoral stimulation ones. It's quiet, compact, soft to the touch and more than capable of getting the job done on its own, but it has the ability due to its small stature to be used with penetrating toys like the Blush Lipstick or others without getting in the way! I'm not much of a make-up gal, but having these two types of lipsticks in my bag guarantees I can have a good night on the town, anytime and anywhere!

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Flower suckers have been all the rage since some time in 2024, and now I know why. If I had to choose one again, I would go with the Maia Tulip Pro all over again. The suction on this sucker is frighteningly powerful. It's better than any sucking toy I've played with yet. It's an impressive toy worth every penny of its cost, but we'll get into that more lately. If you've been on the hunt for clitoral suction toys that don't beat around the bush and really suck in a good way, this is the toy for you. I was shocked at how good it works, and even though it's very powerful, it was also perfectly pleasurable.

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When I bought an erotic advent calendar in 2021, I wasn’t expecting much in terms of quality. But on the last day, I unwrapped the Womanizer Classic – and it’s been a reliable go-to ever since. If you’re someone who enjoys external clitoral stimulation, this toy is definitely worth considering.

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Satisfyer's Sassy Seal is cute, discreet, and fun to use. And while a few annoyances like button placement may hold it back from being absolutely perfect, the best part of this toy is its versatility. With 11 levels of air pulse intensity as well as 12 vibration types that can be mixed and matched, you're bound to find at least one pattern in this this whimsical toy that will make it fully live up to its name!

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