Reviews

Mia Malkova’s Double Delight in a Tiny Tube Karl here, and I’ll be real — this one’s not my type. I grabbed the Quickshot Mia Malkova hoping for some easy fun and a boost to my Handy collection, and while it had its moments, it mostly left me feeling… well, loud, distracted, and underwhelmed. It looks hot - transparent, double entry, and based on a top-tier pornstar - but let’s just say not all that glows is gold. Still, if you’re curious about dual-entry Quickshots or want to test how much loud squelching you can mentally block out, you might be in for an interesting ride. 😅 Read on if you’re into tiny textures, big sounds, and trying new angles — literally. 😉

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Doc Johnson's Signature Strokers series offers an inexpensive and quick use toy. It doesn't require much for set up and go, although with the tighter opening it might be a tad difficult to clean and dry for some. The material is very soft and provides a pleasurable experience. For those of you looking for a new go-to quick option, this might be worth looking at.

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You ever wanted to fuck an octopus? Me too!! Take a deep dive into some fishy pussy and see how you can make your sex slave sea monster serve you.

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Yo, so many toys out there promise that mind-blowing BJ experience, but let’s be real, most of ‘em don’t even come close. But the Victoria June Mouth? Bro, this one actually delivers. Hands down, this is the most authentic blowjob sensation I’ve ever gotten from a toy. No joke, this thing has shot straight to the top of my collection. It’s gettin’ the most action by far. And, man, the sessions I’ve had with it are straight-up next level. If you’re lookin’ for a toy that really nails that oral feel, this one’s the real deal.

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The Tenga Spinner lineup is known for the unique twist action, something different from the usual inexpensive stroker toys. The Spinner 006 (Brick) has the distinct brick-like patterned design on the inside. Given its cheap price and ease of use (and cleanup), this a great go-to toy for someone looking for an entry-level toy or perhaps another toy to add to the collection that is unique from others. The fact that it comes with a drying stand at this price point is rather convenient. You won't be disappointed for the money spent, and perhaps might be surprised by the amount of pleasure experienced.

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Buckle Up, This One Doesn't Play Nice Some Fleshlights are gentle, teasing, and let you ease into pleasure. Dopamine? Nah, this thing grabs you from the start, locks you in, and doesn’t let go until it’s drained you completely. You want a relaxed, slow session? Look elsewhere. But if you're after intensity, overstimulation, and the kind of orgasm that leaves you questioning your life choices for a solid minute afterward? Well, my friend, you’ve come to the right place. 😏 This Fleshlight is one of the tightest, strongest, and most intense sleeves out there, and there’s a reason it’s been #1 on FleshAssist for so long. It’s relentless in the best way possible - great for stamina training, brutal for casual play, and an absolute beast if you crank up the suction. It’s not perfect - the drying time is ridiculous, and the intensity can make longer sessions a challenge. But damn, when it’s good, it’s really good. So, if you’re ready for a Fleshlight that’s going to work you over and leave you wrecked (in the best way), then Dopamine is your new best friend. Let's get straight into it. 😉

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I admit, I am a little biased with this review. I've been watching Blair Williams for so long, I'm surprised I haven't tried her sex toy yet. I tried my best to put my personal biases for Ms. Williams aside. And even after I did... wow. This toy is fantastic! Not to say that it's perfect, though. The squeeze plate absolutely blows (and not in a good way). But despite that, this toy will still be in my rotation for a while.

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TENGA Bobble Magic Marbles is a fairly decent stroker, does the job. I believe this stroker is for the ones that want to try something different from the usual strokers and like mixing it up. It is a contemporary take on the usual industry standard male strokers and can be a good colorful addition to your collection. Perfect toy to try and experiment with new strokes.

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Fleshlight really knocked it out of the park with this sex toy. This toy is definitely unique. I mean, just look at the bright red case. It's the first red toy in my collection! And the texture? Super weird. I can see why some guys might not be into it. But me? I absolutely loved it. It felt like my shaft was being brushed by pleasure bristles with every stroke. I can already tell that I'm going to be using this toy for a while. Even if it's not my favorite toy of all time, it offers a unique feeling. And for that reason, it's going to be in my rotation pretty frequently.

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The Nupu3 comes with everything you want in a woman really, a cooter and a pair of dick sucking lips. ‘Nuff said 😏

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The Handy – The Only Hand You’ll Ever Need? 🤔 Alright, let's be honest - Karl and I originally wanted to keep this short and sweet, but The Handy just gets us talking.... and talking... 😅 Seriously, this interactive stroker is like the Swiss Army Knife of pleasure. From its insane customization options and impressive power to the endless rabbit hole of interactive content online, it feels like we've only scratched the surface after a full year of use! If you're short on time, skip right ahead to whatever sparks your interest - we promise there’s plenty to explore. But if you're ready for the full story (and maybe a laugh or two), settle in, because there's a LOT to unpack here! 🍿😉

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A Futuristic Toy with Strong Vibes – But Is It Really Worth It? 🤔 When I first saw the Satisfyer Men Vibration+ Connect App, I thought, "Okay, another futuristic-looking toy that seems like it could double as a fancy wine opener.🍷😂" Honestly, I was skeptical - but hey, for 20 bucks on sale, I couldn’t resist giving it a shot. On paper, this thing sounds amazing: dual motors, endless vibe options through the app, waterproof for easy cleanup, and even remote play with sexy audiobooks. Pretty high-tech, right? But does it actually hold up? Well... yes and no. It’s definitely fun, but it’s got a few quirks you should know about. Let's dive deeper! 😉

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Oh man, the Riley Reid Anal Fleshlight with the Euphoria sleeve? Absolute game changer. This thing isn’t just another anal Fleshlight—it’s easily one of my top picks! The fit? Oh, it’s snug in all the right ways. The texture? Not the most intense out there, but that’s the magic, it’s got this unique, super-realistic feel that sets it apart from anything else I’ve tried. It’s like the designers somehow bottled up pure bliss and packed it into a sleeve. If you’re a first-timer or just dipping your toes into the world of Anal Fleshlights, this is the one to start with. Easy to use, beginner-friendly, and an all-around solid pick. Trust me, you will be impressed.

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Sam's Cup by Tracy's Dog is a very affordable toy but I wouldn't say it's comparable to the more expensive Fleshlight brand. This is an entry level toy that can offer a fun experience. It is not without its flaws, however for the price point, the value is there and it's a low enough entry point on cost to not risk much.

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I love pocket pussies. I thought that I was going to adore into this toy. Unfortunately, that wasn't the case here. This toy is pretty tight. A little too tight for me. Not like that's a brag or anything, because I'm not even a huge-sized guy. It was just way too tight. I couldn't really enjoy this toy because of how tight it was. But, the texture did seem promising and I'm sure that other guys will have a great time with this thing.

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I have conflicted feelings about Doc Johnson's Main Squeeze line. This toy, molded after Kiley Corrupt, is the latest addition to that collection. Is the design absolutely fantastic? Sure. Is the toy's texture great? I'd say it's good. But is the "squeeze" function only taking away from the toy rather than adding something to it? Like always, yes. I can't strongly recommend this toy but it's definitely a fun time. I would say go for it if it gets you curious.

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