Sohimi Pussy-Face Gag: This is … Complete Crap

Superficially, the Pussy-Face Gag ticks all the boxes. It looks superb. The Fleshlight part is a nice squishy TPE (although a little too orange for my preference), and the middle has a nice, tight, knobbly texture to it—an improvement over the original Master Series gag which only has a smooth interior. It fits onto the faux-leather gag part easily. The head strap is strong; much stronger than you’d normally get from these faux-leather things by dint of being double-sided and stitched together. As long as there’s no one strapped into the other end of it, it’s a pleasure to fuck. Which somewhat defeats the point. So what exactly is the problem with the Pussy-Face Gag, then? You’ll notice none of the sales images ever show the inside. Turn it around to the gag side, and you’ll see. The inner part, which goes into your mouth and prevents your teeth from clamping down, is also made of faux leather. That means every time you use it, your drool is going to soak into the bit that goes into your mouth, breed germs, and stay there. Not a great start, but we could work around that with a thorough cleaning regime, perhaps. More annoyingly, it’s just far too wide, too soft, and it slopes inward. It’s fucking terrible design on every possible level.

Now I’m no stranger to big gags. From Jenning’s gags that ratchet open, to massive silicone balls, ring gags, tube gags, and everything inbetween… I can do big. But the Pussy-Face Gag is too big, and even if you can get your mouth open wide enough, because it’s made of faux-leather, it simply doesn’t have the strength to keep it open. So your jaw clamps down, and squishes the gag just enough for you dick-wielding play partner to feel like you’ve grown an extra small set of razor-sharp teeth clamping down on them. It’s feasible that you could McGuyver a better internal piece onto the Pussy-Face Gag, if you unstitched the weird faux-leather cone of stupidy that’s currently on there, and replaced it with some sort of strong silicone tube. Or just leave it off, and double up with a ring gag perhaps. Either way, this toy is a fail: avoid at all costs.