Reviews

I have to say, the Satisfyer Pro 2 Modern Blossom surprised me in the best way possible. It's pricier than my beginner purchases, but the quality difference is very noticeable. I’ve never tried suction toys before and I’ve heard negative sentiments about it but I’m glad I did not let that stop me from giving it a try. It just creates a completely different sensation compared to traditional vibrators, which has allowed me to explore new positions and techniques I hadn't considered before. What really stands out is the intensity of the experience—the orgasms, I notice, are much stronger and longer-lasting. I'm talking about the kind where you feel pleasant aftershocks for several minutes afterward. There's something quite remarkable about that lingering sensation that my old toys never quite achieved. And let's talk about the design—it's genuinely beautiful. The rose aesthetic is visually appealing and adds a certain poetic quality to the experience. The durability also sets this device apart from my previous ones. My earlier wand vibrators seemed to work well initially but later, they deteriorated in both power and functionality. The Satisfyer Pro 2 Modern Blossom, however, maintains consistent performance session after session. It's intuitive to use despite some minor interface issues I'll mention later, and the variety of intensity settings lets you discover what works best for you. The compact size also makes it less intimidating than some larger, more complex options on the market. For anyone looking for a reliable, well-made suction toy that won't break the bank, this is definitely worth considering.

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This toy is soooo ergonomic and it really improves the entire experience!

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The Handy – The Only Hand You’ll Ever Need? 🤔 Alright, let's be honest - Karl and I originally wanted to keep this short and sweet, but The Handy just gets us talking.... and talking... 😅 Seriously, this interactive stroker is like the Swiss Army Knife of pleasure. From its insane customization options and impressive power to the endless rabbit hole of interactive content online, it feels like we've only scratched the surface after a full year of use! If you're short on time, skip right ahead to whatever sparks your interest - we promise there’s plenty to explore. But if you're ready for the full story (and maybe a laugh or two), settle in, because there's a LOT to unpack here! 🍿😉

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The We-Vibe Chorus—and its pressure-sensitive remote (yes, you read that right! Just give it a squeeze to amp up the vibrations)—gets a gold star from me for delivering hands-free, blended orgasms during sex with my partner. Personally, I don’t orgasm easily from internal stimulation alone, let alone from intercourse, but the Chorus makes the whole experience way more enjoyable (wink if you know what I mean). After plenty of testing, we’ve found that this vibe shines best with a grinding motion rather than thrusting, making it a top-tier lovemaking toy in my book. Flying solo? No problem! Tuck it into snug underwear for a hands-free thrill, or pair it with a dildo for an added layer of sensation. Bonus tip: The remote-controlled feature makes it perfect for some sneaky play—whether you’re at home or feeling adventurous out and about. The charging/carry case that it comes with is also a splendid idea as it is discreet and keeps all dust off the toy and remote. Edit: we tried to use it late last night and it was confusing. Maybe keep it for a sober encounter.

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Bear with me for a moment, I know this statement is going to be a bit weird, but it's the most accurate description I feel I could use at the moment.... The Motorbunny G2G brought an orgasm and fantasy on that was a culmination of all of the hottest, flirty, fun, juvenile dry hump sessions I've ever experienced. I'm honestly a bit upset I didn't have someone around to nibble, tease, and play with while I tested it, but I came away blushing, gushing and feeling like I did anyway. Combine that with the fact that I can also sit around and play classic games with dirty punny names for shiggles and get off while doing so and you have one hell of a happy camper! That aside, the Motorbunny G2G has 9 settings (3 vibes and 6 patterns), a use time of around 4 hours, 3 ways to interact with it (itself, an app, and the Playmate adapter), an IPX7 rating, and comes with 3 different colored magnets to customize its look. The app consists of 10 classic games with sensually punny names, and a remote control menu that allows you to raise and lower the intensity, doodle yourself a new pattern, have your favorite song rock your world, or have someone join the room and do any of those for you! The Playmate is a device that features an accelerometer that enables tilting actions to control the vibrations of the toy, it also claims to react to in-game haptics but that feature is sadly subpar at this point in time. Just know, if you're into a little bump and grind type of session, this is definitely a good toy for it! ;P

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Motorbunny Playmate had me soooo excited to start playing games more often again, I mean, who doesn't want to add a little more spice to game night outside of the usual strip Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, or Super Smash Bros?! Unfortunately, I'm so sad to say that I'm actually disappointed in it. It's not as reactive as I thought it would be when relaying the controller rumbles created by in-game actions. I was most definitely looking forward to the haptic feature, not even thinking about or caring that there was going to be a Wii-remote style tilt feature at all. Funny enough, I felt the same disappointment I got when I realized I don't have to actually exercise to play the Wii at all, I can just continue sitting on my ass and just flick my wrist more than usual. Essentially I feel this should have been advertised as a sensual step counter instead of a sensual haptics device which is utterly heartbreaking. I don't know if it would be possible to make a 3 way switch for this device but it would be awesome to have one. One setting for pure tilt play, one for pure haptics and one that would allow it to act like it does now with the mix of tilt and haptics. To have a more pure response to in-game haptics could make twitch streams, long distance relationships or just general play more intimate and fun as the other players would actually have to work hard to cause reactions. Right now there are some haptics but honestly the most toy reaction is coming from the tilt of whoever is holding the device itself or the controller it's plugged into which doesn't make it interactive play with anyone more than a few feet from the toy... Don't get me wrong, it still gets the job done quite well, but I really really really reeeeeeaaally wanted the spontaneity of actual game play, not me making sure I tilt my controller the right way to get myself off while playing in a room on my own. Again I can just flick my wrist I don't actually have to do the jumping jack... ><'

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The Couple’s Vibrator That Sounded Exciting—But Left Us Frustrated When it comes to couple’s vibrators, I always think of the We-Vibe. We never actually owned one, but reading about it made us curious about this kind of toy. The idea of something that could bring extra stimulation for both partners during penetration sounded awesome. So, when we saw the Satisfyer Double Fun as a free promo gift, we figured, ‘Why not?’ Free sex toys are the best kind of sex toys, right? Worst case, we’d have some fun experimenting. Spoiler alert: We did not have fun. 🫠 On paper, it checks all the boxes—flexible U-shape, strong vibrations, app control, waterproof. But in reality? It felt more like a third wheel than a sexy enhancement. We gave it multiple tries, hoping it would grow on us. At the end, we just never clicked with it. After about 10 tries, it found its final resting place in our bedside drawer, untouched and collecting dust. So, what went wrong? Let’s get into it. 😉

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(((3-3.5/5))) I would prefer an Amazon knock off brand to this device, although most knock offs do not have an app to connect and use from a distance or via bluetooth, or an app that is efficient enough. I was disappointed for the cost of this product and expected more from it. This guy is just far too expensive. And you won’t be able to return it after using it.

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Definitely one of the best penis massager and indeed premium sex toys for penises. The primary purpose of this toy is that it is a penis massager but does pretty well as an open ended stroker. Feels pretty tactile and vibrations are heavenly, but do not expect this to be a completely hands free experience if you are trying to reach an orgasm. Overall really recommended for self pleasure sessions, you will love the VibeMate AI sync feature giving you another dimension while enjoying erotica or any other form of audio-visual content. At the same time it’s great for partners living miles apart as well as I see this can play a role in your pre or post sex care for couples.

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This is my literal favorite new toy. I’ve always wanted a lush and never got one. Now, I’m obsessed. The app works seamlessly and I can have my partner play with me from a distance, no matter how far. It’s bigger than I expected (in a good way). It’s soft and comfortable. I appreciate the flexibility of settings. Overall, it’s a great toy and well worth the cost.

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The Lovense Lush 4 is, hands down, one of the best app-controlled egg vibes out there right now. The vibrations? Intense. Even before you connect it to the app, there’s a solid variety of speeds and patterns to play with. That said, we almost always default to the classic steady buzz—sometimes simple is best. Once you link it up via Bluetooth, though, the real fun begins. The app gives you endless control over vibration intensity and patterns, and it even lets you sync multiple Lovense toys at once. We paired the Lush 4 with the Tenera 2 for some clit stimulation, and let’s just say, that combo did not disappoint. Compared to the Lush 3, this model smooths out the power levels—lower settings are softer and quieter, while the higher ones still pack that deep, rumbly punch. The improved quietness and strong app connection make it perfect for some sneaky public play, a little tease before bed, or a spicy movie night on the couch. Biggest complaint? No storage bag. Lovense, where exactly are we supposed to stash these toys?

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Lovense doesn't make a lot of penis toys, but this one is a winner with a specific purpose. It's a solid vibrator that's great for edging, but don't expect it to get you over the edge without some extra help.

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I am pretty new to using wands and having worked in a store that sold such toys, I knew all the warnings going into it. I've heard they can desensitize you, for one thing. Well, the ProWand is definitely THAT powerful. It was a bit too much for me even on the lowest setting. I wanted to like it and enjoy it, but there was no way to line it up just right that it didn't feel like more than I could possibly handle. However, if you're a wand user already, this one is a great addition to your collection because it has one really interesting feature.

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Alright, alright, here’s the lowdown: I checked it out because it sounded cool, right? Like, interacting with a video while using your fleshlight? Seemed promising. But, man, when you get on the site, it’s super empty…barely any models, and only one “interactive” video. Plus, for the price? It’s just tracking your thrusts and that’s it. Doesn’t really do much more. Honestly, I’d pass on this one.

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This toy offers something unique to anything I'd used before, but I am still unsure how I really feel about what it provides. The vibe is fun, but the flicker left me confused and ill at ease. It took a bit of adjusting for it to do anything good for me, and even then, I didn't appreciate the feeling as much as I thought I should have. My experience, of course, may be different than someone else's, and I plan to give this interesting little toy a few more chances before I decide to put it in my pile of discarded toys. The thing I loved the most about it was the remote, which not only made it easy for me to control it once it was in place but also made it an extra fun toy to play with my partner (he really enjoyed being in control).

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The FapCap is supposed to be that little upgrade to your Fleshlight experience, bro. It boosts the suction and feel of your toy, making things way more intense. It’s this small, not too bulky, hockey puck-looking thing that screws onto the end of your Fleshlight, and it lets you get into and interact with the supported video content.

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