Funzze 3-in-1 Toy Review: Crazy Idea, Almost There

The Satisfyser Pro 2 is nearly the perfect toy. Its suctioning vibrations range from very gentle to bedshakingly powerful. Every other toy manufacturer should take notes on the layout of the Satisfyser button. One button for on/off, another with an up and down arrow to move freely between intensities. There’s no cycling between weird patterns or having to reach full power just to cycle back down to a lower intensity. It has genuinely always baffled me that toy designers can’t figure this one out, but finally, Satisfyser has. Personally, I’m not a fan of vibration patterns unless they’re really show-stopping. Satsfyser has one vibration mode utilizing air pulsing pressure waves with 11 intensity options. The only note I have is the shape. The head of the vibrator pokes out too far from the handle. It isn’t too bothersome while lying on your back. But to avoid being too annoyed when flipped over, I recommend positioning a pillow under your lower stomach to elevate your hips and get them higher than the vibrator. Otherwise, the toy will be rough on your wrists and hips.

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We LOVE this toy! The blending of the suction with the vibration is spot on, and not only that, it is not a regular vibration, but the textured shaft moves in the iconic 'come hither' motion which presses on just the right spots. Just a warning for those with a sensitive clit though: this toy sucks HARD. Even on the lowest setting we need to use it gently. Speaking of settings, there are three suction settings: strong, stronger and strongest. The insertable portion has 10 vibration and movement patterns but quite honestly some of them are weird. We wife prefer the straight forward vibration witht he fingering motion. The combination of the suction and the shaft make for mind blowing orgasms and I'd lie if I said it was a long ride. Let's just say I don't pick this toy if we want to take it slow...

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The Dual Vibrating Arc from Plus One features a simple, sleek design that packs a punch. For once, a ‘personal massager’ that is actually lovely to use on your back and between your legs. The curved design and soft silicone fit comfortably in my hand while providing targeted internal stimulation. With two size options and multiple speeds, the Dual Vibrating Arc is perfect for finding the g-spot and p-spot, making it a gender-inclusive toy. Strong vibrations and ergonomic hold make this an excellent option for clitorial or external play, as well. The toy’s length made playing on my back and stomach easy. However, the toy did let me down a little. The shape of the arch doesn’t allow for simultaneous dual stimulation. While only one side vibrates at a time - already a little disappointing - the vibrations are so strong they made my hand tingle - not a bad thing, but not the most comfortable for longer play.

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Satisfyer's Sassy Seal is cute, discreet, and fun to use. And while a few annoyances like button placement may hold it back from being absolutely perfect, the best part of this toy is its versatility. With 11 levels of air pulse intensity as well as 12 vibration types that can be mixed and matched, you're bound to find at least one pattern in this this whimsical toy that will make it fully live up to its name!

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The Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3 combines powerful air pulsation and vibration with separate motor control, making it a versatile and customizable toy. Its waterproof design, easy-to-clean silicone heads, and app integration for remote play enhance the experience, making it ideal for both solo and partnered play. The O-booster feature adds an extra level of intensity, perfect for those who enjoy powerful stimulation.

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As someone who genuinely loves Satisfyer products and their air pulse technology, it pains me to say that I can’t recommend the One Night Stand. While it’s designed as a budget-friendly entry point ($13 USD) to entice new users, its one-time-use approach is incredibly wasteful and irresponsible. One Night Stand is made of plastic and silicone, with batteries permanently sealed inside, and the disposal instructions are vague and hidden deep in the user guide. I’d much rather see Satisfyer offer a lower-cost reusable model that prioritizes accessibility and environmental responsibility.

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This lip-locking sensual sucker is the best kisser in town! To semi quote Diageo from Silicon Valley... "This toy fuuucks!" *mind blown emoji lol* CalExotics French Kiss is hands down my favorite CalExotics toy thus far! My favorite part of the CalExotics' Jack Rabbit was the ticklishly tantalizing ears, and that's now been combined with the sucking sensation I've "come" to enjoy from toys like the Satisfyer Mission Control and Romp Lipstick... Merci for the toy I never knew I was missing out on lol. This beautiful toy has the poise of the INYA Rose but is bit better in several ways. It has 12 totally fuckable functions, two interchangeable heads, a travel lock setting, a memory chip and can be submersed in water... Can you say... "Ooo la la!" xD

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When I bought an erotic advent calendar in 2021, I wasn’t expecting much in terms of quality. But on the last day, I unwrapped the Womanizer Classic – and it’s been a reliable go-to ever since. If you’re someone who enjoys external clitoral stimulation, this toy is definitely worth considering.

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