Funzze 3-in-1 Toy Review: Crazy Idea, Almost There

Sohimi’s Vortex P three spot stimulator toy is a beautiful, silky-skinned toy that left all of it’s users breathless and steeped in bliss. This toy is one of the most eager to serve toys I’ve seen in my time. The toy is quiet enough to be polite, and fits snugly inside, especially with the wide variety of vibration and licking settings (5 licking modes, 5 g-spot pulses, and 10 types of buzzings). I’ve seen many toys boast about having hundreds of settings, but at the end of the day quality always kneels beneath quality. The numbers are in the perfect sweet spot between variety and utility. In fact, even to the vibrating, dumb, and warm body it’s ease of use still isn’t lost to the pleasure it brings. The Vortex P is also a refreshing piece of fresh air to someone who needs more attention and care to actually enjoy myself- the toy’s functions not only change speed, but pattern and intensity rather than the standard increase in speed with constant pressure (pulse number four on the g-spot is one of my favorites). Despite how polite and loyal the Vortex P is, she does have her faults. She is advertised to work long distance, and intrigued, my and my boyfriend tried it out while I was out of the state. Despite doing every single thing we could, the toy wouldn’t connect. This was a major drawback for us, especially since we used to be more long distance. If remote control is the main reason you would like the Vortex P, I would advice against it. Not only this, but if working on all fronts, she lasts 15 minutes at most, and dies without warning. We have had this dim a few movements, but luckily the toy’s flexibility and comfortable fit makes a good fit for a reliable dildo instead. Although it is more fit for solo play, I have found that using it on someone else as a dildo can be an endless source of fun because of how sensitive the buttons are, but I can understand how that could be a downside for others.

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The Womanizer Pro 40 was the first suction toy that we got for our collection and it was a favorite from the get go. The fact that it doesn't have pattern variations is not a con for us and the simplicity and ease of use makes it perfect for beginners and those new to this type of toy. Although suction toys can be 'too much' if you are sensitive, we did not find this to be so with the Pro 40. The suctions are rumbly and start off low enough that even for a sensitive person, this was easy to scale up a level or two from the get go. This toy is more on the weightier side and it is larger than we originally expected, but don't get me wrong, this is no downside as the size makes it easy to hold and the shape makes it easy to use with fingers, other insertable vibrators/toys or can be used with penetration too which makes for some fun times. All in all, this toy is a good purchase and one that we as a couple would 110% recommend to anyone out there. It is a premium toy made from premium materials and it is not 'cheap' but not too expensive either. We do feel, however, that at this price point they could at least include a bag... (pro tip: you can use this on your man too. lube up and place it on and around the frenulum. Mind blowing...)

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The Satisfyser Pro 2 is nearly the perfect toy. Its suctioning vibrations range from very gentle to bedshakingly powerful. Every other toy manufacturer should take notes on the layout of the Satisfyser button. One button for on/off, another with an up and down arrow to move freely between intensities. There’s no cycling between weird patterns or having to reach full power just to cycle back down to a lower intensity. It has genuinely always baffled me that toy designers can’t figure this one out, but finally, Satisfyser has. Personally, I’m not a fan of vibration patterns unless they’re really show-stopping. Satsfyser has one vibration mode utilizing air pulsing pressure waves with 11 intensity options. The only note I have is the shape. The head of the vibrator pokes out too far from the handle. It isn’t too bothersome while lying on your back. But to avoid being too annoyed when flipped over, I recommend positioning a pillow under your lower stomach to elevate your hips and get them higher than the vibrator. Otherwise, the toy will be rough on your wrists and hips.

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If you’re after a toy that ticks all the boxes, the Lovense Nora Dual Vibrator is it. First off, let’s talk about how it feels—silky smooth, body-safe silicone on the arms that glides like a dream, and a glossy plastic handle that’s easy to grip and fully water-resistant for fuss-free cleaning. The design is classic dual stimulation but with some seriously innovative upgrades that set it apart. Nora is powered by two independent motors: one in the 4.7-inch insertable, curved shaft for precise G-spot stimulation and another in the clitoral arm, which vibrates and moves simultaneously or separately depending on your preference. The G-spot shaft doesn’t just vibrate—it rotates, mimicking a “come-hither” motion for extra-targeted pleasure. Meanwhile, the clitoral arm is very flexible, so it fits snugly against your body without feeling rigid or uncomfortable. Together, the motors create a wave of sensations that feel intensely satisfying in the best way. Control is completely in your hands—or your partner’s. The Lovense app lets you customize vibration patterns, adjust intensity, and even sync it to your favorite playlist (yes, it vibes to the beat!). You can also save your favorite patterns for quick access later. And for an interactive twist, it’s sound-activated, responding to noises around you like moaning, which adds a whole new layer of fun. Got a partner across the world? No problem—the long-distance control feature works seamlessly in real-time for shared pleasure. On the practical side, it’s USB rechargeable and gives you over 4 hours of playtime on a full charge. It has no visible buttons on the main body (except an optional directional control for the shaft), it’s sleek, modern, and app-only for effortless play. While it’s a bit of a splurge, the Nora’s versatility, premium build, and cutting-edge features make it worth every penny.

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Great device, effective usage and soft materials. It was easy to use and adaptable to your own pleasure and desire. It can be used as a personal toy or with a partner.

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The Womanizer OG offers a unique blend of air pulsation and G-spot stimulation with its flexible, curved design. While the air pulsation on the G-spot may feel subtle for some, it adds an intriguing layer to the experience. With customizable vibration and air pulsation settings, this quiet and waterproof toy is ideal for users seeking versatile, gentle stimulation.

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The Lovense Nora is a well-designed rabbit vibrator that excels in interactive and solo play, making it a great choice for those who enjoy connected intimacy. While it has some drawbacks, including noise and charging issues, it’s still an impressive addition to any toy collection. Ideal for beginners seeking dual stimulation, but consider its limitations if you need strong, quiet vibrations.

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The Fleshlight Cyborg really surprised me in all the right ways. Its unique design, with that ribbed lip on the head and the mechanical details, it creates sensations I haven’t felt with other toys. Despite its firm silicone and slightly thick head, the tapered shape made insertion smooth, needing just a little lube. Whether I took it slow or went for a more intense pace, it delivered consistent pleasure without causing discomfort. It’s not just visually appealing; it’s functional and definitely adds something new to the experience. ​What stood out most was the texture and depth. The six inches of usable length are easy to reach, and the shifts in girth made for a more dynamic feeling The ribbed head was especially noticeable upon entry, like a washboard of sensation in the best way possible. Each part of the Cyborg felt carefully designed to maximize stimulation, making it an exciting, standout addition to my collection.

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