Blowmotion Warming Vibrating Male Masturbator- A Lesson about Expectations

crabs4hire

Dec 09, 2024

  • 2
  • 0
  • 1
  • 178
Overall Rating
3.38/5
Product Design
2.5/5
Ease of use
3/5
3/5
Sensory Quality
5/5
Ease of Cleaning
  • Price
    3/5
  • Noise
    1/5
  • Duration of use
    60 minutes
  • Charging time
    120 minutes
Keyword
My verdict
A bit of a let down, this was my first electronic toy. I had high expectations for the heating and vibration functions and while it did do its job, I was just left unsatisfied with the feel and and experience.
Pros
1. Small and portable
2. Travel lock to guard against any accidental button presses
3. Splash-resistant
4. Discrete
Cons
1. No cover for opening, allowing dust, hair and debris to enter.
2. Suction was almost nonexistent
3. Noisy
4. no texture, only smooth silicone
5. Tight fit for penis head
Design
The design of the product alright. The discrete teardrop-like exterior is definitely a strong point because out of the packaging, it’s not quite apparent what exactly it is. The finger grooves along with the rubber material that lines the device allow for superb grip. The inside of the toy was extremely boring and plain, just a smooth featureless silicone tunnel that is rounded off at the very top of the machine.
Experience
Very underwhelming. As I mentioned before I was very excited to try out my first electric toy, especially the warming function. The heating feature is okay, it warms up pretty fast but I feel it could’ve benefited from being a bit warmer to more closely replicate natural body heat. Inserting yourself into the opening isn’t the most inviting feeling, even if well lubricated, you’re still essentially just sticking your dick into a silicone sleeve with no texture. Maybe if the silicone wrapped around it would’ve bumped it up a notch for me but I just found the silicone was neither soft enough or malleable and offered up an uninspired sensation. The vibration settings were fun to mess around with, I quickly found one that I liked and started messing with the intensity. It has a decent range from very minimal to fairly intense and the vibration mechanism itself isn’t super noisy, however what is rather loud is the buzzing noise the lube makes if your head isn’t fully against the top. I found this a bit annoying as I tried to experiment with angles and positions.
Quality
For all my gripes about my user experience, I can applaud the quality of this toy. The buttons are very tactile and illuminated, the case has a nice hand-feel, and the silicone sleeve while plain, by no means feels cheap. The charger hole is also covered and not exposed and easily accessible at the top of the device.
Price
The toy comes in pretty steep at $90, which is around what I’ve seen similar style toys sell for. I think the toys a bit pricey for how simple and shallow the sleeve is.
Performance
Did I cum? yes. Would I cum again? I don’t think so. While I did get off using this toy, I didn’t have as much fun as I did with toys where I can fully insert myself. I think this toy would be good with a partner or in conjunction with another toy but on its own, I find it very lackluster and I dont think I’ll be using it very often, if at all.
Packaging
The packaging for this product was nice, the box is small, coming in at a little over 6 inches. On the forward face of the box there is a full render of the front of the device. The back is a zoomed in shot of the opening and the sides contain a brief description of the toy and the other side of its features. Opening the box up, you will see the Blowmotion logo breaking up the black with its cyan color scheme. Pulling the logo tab aside, you will find the sleeve in a sealed plastic bag. Underneath it is the included charger and manual booklet.
0 / 3000
No Comments...
About This Author

crabs4hire

Follow
2 followers

-you know who else reviews sex toys?

See the latest in sex toy news, deals, and reviews.

Keep in touch with the ToyChats newsletter.

Similar articles
  • adriantoychats

    Dec 12, 2024

    Fleshlight's Emma Hix: Syrup - Sweeter Than Pancakes!

    If you're looking for a fun Fleshlight that'll suck you in and hold your shaft until you cum, then this is the one for you. Fleshlight's Emma Hix: Syrup texture is insanely pleasurable. Oher Fleshlights use twists, turns, and straight up tightness to get you off. This one uses a well-designed tunnel that invites you in for more with a relaxed feel, then keeps your cock in its tighter tunnels towards the middle. I had an amazing time with this toy! Not to mention the beautiful design of the orifice. Get this toy if you're a fan of the star or are looking for powerful suction.

    Read More..

    • 937
    • 0
    • 0
  • TurdFlingingMonkey

    Sep 26, 2024

    Tantaly Morgpie 63lb. Pornstar Life-Size Torso Sex Doll Review

    The Morgpie 63-pound sex doll torso from Tantaly offers a lifelike experience with realistic jiggle physics for both the breasts and buttocks. The doll's construction is well-suited for doggy style and has soft, natural-feeling assets. However, due to the placement of the holes, the doll is less ideal for missionary without adjustment. Overall, it’s an impressive torso for those seeking a life-size, realistic experience based on a real person, but the high price may be a consideration.

    Read More..

    • 196
    • 0
    • 0
  • MissIvy

    Dec 02, 2024

    iroha Mini: A Small Massager That Packs a Punch

    The iroha Mini is an excellent size, making it easy to hold in your hand and have hours of fun with. Unfortunately, it's battery-operated and not rechargeable. Still, you can get up to 5 hours of playtime with it before changing the battery. If you like a fast vibe, this will make your day. If not, it is a bit much to handle and you'll want to carefully play around to find the right places to use this massager. It definitely does the trick with a little experimentation and patience.

    Read More..

    • 160
    • 0
    • 0
  • TawneySeren

    Sep 25, 2024

    We-Vibe Moxie Plus Wearable Panty Vibrator Review

    The WeVibe Moxie Plus is a discreet, app-enabled panty vibrator designed for couples or solo play, offering customizable vibrations through its app. Its secure magnetic attachment and waterproof design make it practical for extended wear. Ideal for those exploring long-distance connections or who want a range of vibration intensities, it’s versatile and user-friendly.

    Read More..

    • 131
    • 0
    • 0
  • danyeauxx

    Jan 14, 2025

    FapCap: To Fap or Not to Fap

    Y’all, the FapCap's a mighty fine piece of gear. It don’t make a fuss and sure lets you tighten things up or loosen them just the way you like. Makes a man feel like he's got more control over his ride, and when it’s all said and done, it don’t take up much room or make too much noise. Just a simple, quiet companion that gets the job done right.

    Read More..

    • 49
    • 0
    • 0
  • S

    Southbayca

    Dec 17, 2024

    BIG SHOCKED Busty Butt: This Amazon find is shockingly good

    This butt slaps, *and* it sucks - but in a good way. Here's some buzz about it (all puns intended): I've made a few (okay, a lot) of drunk purchases in my life, and the two dozen word title for this toy really grabbed the attention of my one brain cell. The "Busty Butt Sex Doll Male Sex Toys, Stronger Vortex 5 Sucking & 8 Vibrating Modes with Deeper Vagina Automatic Male Masturbator 9.8LB Adult Sex Toy for Men Electric 3D Lifelike Mens Sex Dolls Stroker" from BIG SHOCKED (here on referred to as "Busty Butt") turned out to be a surprisingly pleasurable purchase. The usual advice is "Don't buy sex toys off Amazon, you'll get some cheaply made Chinese crap that's probably full of toxic chemicals". Reasonable advice for the most part, but life's all about taking risks - and thinking with your little head is always risky. Well no one in the Amazon comments reported their dick falling off, and the high quality marketing materials and range of products led me to believe this manufacturer actually cares a little. Plus, it's on Prime - and when you're drunk and horny and this thing'll show up before you wake up hungover in the afternoon, you're going to hit the "But it Now" button. For the price of a Fleshlight, this toy weighs in at a solid 10lbs and includes all the bells and whistles and vacuums and vibrators. I'd say go for it.

    Read More..

    • 161
    • 1
    • 0
  • Yours Truly

    Nov 19, 2024

    Tracy's Dog DuoJoy: A Naughty Treat

    If you are into 'still doing the dishes' foreplay or getting naughty in public then I'd certainly take a look at this toy as it is discreet, slips in easily and is perfectly quiet enough to not be heard. (And don't think 'quiet' means lame and boring. This toy does pack some punch) The DuoJoy has two independently controlled motors with 10 patterns each. The on/off button cycles through all 10 but the remote allows you to select different patterns for the inserted part and the clit stimulator. I can't say for sure if it is supposed to be like this, but this toy works better as a panty vibrator rather than a bedroom toy. Once inserted, you can easily put your clothes back on without anything looking out of place and toss your partner the remote to let him have his way while he caresses your neck, while you finish the chores together or, if you're feeling naughty, while you're out on a date to your favorite restaurant. The vibrations are good but at the same time they are not powerful. They work together gently to a build up of pleasure but don't get me wrong - you can 100% get off on this toy.

    Read More..

    • 164
    • 0
    • 0
  • Yours Truly

    Nov 06, 2024

    Satisfyer Mono Flex: A Great All-Round Experience!

    In the grand scheme, the Satisfyer Mono Flex is a solid, middle-of-the-pack performer, its flexibility being its main claim to fame. However, when paired with its innovative app, this toy transforms into a orgasmic pleasure powerhouse. The app is the true game-changer here (If you have seen my other reviews, you know I don't like apps on toys but hear me out...), as it give the Mono Flex more than the generic on off vibrations but rather the ability to control both the clit & the g-spot motors (Yes! It has two motors!). On the other hand, the downside is that without the app, this toy is a bit limited in what it can do although it does have 11 patterns with 5 speeds we never really found one that fitted our liking without using the app. The standard clit vibrations don't go low without the app either so if you are easily overstimulated, you may want to take that into account. If you love both full clit stimulation and mixed with a good rumbly g-spot vibration, this toy will likely become a prized addition to your collection. The Mono Flex also shines as a premium, long-lasting toy that's backed by Satisfyer's impressive 15-year warranty.

    Read More..

    • 350
    • 1
    • 1