Funzze 3-in-1 Toy Review: Crazy Idea, Almost There

AllyTries
Feb 14, 2025
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- Price3/5
- Noise4.2/5
- Duration of use25 minutes
- Charging time60 minutes
- Pros
- It's a real flavor of the week type of thing with this toy. 3 diff feelings to choose from!
- The design is so cuuute!
- So easy to control.
- Cons
- The thrusting is very minimal, but I personally didn't mind it.
- The suction... sucked.
The toy is a 3-in-1 sex machine. There are three functions: thrusting, oscillation, and suction. The thrusting is held in the "handle" of the toy, since it also goes back and forth. The oscillation and suction are on opposite ends of the "ball" thing. Two buttons control the whole thing.

The product looked great! No complaints there. Controls also worked extremely well. Two buttons so you literally can't mess it up. I do like how you can grab the ball when you're in "thrusting" mode and grab the handle when you're using the other two functions.

The toy felt okay. I loved the oscillations, and I enjoyed the thrusting, but the suction really felt flat. It wasn't really sucking anything. I mean, I felt something but there are so many other suction toys out there that do the same thing, but better.
I'd prefer a good rose toy to this toy's suction. While not embarrassingly bad, it can definitely be better.
The oscillations really hit the spot. I think it was so easy to adjust how and where I wanted it held because I could just fine-tune it with the handle. It just felt so precise, too. Like I was pinpointing that pleasure spot.
The thrusting was ok. I don't think a lot of girls are going to like it, especially if they're used to bigger toys. I enjoyed it, though. It was a speedy sensation but didn't provide too much length. Which, I'm totally fine with. I quite actually prefer that to other toys but I know some girls are going to gripe about it.
This beaut was really soft and smooth! It felt like holding a silk object in my hand. I don't have any complaints about quality with this toy.
While soft, the whole thing also felt really rigid. Which is great! It's not going to break on you anytime soon, even if you drop it or accidentally hit it against something.
The toy costs about $40 on Funzze's website, which I think is a little pricey but fair. A nice satin baggy is included, which is nice. I always smile when brands put little goodies in the box. Makes me feel appreciated :)
The product performed pretty well. Everything worked the way I expected it to. The battery was great, too. I'm not sure if different functions affect the battery in a different way, though.

The packaging was fine! Nothing out of the ordinary. Just a nice box to hold the toy. A little foam insert protected it from being damaged during shipping, which is comforting to see.
The toy was fairly straightforward to clean. Just be sure to really get in the ball part of it. The suction part's design kinda traps moisture inside of the ball. I just went at it with a little microfiber cloth on my finger.