It may not lick you like a lollipop, but it'll suck you like you are one! (Maybe \_(-_-)_/) My experience was not a Lil Wayne one lol, in fact my experience sucked in the wrong way. Though the clitoral sucker functions perfectly, I found that I could not get it into a position that got me off. The only thing erotic and stimulating about this toy for me was the phallic shape and the vibrating features. That being said it might be different for someone else and may be the perfect introduction to clitoral suction toys as well as vibrating dildos.

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Not to split hares here, but I don't find this device to be as hopped up as I'd like it to be. As someone that was fresh.. lipped (?) to this world only a month or so ago, it's weird to say that I'd recommend this as a potential beginner toy to someone that wants to experience a thrusting toy, a dildo and a clitoral stimulator for the first time. In my opinion, the thrusting is a bit bland and wonky, but it being an isolated feature with the basic 3 intensities allows you to see/feel if it's a style you enjoy and would like to include as a feature in future toy purchases. With the thrusting feature turned off, you're left with just a dildo that's ribbed for your pleasure, this allows you to see if you're into doing the thrusting yourself and which phallic style/shape tickles your fancy. The rabbit ears may make your hares stand up, toes curl, and potentially have you giggling after moaning lol.

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Tracy's Dog Swirlii makes me want to howl with pleasure and beg for more! I swear I'm not a bad girl, I made that mess cause I was excited! I don't know what experienced toy lovers like and don't, but I have to say, as whatever level user I am at the moment, that this toy is spectacular! I wanted to grind against the clit stimulator like a dog humping a leg regardless of the setting it was on, and the rotations of the dildo made my eyes roll back.

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Barbie called and said Ken can take a hike, she's got a new favorite pink accessory that's more anatomically correct than he is. The highlighter company called... All of its pink highlight fluid is missing. I think it turned into a Flubber situation. I'm disappointed Lovense didn't include sunglasses because god damn do my eyes hurt when I look at this. It should come with a warning, "May cause temporary blindness!" Thank goodness this is a penetration toy that causes eye rolling experiences, aside from storing it, that's the only reprieve. Okay I think I'm done....lol. This product will thump that clit, vibe that G-spot, heat things up and expand horizons and connections with its Bluetooth and app capability. It's a somewhat funky fit, at least in my case, but the sensations still feel good! Aside from the color... The biggest downside is how big of a dust/dirty collector it is in comparison to other toys. Definitely clean this one before every use, despite it being cleaned after every.

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If you want "licked" so good your toes curl, your lip hurts from biting it, your eyes roll so far back they come back around and your body tenses with pleasure to an intense degree.... then the "tongue" feature on this device alone is worth getting the product. The rest you can read about below as this was the only saving grace and highly enjoyable feature of this toy in my opinion.

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Flex it, stick it, switch it, vibe it! Dyso's Dysoflex is flexible in more ways than one, not only in its function but in its fun! Nipples, butts, clits and vaginas... no area is off limits to this dynamic duo. With a Bluetooth connection and the right app more than the user can enjoy where ever it may end up! If you want a toy that's as flexible in its play style as you are than I'd say this one is for you! Personally, I'm not into butt play at all and my nipples prefer a different sensation, so some of the design esthetics of this toy are wasted on me. I prefer U-shaped toys that are meant for vaginal and clit stimulation only and with a bit thicker ends, like the Utimi Spring. I definitely get why an app is necessary, given that the end with the controls can be inserted there needs to be another way to access all of the pleasurable sensations that can be had!

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This device looks like an exotically fancy dental device that could be found at Five Below. If the TSA used this to do cavity searches I'd go to an airport more often. This product looks a Bluetooth device with the widest range of reception. All that aside, Dyso's ClimaxTouch is definitely on point with its name and its features. The dual headed aspect, 10 settings per head, swappable tips, penetrative ability, wide range of external stimulation capabilities, and beautiful design make it a pretty desirable product in my opinion. I could easily see it being used both as a foreplay device and full solo mission one. Of the 3 Dyso products I currently own, Dysoflex and Aerolure being the other two, this is the clear winner. If I combined what features I liked about the other two it wouldn't come close to the features of this device that I not only like but would consistently use.

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"Mission Control, this is NotSoInnocent, it seems this rocket was able to take us further than we could have ever imagined!" This is "one small step" further into the realm of clitoral stimulation toys that can help you take a "giant leap" into ecstasy! If Buzz Lightyear had to satisfy you with a rocket (that wasn't his own ;P), this would be the one! All puns aside, I would definitely recommend this product! The variety of settings and the waterproof rating make it an awesome companion!

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This is the type of flower you should ask for or receive when your partner wants to say sorry or just wants to surprise you! It's a flower that'll last you a lifetime and it's a gift that keeps on giving! Don't be fooled by its size, it packs quite the punch even on its lowest setting, and there are 6 others you can explore (mix of steady and pulsing)! If you're a bit on the sensitive side like me, the 45 minute use span might last an eternity as the intensity drove me crazy in under a minute and I was definitely done in under 5. ;P Its inconspicuous design allows you to leave it out in the open for easy access, or carry it around without issue. Simply tell people it's a rose shaped speaker or whatever you can imagine!

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My makeup bag just got a little fuller and so did my lips! ;P The usual price for this device is a bit scary, especially in comparison to the Blush Lipstick, but I'd definitely recommend snatching it up when it goes on sale for around the same price as the Blush as it's sooo worth it! As someone that's still new to the world of toys it was the perfect little introduction to the world of clitoral stimulation ones. It's quiet, compact, soft to the touch and more than capable of getting the job done on its own, but it has the ability due to its small stature to be used with penetrating toys like the Blush Lipstick or others without getting in the way! I'm not much of a make-up gal, but having these two types of lipsticks in my bag guarantees I can have a good night on the town, anytime and anywhere!

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If the Fairy Godmother had given Cinderella the Swan Era Wand she wouldn't have needed to go to the ball! ;P If Hermione Granger found the Swan Era Wand at Ollivanders, she'd be saying Lavios-Aaaaaaaaaaah. xD One more... You could unlock my Chamber of Secrets with an Iiiiiii-want-some-more-aaaaaah spell... Okay okay, bad puns/jokes aside... in all seriousness... I'd highly recommend this product. It's small enough to be an easy travel companion, it's suuuuper powerful, and it'll make you feel magical inside and out!

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"Ladies and gentleman, this isn't the Royal Court, it's the Grand Prix! So start your engines!!" I feel "Sceptre" is a misnomer, if anything, the name should've been "The Gear Shift"! The shape of the device could easily be considered a gear shift, and not only does it sound like it's housing a V8 engine, but it feels like it too! Though it's personally not my favorite toy thus far, its definitively powerful vibrations more than get the job done and I'd gladly recommend it to any user wanting to cruise the Autobahn like a Queen!

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