Reviews

Not Quite a Breeze, But Not a Storm Either 🌬️ The Love Breeze had us hopeful – sleek design, familiar suction tech, and a smaller profile that promised discretion and ease. But once in use, it became clear that looks aren’t everything. The stiff silicone, awkward fit, and less-than-ideal grip took the fun out of the fantasy. Unfortunately, the all-too-familiar Satisfyer Achilles’ heel shows up again: battery death. It’s frustrating when a toy that’s barely been used decides to take an early retirement. Still, there’s more to the story – including price, care, and whether it might still earn a spot in your toy lineup. Scroll down and find out if this breeze is worth chasing. 😉

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The ZOLO BJ Blaster is a toy that is incredibly easy to use, the automatic thrusting has high max speeds as well as some intriguing patterns, but leaves me hoping for more thrust distance and power. The sleeve is satisfying but isn’t very dense, which unfortunately makes it not as satisfying as it could be with a more enveloping texture. The outer casing and inner sleeve both feel of mid-tier quality, this is especially noticeable regarding the inner sleeve. The lack of intensity is made up for by the speed of the thrust, I mean this thing really moves! Manipulating the thrust via the pressure trigger allows for superior control and faster speeds as well as less resistance for those who prefer a more intense experience.

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Our Most Mixed Feelings Yet: Deep Vibes, Shallow Compatibility 😅 The Pulse III Duo was our first-ever couple’s toy — and we really wanted to love it. In theory, it’s a brilliant concept: two motors, two zones of stimulation, and that signature PulsePlate promising deep, thumping vibrations. And in solo use? It kind of lives up to the hype. Those pulses are intense, immersive, and offer a different kind of orgasm than most toys. But as a couples toy? Meh. It’s too bulky, the external motor doesn’t deliver enough for her, and trying to share space with it in the heat of the moment felt more clumsy than sexy. Add a battery that gave up early and a PulsePlate that short-circuits under pressure (literally), and you’ve got a toy that just didn’t stay in our rotation for long. Still, if you’re curious about the Pulse tech or love the idea of deep, slow solo sessions — there’s definitely something here for you. We just wish it had aged better and hit the mark on both sides of the Duo. Think the Pulse III Duo might still be for you? Keep reading — we break it all down, from first impressions to long-term love (or disappointment). 👀 And yes — forgive the photos. 😂 This toy’s been through some things with us. It may not be fresh out of the box, but hey, neither are we. 😅

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A Quiet Overachiever with Some Connection Issues 😅 Jive isn’t the loudest toy in the drawer – literally or figuratively – but it definitely has a quiet charm. With deep, rumbly vibrations and a super discreet design, it’s kind of like the introvert at the party: unassuming at first, but surprisingly fun once you spend some time with it. It’s sleek, comfy to wear, and nearly silent, which makes it great for public play or a subtle tease during dinner. That said, the Bluetooth connectivity is a real letdown. If you’re in it for smooth long-distance control, prepare for some frustration (and a lot of reconnecting). For solo use or short-range couple play, though? Jive delivers a cozy, enjoyable experience – especially if you’re into those deep internal vibrations without too much buzz on the outside. Just don’t expect mind-blowing G-spot precision or tech wizardry. If public play, long-term wear, and rumbly vibes are what you’re into, Jive could be your new little secret. And if you're curious how it stacks up against other vibes like the Lush 3? Stick around – comparison coming up. 😉

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Unexpectedly Good for Such a Little Guy! We bought this toy with pretty low expectations, not gonna lie. Ghost looked like a gimmick at first glance – tiny, light, and made of soft silicone. But hey, turns out we judged too fast. For what it is (and what it costs), Ghost actually delivers a solid solo session. It’s not here to compete with high-end strokers or smart tech toys, but as a fun, reusable upgrade from your hand? Yeah, it gets the job done. It’s easy to clean, compact enough to stash anywhere, and that reversible design? Pretty clever. Just make sure to load up on lube and manage expectations: this one’s for light fun, not earth-shattering orgasms. Would we buy it again? For the price? Absolutely. 😉

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This vibrator is so cute! It's literally like a piece of decor? But does it work as good as it looks? Find out!

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Whoa. That baby purrs. I don’t know what screw is loose or if it’s a genius classic design, but the vibrations from Bgood Classic purr. That’s the only word for it. It feels almost like there's space between the motor and the walls of the toy, letting the vibrations reverberate through. It makes the vibrations feel deep and sensual. Not to mention, this toy has horsepower. Bgood was not playing around when they made this toy. My only critique would be that I wish it was easier to turn off and that the materials were slightly higher quality. It’s a little on the loud side, which I don’t mind–I live alone, so it’s fine. But it’s strong and loud, and when you’re done, it’s not fun to fumble around. If the materials were higher quality, it might feel more luxurious and have a longer battery life. It has five vibration settings, though the lowest intensity is still pretty strong. Overall, it’s a lot of fun.

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You know that rare moment when a toy actually lives up to the hype? This is one of those times. From the moment we turned it on, the Lush 3 made it clear: it’s not here to play… unless you want it to. 😏 This thing is packed with power, and the shape is practically built to find and love your G-spot. Whether you’re vibing solo under the sheets, sneaking in a teasing moment out in the world, or handing over control to your partner for some long-distance mischief — it just performs. Consistently. Reliably. Intensely. And let’s not even get started on the app. Or actually, let’s. Because damn — that app experience is miles ahead of anything else we’ve tried. Between customizable patterns, synced music, live interactions, and even AI-powered fun, it takes Lush 3 from "just another vibe" to "oh, this is a whole experience." Yes, it’s an investment — and no, it’s not the smallest or most subtle toy ever made. But if you want deep, satisfying vibrations and tech that actually works? You’re going to love this little beast.

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Let’s be real—this is a budget-friendly toy. At just $20, it’s kind of a steal. And sure, you do get what you pay for, but in this case, what you get actually feels like it’s worth a lot more than the price tag. One standout feature? The travel case. As someone who’s constantly tossing things into a suitcase or a backpack, I really appreciate that I can throw this in without worrying it’ll get dusty or mysteriously fuzzy (you know the fuzz I’m talking about). That said, the toy doesn’t stay perfectly nestled in its little compartment—the main body and the ball head attachment tend to bounce around a bit. Is it annoying? A little. Is it a dealbreaker? Definitely not. Regarding vibrations, you’re getting five speeds and zero patterns—which is a win in my book. Each setting packs a punch, and as someone who’s pretty sensitive, I can say this toy really tests my limits (in a good way… mostly). It’s got more of a buzzy feel than a deep rumble, but when you switch out the attachments, it opens up some fun possibilities. Honestly? The more I use it, the more I like it. Would I recommend it as a first-ever toy? Maybe not the absolute best starter, but for the price, it’s one of the most solid intro options out there.

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The Iroha Stick has a shocking amount of power and is cleverly designed. But it’s too gimmicky for my taste. Overall, it’s a simple mini bullet vibrator designed to look like lipstick. I don’t think it’s fooling anyone, although if someone found it in my bag, it might take them a moment to realize. The head of the stick is angled like lipstick but has a small fork like a snake's tongue at its end. The angle and fork really elevate the toy as a whole. The Stick packs a punch, it can ramp up quite a bit. I’d say the equivalent of a three or a four on a regular-sized toy. It is battery powered and claims to be waterproof–I’ll get into that later in the review. For what it is, a lipstick vibrator, it’s great. We all have our own kitsch thing that will always get our attention. Lipstick vibrators aren’t mine, so I wouldn’t go out of my way to get this one again. However, it would be a fun gift for a bachelorette party or something similar!

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This cute toy is such a gem. You can literally massage your feet and back with it, too. Watch my full review!

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The Lovense Hush 2 Large takes everything great about app-controlled plugs and dials it up to eleven. The large version is not for the faint of heart, but once you get it in the first time things will never be the same, Experienced users will find this to be one of the most versatile and powerful plugs available. The standout app control via Vibemate AI sync and the lovense remote app creates whole new ways to connect and play with your partner or strangers. The rumbly vibrations make it perfect for both solo adventures and long-distance play. Yes, it's pricey, but the quality and features justify every penny.

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Overall, this toy brings something new to the table—and I’m into it. The tip is exactly as advertised: marshmallow soft. It’s got this pillowy give to it that’s honestly unlike any other toy I’ve used. I’m used to firmer textures that push back a bit, so the squish factor here was a fun surprise. And to be clear, different doesn't mean bad. It means interesting. It means they're onto something. One thing to flag, though: While the brand markets this as a G-spot vibe, I found it worked better as a mini wand. That’s not to say you can’t use it for internal stimulation—I just preferred it externally. The rumbly vibrations do a solid job on their own, but if you’re craving a bit more, you could absolutely pair it with a clitoral vibe (a bullet would do nicely) for that blended orgasm magic.

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Wow! Awesome new dildo by Lovense. I think the size is just right. Enough to where it is suitable for some beginners and suitable for those more advanced into the sex toy universe. Compatible with many other Lovense toys, makes it easy to connect with a partner from either far away or close by. Touch sensitive vibration mode. The further you insert the dildo, the harder it will increase the vibrations, 3x. Waterproof and suction cup is extremely strong. Fun settings in the app, such as a cool game you can play that happens to be similar to flappy bird... but for the vibrations LOL. It's currently on SALE!

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Lovense Hush 2 in my opinion is the best high tech vibrating butt plug. This butt plug is for anyone who's graduated the basic anal training kits and wants to splurge on a vibrating butt plug, trust me you wont need a new one for the next few years. Great for self pleasure sessions, long distance play, discrete public play or having your anus locked in during intercourse. Compatible with VibeMate AI sync feature giving you another dimension while enjoying erotica or any other form of audio-visual content.

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The Iroha Koharu Beni is nothing special. It’s your average battery powered vibrator. There’s nothing about it that stands out to me as noteworthy. It’s decently powerful, which is always nice. The shape is interesting, I haven’t seen something exactly like it before. But that’s the problem, really. I’ve seen a lot of vibrators similar to this, some of which stood out for their design, comfort, or quality, but the Koharu Beni is just okay. It’s one saving grace is it’s flexible head, though it isn’t as elastic as a flexible head should be. It’ll get the job done, but when you’re looking for a vibrator, you want to get something indulgent and luxurious. You want freshly baked sourdough that crunches on the outside and is soft on the inside. You don’t want store brand white bread. This baby pink, battery-powered stick vibrator is the store brand white bread of vibrators.

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