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Big Toy, Big Promises, Big Letdowns? When we first got our hands on the Satisfyer Wand-er Woman, we were curious. A powerful, extra-large wand massager that promises deep, rumbly vibrations, full-body relaxation, and earth-shattering orgasms? Sounds like a dream. Plus, it’s waterproof, has 50 vibration combinations, and comes with a 10-year warranty - what could go wrong? Well… quite a bit. At first glance, it looks sleek, luxurious, and ready to bring some serious intensity. But after multiple rounds of testing (and even a few replacements), we quickly realized that this wand comes with some serious drawbacks. Whether it's the awkward size, unreliable motor, or frustrating battery life, this toy had us feeling more annoyed than satisfied. But hey, let’s dive into the details. 😉

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The We-Vibe Chorus—and its pressure-sensitive remote (yes, you read that right! Just give it a squeeze to amp up the vibrations)—gets a gold star from me for delivering hands-free, blended orgasms during sex with my partner. Personally, I don’t orgasm easily from internal stimulation alone, let alone from intercourse, but the Chorus makes the whole experience way more enjoyable (wink if you know what I mean). After plenty of testing, we’ve found that this vibe shines best with a grinding motion rather than thrusting, making it a top-tier lovemaking toy in my book. Flying solo? No problem! Tuck it into snug underwear for a hands-free thrill, or pair it with a dildo for an added layer of sensation. Bonus tip: The remote-controlled feature makes it perfect for some sneaky play—whether you’re at home or feeling adventurous out and about. The charging/carry case that it comes with is also a splendid idea as it is discreet and keeps all dust off the toy and remote. Edit: we tried to use it late last night and it was confusing. Maybe keep it for a sober encounter.

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Wow! The Lelo Sona Sonic Clitoral Massager is a gorgeous toy—it comes in a range of colors, though my favorite is black with gold trim and a beautiful curve accented by glimmering metal and sleek silicone. The buttons are interestingly on the bottom of the toy but made accessible by the gracious curve of its handle. The intensity changes by holding the button down while the toy automatically increases or decreases strength, an odd feature, but I got used to it very quickly. The air pulsing technology is smooth and well-contained within the rim of the suction head. My only complaint is that the head is on the smaller side. This only means that the toy is targeted, giving you more precision in your pleasure. The packing and presentation of the toy feel sexy. It’s like being handed a VIP invitation. There’s something mysterious and sleek about it. Overall, this is a fantastic toy, delivers incredible orgasms, and looks good while doing it.

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As a trangender man, vibrators are one of the most important parts of solo and partnered play for me. Bullet vibrators specifically have been a hit or miss in my experience, but this extremely cheap vibrator from the Secret Lover store on Amazon has worked wonders for me. I purchased this vibrator nearly exactly a year ago, and have been using it frequently ever since. It ranks at #5 on Amazon for bullet vibrators, and I can tell you why! My issue with most bullet vibrators is that they don't provide strong enough stimulation- with this vibrator, that hasn't been an issue for me. The angled tip is surprisingly helpful, especially as a trans guy with decently sized bottom growth (~2 inches). Price has also been a struggle for me in regard to toys, with even the smallest bullet vibrators you can find in stores being $20-$30; as a broke college student, it can be a bit difficult to come up with this money! Usually a toy so cheap would be suspicious, but this toy has been just as good if not better than $20 bullet vibrators I've tried in the past. The Amazon listing does say "for women", but this toy is definitely a good idea for anyone. The packaging was discreet, and didn't have any gendering. That's been an issue I've had in the past for most toys designed for AFAB individuals, the packaging is often worded as if it's only for cisgender women, and uses "feminine" color schemes. For trans and queer individuals, this could be a put-off, as dysphoria is a huge turn-off. This wasn't an issue at all with this vibrator!

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The Utimi White Vibe offers an affordable automatic stroker toy while also delivering lots of pleasure. This toy seems to accommodate varying sizes without sacrificing the quality of the experience. While it might be a tad noisy, it's not too significant. The design offers an easy method for cleanup. Only the sleeve needs to be removed and it is incredibly simple to clean. Having the ability to turn the sleeve inside out makes cleaning and drying extremely simple. The different modes of thrusting and vibrations allows you to customize your experience. Anything from a slow and long build up to a quick orgasm, it's whatever you want and you get to choose how you get off. The price point is competitive assuming longevity is on par. The materials feel high quality and the motor doesn't appear to struggle once the unit is fully charged. This is a great option for anyone wanting to try out an automatic masturbator without having to invest significantly. It's become one of my favorites.

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An ultra-soft male stroke machine, this All-in from Blush features ribbed multi-texture, multi-chamber interior channels, each delivering its own mind-and-cock-blowing variations of suction sensation, mimicking the most expert lips, mouth, and throat. Rendered in a watch-your-cock-pound clear sleeve, this best-selling pocket pussy of the Blush Novelties brand is a comfy pretty-much-fit-all six inches long, 2.5 around. Adhering to what’s best about modern-day sex toys, this pocket pussy contains no synthetic fragrance and is both phthalates and latex free. The cylinder is also a breeze to clean with a good toy cleaner or joist soap and water. Yes, you do need a good amount of lube to get going here, and it might take some time to get the rhythm right. But once you are up, in, and pumping, this little handy fun toy squeezes and holds just right. It’s certainly a competent sleeve for the money.

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Aside from the pearlescent coloring of the hard shell covering of the device, I'm not sure how this device got its name, which means there's no room for puns, but boy do I have a few roast style jokes lol. This product looks and feels like Apple released a new ergonomic but naughty mouse lol. Thanks Steve Jobs xD! If Star Trek had a remote control for the transport device this would be it. Beam my bean up Scotty! Smash Mouth should have said all that shimmer is gold, as this little device makes me feel like I've struck gold! Like an X-rated version of Ariel I have suckers and vibrating dildos galore, but this thingamabob, I've only got the one. In all seriousness though, of all the toys I've reviewed thus far this one really is a standalone product. At first I thought it was going to be a bit cumbersome due to its shape and size but its actually quite ergonomic and versatile. Obviously it's a hand held device, but the shape and size also allows it to slip down between one's legs while sitting for a bit of hands free action. The strength is plentiful, not overly intense like the air pulse power of the INYA Rose, but on par with the strengths the Satsifyer Mission Control is capable of. Definitely a book I should not have judged by its cover as it's pretty handy after all lol.

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I wish I could recommend these. They’re so cute, the texture is unique and stimulating, and the diamond on the tail is sexy. However, they’re definitely not a beginner butt plug, and as someone who’s familiar with anal toys, I wouldn’t choose these. The main issue is that the stem of the plug isn't tapered and is very small. Designers do this to ensure a snug fit for the plug. Given that there are three size options included in this kit, I don’t think a snug fit is a problem at all, which makes this design choice feel careless more than anything. No tapering on the stem means they glide in smoothly since the head is your typical shape, but they stretch you suddenly on the way out because the area resting in your entrance is considerably smaller than the end of the plug. So, if you’re just starting out with anal play, these will probably be an uncomfortable way to start. If they were silicone, they’d have a little more give and be gentler on the body. Metal is a hard medium to begin with and requires some time and practice to get used to. If you’re really comfortable with anal play and have used similar plugs, these might be great for you - ignore my issues with the stem design. My worry would be that a beginner would tear or get turned off from backdoor play entirely by them. Overall, I don't recommend these, but you know your body better than anyone.

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Sam’s Cup is a straightforward yet tough Tracy’s Dog masturbation tool, built to last. Its realistic texture and impressive design make it the look and feel like the real deal, delivering exactly what you’re after. With its finely crafted details and lifelike internal textures, this toy’s gonna help you hit the best orgasm you’ve ever had.

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Well, look here, y’all! This eye-popping purple, pink, and blue alien pussy stroker is the extraterrestrial fuck you’ve been hankering for! There’s so much detail molded onto it, with a pronounced clit and equally prominent hood, ribbed meaty entry and the look of a juicy vulva; you’re in for a mighty good time with what this here stroker’s packing! The outside’s got all sorts of textures that’ll help you keep your grip firm, and that stretchy, high-quality silicone wraps ’round you like a dream, letting you sink into a soft and textured experience, all while you pound away thinking of your cosmic crush!

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Pushing yourself into the ‘main’ side of this Thermoplastic Elastomer (TPE) jerk sleeve, you enter a soft ribbed texture. The Apollo Stroker is not meant to replicate anything real…but who cares? Yes, I needed a goodly amount of lube to really fit into and make this masturbator work at its best, but again, almost all sleeves of this type need lube to be used. It’s just that this CalExotics one requires lots of it. What’s interesting with the Apollo Stroker is that it is reversible, so you can enjoy two different sensations either rubbing against the side of the thing or fucking its hole. This inside-out functionality also means the cum sleeve is easy to clean. Soap and water or a good toy cleaner and water do the trick…then let dry. Priced perfectly, squishy yet sturdy, delivering a good extra oomph for your hand, CalExotics Novelties has a winner here.

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One of the two mini masturbators in the Tenga Arte line, their DRAPE male jerker offers a rash of wonderful sensations the minute you stick yourself up and in it (lube recommended). Guys really packing might find this sleeve a little too small, but no matter your tool, you could pretty much get the best of you up this cap-like sleeve and enjoy the extra tug and tickle this male sex toy gives you with every squeeze. What the DRAPE has particularly is delicate folds and crevices, set on a tight base structure. That tighter base adds just the right amount of balanced pressure. This makes the DRAPE as easy to work as hold in one hand. Either for solo explorations of quick tugging comes or for long-lasting dick training, this malleable little masturbatory sleeve delivers. You're gonna need lube though. And the sleeve can even be turned inside out for easier cleaning and drying. And speaking of drying, TENGA has the sleeve set inside its domed covering on what doubles as a holder as a drying stand.

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One of the mini masturbators in the Tenga Arte line, the company’s WEAVE male jerker offer is fluffy and stretchy, perfect for encasing one’s erection and delivering all the extra stimulation for getting the job done. A thick cap-of-sleeve (bigger guys are only going to get so much of themselves into this thing) the chunky thick texture of the Weave offers whatever you want by fitting comfortably around your dick and offering as tight or as loose a tug as you manage with how tightly you squeeze. The Weave offers a more luxurious knitted pattern sensation than the other TENGA ARTE toys. It features a clear outer tube and inside sensation nubs rendered in what the company calls dual overlapping layers of "elastomer." Easy to clean by turning the Weave inside out and washing it, TENGA packages the thing with a unique and completely hygienic drying stand. If one is looking to add just that extra little bit of magic to one's solo tickling and doesn't like motorized vibes or big bad Fleshlights, this little TENGA wonder is for you.

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This onahole is based on the popular Chinese nude model Zhang Xiao Yu, and it has some distinct features that set it apart from traditional male strokers. The sculpted buttcheeks, stomach, and the realistic color and texture are definitely noteworthy. While it’s not a 100% accurate replica of female anatomy, the design does a good job capturing a pleasing aesthetic, especially with the attention to the curves of the cheeks and the stomach. It’s definitely an interesting toy, offering a unique visual appeal, and for anyone curious, it’s worth checking out.

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This might seem like your standard silicone dildo, but trust me, this is no ordinary suction cup companion. The moment you insert this baby and start to move, those weighted balls inside spring into action, delivering subtle, hypnotic rumblings that take the experience from “nice” to “wait, what just happened?!” This isn’t just another toy—it’s a multi-tasker, perfect for both vaginal and anal play. It absolutely delivers on its promises. The “shake, rattle, roll” effect provides deep, rumbly vibrations that are so satisfying, you’ll find yourself moving just to keep the magic going. The size? It hits that sweet spot—not quite beginner-friendly but forgiving enough for anyone to experiment. Even if you only go halfway, the sensations are incredible. The premium silicone feels great externally and internally, adding to the experience, and the suction cup is strong enough to stay exactly where you need it, even during more adventurous moments. The Bouncer works great in a harness too. The rolling balls create a dynamic rhythm that you and your partner will feel with every move, which gives strap on play a whole new pleasure hit. The only catch? It’s on the girthier and firmer side, so it might take a little warming up if you’re newer to larger toys. But once you’re in the zone, it’s nothing short of amazing. Ohh! It can totally join you in the bath or shower, bouncing in water an experience, you'd want to try for sure.

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From Lux comes a motorized masturbator sure to twirl you into cock-addicting spins of pleasure. This First Class Rotating Masturbator Cup has a budded, lip-shaped opening, featuring soft nubs beyond and inside the sleeve, and has easy-to-tickle buttons on its base to start the masturbator moving in various ways and at various speeds. Easily rechargeable from any USB port, the unit is up and ready to love you in no time and will stay as ready for a good hour-long session (although once inside the Lux, you won't last that long, to be sure!) Easily cleaned, and drying quickly, this perfectly sized toy for both your hand and dick is one of the best little wands for this price that you are going to find. Motorized cock masturbators can be intimidating in size, when flicked to full speed, in just how quickly they can get you off, while not always delivering the most nuanced pleasure session. With the LUX active® First Class Rotating Masturbator Cup you determine how fast and what direction you want the toy to go, making this powered session one you control on every level. Light enough not to give you carpal tunnel and sturdy enough to deliver and not wear out, and at a price that won't bother your budget, you really are treated first class with this powered head twirler.

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