Sex Slave Sea Monster Review… my kinda squid games

Animewolfgamer

Apr 01, 2025

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Sex Slave Sea Monster box
Overall Rating
4.2/5
Product Design
4/5
Ease of use
5/5
4/5
Sensory Quality
3.8/5
Ease of Cleaning
  • Price
    4/5
  • Noise
    3.6/5
  • Duration of use
    20 minutes
  • Charging time
    0 minutes
Keyword
My verdict
You ever wanted to fuck an octopus? Me too!! Take a deep dive into some fishy pussy and see how you can make your sex slave sea monster serve you.
Pros
Sex slave
Pretty colors and detailed sculpting
Complex texture
Cons
Kinda hard to clean
Design

Hmmmm, how do I start to explain this one? Well the product aims to replicate an octopus-like vajajay going so far as to include the beak and nine tentacle-like tails. The exterior of the sleeve is actually very pretty, the orange with white provides a good contrast and the white swirls that bleed into the orange give it a really aesthetically pleasing look. The color combo is giving imitation crab meat (kinda fitting, I suppose this is like imitation pussy). The sleeve’s internal structure is divided into 6 erogenous zones.

  1. Tantalising Tentacle Touch — This one is really your gateway into an undersea tryst with a soft beak and tentacles that just beckon you in.
  2. Anemone Entrance of Enchantment — Right after pushing into her beak, you’ll encounter some smooth ridges reaching outward like the tentacles of an anemone
  3. Octopus O-Ring — Shortly after the Anemone, there’s a ring of suckers that envelops my massive wang. The embrace of tentacles just pulls you in deeper
  4. Stimulating Seashell Suite — This chamber has four protruding ridged curves that look like what the name implies, sea shells
  5. Swirly Sea Swirls — Here the texture just goes crazy, it whirlpools around your cock like a sea storm
  6. Lustful Lock Chamber — Here the sleeve grips down before opening up into a pleasure dome with small nubs there meant to help you bust a fat nut

Unfortunately the design of the toy doesn’t really benefit it when it comes time for cleaning since it isn’t able to flip inside out.

Experience

Honestly I got this as like a joke but it’s surprisingly solid. It’s a lot smaller than I thought it’d be, with it being only like 6 inches long. The first thing that struck my eye outside of the squidussy was just how aesthetically pleasing the colors were. The swirls of white in the orange make for a pretty fuckhole.

Anyway I prepped my thirsty hog with some lube and applied a generous amount to my slave. I wanted to experience all of it so I slowly thrusted myself into it. The tentacles tickled my sack a bit, personally I, Mr. Animewolfgamer, could take it or leave it but I can see how it would tickles some people’s fancy.

The beak is interesting…I’m not sure how else to describe it other than to just picture a fleshy beak clamping down on your meat stick. The Anemone portion was okay, a mild stimulation before ramping up a bit with a ring of octopus suckers. The ring increased the grip this slutty little sea nymph had on me as I rammed my rod through to the Seashell suite.

The ridges provided an awesome!! sensation on my cock as passed through. They may be my favorite part of the whole thing since it’s very distinct feeling even while you’re long dicking her like TAKA! TAKA! Then she threw my pickle into a whirlpool of swirling fleshy texture that washed all over my weewee.

Finally it finished off with a pleasure dome that was empty apart from a handful of medium sized nubs. Once I got a feel for the different “zones” I started DESTROYING her. I made that bitch my sea monster sex slave the way I was all up in there, the texture feels great going fast slow, and in any conceivable angle I could’ve put it through. Once I was satisfied I had to clean up my slave, cos i’m a good Master. Cleaning up is a pain in the ass because she can’t flip inside out and the hole doesn’t pass through so you really have to wash it out and really try to get up in there with a towel. Overall a decent toy, with the exception of clean up.

Quality

This shits high quality bro, don’t doubt that. The colors and sculpting are done very well and the inside texture is soft yet firm and doesn’t disappoint under heavy strokes. I noticed no defects, tears or weird smells while I used it and it never gave me a reason to expect it to.

Price

All that being said, it is a bit pricey coming at you for a little over $70. It is kinda small for seventy bucks, so if you have a huge hog keep in mind we can only use 6-6.5 inches. It’s still an enjoyable toy nonetheless but unless you want it solely for the novelty, I’d say check around first since it’s in the same price range as Fleshlights and other similar premium brands.

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