Is this the best male masturbator out there? No, but for the price it’s not bad. You’ll need to spend at least double that to get a good realistic stroking machine. The Twijoy Night is a cut above your generic suction or rotation masturbators at least, but the weak interactive features let it down.
Pros
Rotating feels nice!
Suction is great.
Cons
The app is horrible.
Seems like a funnel to collect more money for tokens in their app.
Packaging
Unboxing the Twijoy Night is nothing exceptional, with rather generic-looking packaging. Inside you’ll find a natty pair of earbuds and a charging cable. Like a lot of masturbators, you can plug in the headphones to hear a 10-second loop of some random girl panting and making generic sex noises. It doesn’t relate or sync to the content, so some porn on your smartphone is probably the better choice, but it’s there if you want it.
Design
The Twijoy Night measures 9cm in diameter and 25cm long, with a rubber cap covering the charging and headphone port. In theory, it’s water resistant, so can be used in the shower.
For ease of cleaning, all the washable parts of the device can be removed. This consists of the bulk of the exterior case (not the motor and battery part at the top), the interior rotation sleeve, and the separate vaginal lips piece.
The sleeve parts of made of TPE, which will eventually degrade over time, but the ease of washing and drying means you should be able to keep it in top condition longer than average for TPE. While I would always prefer toys to be made of platinum silicone as they’ll potentially keep forever, in truth, TPE gives a far more lifelike feeling.
Unlike a lot of strokers which consist of a single sleeve you shove into the case, this approach of being able to separate each part gives a lot of flexibility. The interior mechanism is particularly interesting, consisting of a basket into which the stroker sleeve sits. You may find other strokers that can fit into this just as effectively, or you can try wrapping something around the edge to increase the amount it squeezes on your cock.
It’s essentially that the end cap and lips piece is affixed securely for the suction function to work, but if you just want spinning, there’s nothing to stop you leaving the end off entirely. Just make sure your choice of sleeve will cover the sharp plastic edges of the basket.
Experience
The Twijoy night offers two sensations.
The first is suction, which felt really strong, but not so much that it feels like your dick got trapped in a vacuum. For the built-in programs, it’s a nice, natural feeling that’s not too overwhelming; Twijoy claim it’s more like a vaginal contraction.
One thing that I really love about the device controls is that if you don’t want a pulsating suction experience from the regular programs, you also have fully manual control over the suction amount, just using two buttons, which will increase or decrease the suction level. Simple, and this is great for if you want to just stroke without anything automated, or perhaps tease someone, or even just fluff a cock up. Like most suction machines or milkers you can go in flaccid and use the suction to engorge your penis with very little effort.
Then you get the spinning function. I love it when a toy on the one hand claims a natural feeling that emulates real vaginal contractions… then juxtaposes it with “oh and by the way it spins around your dick”. I don’t know about you, but I’d class the spin function as somewhat less realistic. If realism is what you’re after, I’d recommend an automated stroker-type machine that moves up and down, either the Handy, or Kiiroo Keon (which also recently added a suction mechanism upgrade).
As for how the spinning function feels… it just didn’t do it for me. It’s not that it’s too abrasive — it isn’t. The soft TPE knobbly bits on the inside offer just the right amount of squish. Maybe it just takes more getting used to. After all, a spinning sensation on your cock isn’t something most of us have a lot of experience with, I expect. It just felt.. strange. It felt like I was constantly on the precipice of cumming, but just needed a little… more. Perhaps a little rumbly vibration.
Your experience may vary. Sex toys are entirely subjective, and an experience that may work for me won’t necessarily work for you. I will say that if you’ve tried other cock spinner toys and found them to be enjoyable but too rough, this might be better for you. The internal texture is softer than similar toys.
But if you’ve tried another spinner and decided the sensation isn’t for you at all, this isn’t going to offer anything different, other than the additional suction mechanism.
Like all toys with a hard external case, there is a limit to the size of cock that’ll fit in here. Twijoy recommends anything up to 5.7” in circumference, which is certainly bigger than I am so I had no trouble, nor would I call it tight, but I’m decidedly on the smaller size. It also seemed to work fine on our test cock, but those above 7.5” or who have found issues with similar products in the past may want to stick with larger masturbator toys like Fleshlights.
Others
The Twijoy app is your portal to a range of experiences, but it’s quite disjointed, and the interactive features aren’t nearly as developed as I’d like.
Upon opening the app, you’ll find a selection of premade AI chatbots you can message, or create a custom one. I was hoping there might be some kind of interactive experience here where you could get some fake pictures sent to you, or get the AI to control the Twijoy Night toy…. but apparently not. It’s not clear why this part of the app exists, or what you can do with it. I asked one of the bots if they could control my Twijoy Night toy, and they turned into an assistant offering to answer questions about it.
To access the actual interactive features, you’ll need to head over to the live cams tab. You’ll get a number of tokens that you can use for private shows, though I must admit, I’ve never liked the awkward nature of a one-on-one webcam session, so I skipped on this offer, hoping that I could use the interactive portion without handing over control.
Still, you’ll need to stay on this live cams screen and click the button in the top right to find the option to pair your toy Twijoy Night – “Add Toy”. It should be detected over Bluetooth, though you’ll need to say yes to the exact locations permission. And then.. well, it’s not clear. It seems there are no local interactive features, only the ability to create a link to share with a performer or your partner.
So, I tried that—loading the supplied link on another phone. Not only is there a long delay in getting a response from the toy, but it doesn’t control any of the suction either, only the spinning. Slower speeds oscillate back and forth; the highest speed just spins.
The interactive portion of the Twijoy Night is probably the most disappointing aspect. They could enhance it by at the very least adding local control from the app (and hopefully the suction is exposed over Bluetooth as well), because right now all it feels like it’s designed to funnel into buying tokens for live shows, and even then… I’m not sure it’s worth the bother.
The We-Vibe Jibe isn’t a bad toy by any means, but it works best as an accompaniment rather than the main course. At an RRP of $130, it’s also quite a pricey option, even if it does offer rumblier vibes than the competition. If you don’t know how you feel about internal vibrations, that’s a lot to spend on a punt to find out.
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This toy is one of the more uniquely designed ones I’ve seen. The textures and material feel truly great and will give y’all an unforgettable experience. As you can probably tell, the toy is completely transparent. It was kinda hot to be able to see my partner and I’s dick through the case and sleeve. I find it to be a great toy for those of y’all wanting a more blowjob style experience.
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"One and done," is what you get with the Rolling Tenga Vacuum Gyro Roller. But with that one-time-a whacking, your dick will be treated to a nice juicy tunnel and solid suction you can control, in this neat little handheld jerker-offer.
The Tenga line is synonymous with masturbatory good times and this little beauty delivers, for a very good price, a basic 'hit it and quit it' orgasm, come as fast as you want to.
Beyond the tight fit and solid ridges you push through in the sleeve, you can control the suction here by the hole at the tail end of the cup.
What's also great about this nearly six-inch-long masturbatory device is that you can enhance your good time with any of Rolling Tenga Cups attachments; Tenga really does care about your good time, and they offer customizable possibilities to really blow your lid off.
This little pre-lubed cup is ready to go, (although the lube does tend to ooze out the minute you pop the lid, so be careful). So have at it, get off, and move on.
The world really is your Tenga jerk-it oyster!
From the company that brings us all "The #1 Selling Male Sex Toy In The World," Fleshlight presents yet another textured masturbating sleeve, this one rendered in the 'likeness' of porn star, Violet Myers. Sporting the usual Fleshlight adjustable suction cap, this phthalate-free thrust-'til-you-bust sleeve made of the company's SuperSkin material, features Meyer's signature Waifu texture in a hard pearlescent case.
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A simple and easy to use masturbator. It has a compact design and has a number of features that help it stand out like being splashproof and handheld. At first glance, I did not think I would keep this in my collection but due to the ease of use and the one handed function, it will definitely be a keeper. However, at the time of the review, the price is around $75, if you're looking for a more budget automatic masturbators, I would choose something else.
A Futuristic Toy with Strong Vibes – But Is It Really Worth It? 🤔
When I first saw the Satisfyer Men Vibration+ Connect App, I thought, "Okay, another futuristic-looking toy that seems like it could double as a fancy wine opener.🍷😂"
Honestly, I was skeptical - but hey, for 20 bucks on sale, I couldn’t resist giving it a shot.
On paper, this thing sounds amazing: dual motors, endless vibe options through the app, waterproof for easy cleanup, and even remote play with sexy audiobooks. Pretty high-tech, right?
But does it actually hold up? Well... yes and no. It’s definitely fun, but it’s got a few quirks you should know about.
Let's dive deeper! 😉