Reviews

This dildo is pretty top-notch! Watch my review to see why I love it so much.

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The initial thought of a hyper realistic looking vibrator was somewhat chilling and kind of off putting. Looking at a product like Utimi's Heavenly had me absolutely terrified to the point that it ended up becoming laughable lol. I feel even Utimi knows it's a scary thing because they chose not to show the real vibrations in their video for it but rather some Microsoft PowerPoint style animations. ><' That being said, Utimit's Lavender is surprisingly far more acceptable to me than I could have ever imagined. Please do me a favor and go check out the site's video for this product as I don't know why but the music choice and everything about it had me rolling while I was trying to find a few more details to put in this review, it's beautiful lol. Well done to that editing team lol. In all seriousness though, I oddly found that the realism of this product satiated a weird fantasy craving that I didn't know was buried in the back of my mind. Utimi's designers must know a thing or two about color theory and how Lavender affects feelings and responses, as it definitely made this product 1000000% more acceptable than the genuine hyper realistic colors and textures of their Heavenly product. Of all the thrusting devices I currently own, I believe that this one is the best and on full charge the vibration settings are quite lovely. I would recommend this as a good first time dildo for someone that's wants a bit of help in the self sparked fantasy department or just enjoys an actual dick now and then.

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Sveinn the Buck in size (small), is overall awesome for beginners, but also more experienced toy owners. I would like to try it out in a larger size next time, because personally, I like to try to challenge myself. But, the high quality silicon is poured to perfection and the glitter in the color I chose is gorgeous. You can tell it's made with quality workmanship. I highly recommend it to anyone looking to step up their dildo/sex toy game.

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DOC JOHNSON is living up to its name. This real-feel dildo is a favorite in the secret drawer for both self and my partner play, with Vac- U- Lock compatible options included. Molded from a real penis, the soft and squishy ULTRASKYN texture gives the best impressions of a real meaty friend without the extra hassle of one. It does come in three different colors and is made from elastomer. I decided to go with the 8-inch option and found my body to adjust to the girth and size of it naturally. There's no odd stiff parts or hard ridges to stop a smooth insertion. The tip/head is VERY realistic, soft, and the balls and veins add to that sensory factor when using it. It's THICK and will make you feel "full" quickly in any hole you decide to use it in. I do suggest using dildo-safe or natural lube since you could get friction burns, but overall I enjoy it long time use. (40mins+) I personally can be pretty slick and use self lube, but after a few orgasms I'm glad this product oils up nice without any build-up. It's a nice insertion to use while also using any clit simulation toys. If you like, flipping it will make the ball section rub on the area as well. It is a tad on the heavier side, it does have some weight on it. I found using my Vac-U-Lock suction on anything other than the ground difficult, yet it still is a nice solo ride when you get the hang of it. I doubt I could use it on a vertical wall like surface unless you have a stronger suction. Placing the plug inside the hole underneath the balls takes some effort since it's a tight squeeze. You can also use this with a strap, although the O-rings and balls combo could make you sore on either end after a night of fun. Overall, I will be buying and exploring more of Doc Johnson products (especially the cocks) in the future!

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This might seem like your standard silicone dildo, but trust me, this is no ordinary suction cup companion. The moment you insert this baby and start to move, those weighted balls inside spring into action, delivering subtle, hypnotic rumblings that take the experience from “nice” to “wait, what just happened?!” This isn’t just another toy—it’s a multi-tasker, perfect for both vaginal and anal play. It absolutely delivers on its promises. The “shake, rattle, roll” effect provides deep, rumbly vibrations that are so satisfying, you’ll find yourself moving just to keep the magic going. The size? It hits that sweet spot—not quite beginner-friendly but forgiving enough for anyone to experiment. Even if you only go halfway, the sensations are incredible. The premium silicone feels great externally and internally, adding to the experience, and the suction cup is strong enough to stay exactly where you need it, even during more adventurous moments. The Bouncer works great in a harness too. The rolling balls create a dynamic rhythm that you and your partner will feel with every move, which gives strap on play a whole new pleasure hit. The only catch? It’s on the girthier and firmer side, so it might take a little warming up if you’re newer to larger toys. But once you’re in the zone, it’s nothing short of amazing. Ohh! It can totally join you in the bath or shower, bouncing in water an experience, you'd want to try for sure.

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If you're looking for a vibrating dildo that you can have tons of fun with alone or play with your partner, even if they're a long-distance love, this is a great option to go with. There are many fun benefits to the Mission 2 from Lovense, some that may even surprise you (they surprised me). With an app that allows full control of the Mission 2, you don't need to worry about pushing more than the "on" button on your toy. Not only that, but this fun vibe comes with three parts that, once put together, allow you to suction your toy to the wall and adjust it to your preferred position. Keep reading to learn more.

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This toy looks amazing, but it's a little lackluster. If you're looking for a dildo to use with your hands, then this might be the one for you. I will say that it's a little flimsy, but you could make it work if you're determined enough. The size is amazing and so is the visual design, but the lack of sturdiness and the silicone feeling kinda disappointed me.

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Overall I have no complaints about it, but at the same time, no real praise. I like that it glows in the dark, the suction cup is solid, and the size is decent. It's fairly priced and well-made. I got enjoyment out of this one, but there isn't much unique that makes this stand out. That being said: If you have an interest in creature toys, I'd still pick it up. It will definitely still make for a pleasurable ride.

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This thrusting dildo from Tracy's Dog is an amazing experience if you take your time to prepare. It is an intermediate toy and caution should be had if it's your first toy. I really enjoyed the combination of the thrusting and vibrating modes. The texture is soft with a stiff core, making riding fun. The design and mix of thrusting and vibrations allow you to not even need to move much to feel massive pleasure. If you're interested in a larger toy that can do a lot of the work for you then I'd go with this one. For the price point, I'd expect it to be loaded with surprises. In general, It's a great toy for both anal and vaginal play.

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This toy has truly become one of the most versatile additions to my collection. While I still have a fondness for simpler toys that focus on external pleasure, I've been pleasantly converted. I've come to believe that every collection should include at least one toy that offers a multitude of pleasure experiences all at once.

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In the past, your choice of fantasy or animal-themed silicone dildos was limited to one or two manufacturers. But lately, we’ve seen the market explode with small, artisanal makers on Etsy (many of which will often do custom orders)—and a new influx of Chinese brands. The same toy that you’re used to paying hundreds of dollars for from BadDragon, can now be had for around $50. As with any mass-produced option, the customization options are non-existent and there are only a few color choices, but personally, I prefer the look and feel of this one. In this review, I’ll be taking a look at one of the most famous of this new generation of extreme dildos from China: FAAK / YOCY.

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Short, stubby, and with a massive head, the Plumber dildo from Hankey’s Toys wastes no time in getting right to the business of plugging your leaky pipes. This pleasurable plunger is great for those who either love the feeling of a pronounced head popping in and out, or for couples who love using a strap-on but struggle with longer toys and really want to feel their partner’s body push up against them as they take the full length. Oh—and for people who fantasize about fucking Mario. I guess that’s a thing?

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Ahoy me hearties! If you’re buying an insertable toy for pegging, you be wantin’ a curve. It’s that curvature that enables it to get in, and up, and hit the prostate—like a curled-up finger. While other toys might have a little nobbley bit or you’ll need to reposition yourself for the best experience, the Captain’s Hook from Hankey’s Toys is an almost comically curved dildo that’s absolutely perfect for missionary styles of pegging positions. And it’s not just great for the p-spot; if you like big toys for g-spot stimulation then this should work wonders too. But for now, raise your Jolly Roger, shiver yer timbers, and avast ye: the Captain’s Hook!

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Be honest now: who hasn’t wondered what alien sex might be like? Or perhaps dreamt of being abducted and given a thoroughly carnal examination by some exotic alien anal probe. I know I have. John Thomas toys are here to help you answer that question, with their Alien Hooligan Platinum Silicone Dildo.

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I absolutely recommend getting one. If you’ve ever thought about adding something a little more quirky to your collection. The bumps and ridges are noticeable enough for this to be something that none of my other current toys can provide, the suction cup is actually decent, AND it’s strap-on harness compatible!

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In conclusion, like the rolling of the tides, the Realsexlife Siren has its highs and lows. Getting started with its rock-solid head definitely requires some patience, but once you're past that, the rest of the ride is surprisingly smooth and comfortable. I appreciated how it molds to my body, hitting all the right spots effortlessly. The vibrations are where this toy truly shines—deep and powerful, they really ramp up the pleasure. On the downside, the suction cup didn’t hold up well once the vibrations kicked in, which was disappointing. However, it is harness-compatible. Still, if you can look past its faults, the Siren offers a stimulating experience with its mix of textures and strong vibrations, making it worth considering for your pleasure arsenal.

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