Satisfyer's Sassy Seal is cute, discreet, and fun to use. And while a few annoyances like button placement may hold it back from being absolutely perfect, the best part of this toy is its versatility. With 11 levels of air pulse intensity as well as 12 vibration types that can be mixed and matched, you're bound to find at least one pattern in this this whimsical toy that will make it fully live up to its name!
The product looks just like a little seal with its mouth open: flippers, tail, and all! It's so cute to behold and will definitely have you giggling as you open the box. Truly, it's impossible not to smile at this toy! The light blue color and soft silicone also add to its all-over design aesthetic. It honestly can't get cuter than this.
Performance
This product absolutely lives up to expectations! As a little vibrator shaped like an animal, one might write it off as more of a bachelorette party favor than a robust toy, but don't. It will definitely get the job done.
Air pulse vibrators aren't necessarily better than traditional vibrators, but they do create a one-of-a-kind sensation. And when you pair this with a number of vibration types, it's easy to believe almost anyone would fall in love with this toy.
Experience
The product feels great, perfectly comfortable for a clitoral stimulator. It's small enough to fit right in the palm of your hand, and the body-safe silicone feels good against your skin and everything else...
The performance is totally customizable and fantastic as previously stated. But one of the only downsides to this product is its buttons. They're not placed in the best spot, making them a bit difficult to press. This can make it annoying to change up the speed or vibration.
In addition, figuring out the buttons is a bit difficult at first. The middle one turns on the air pulses and increases their intensity while the bottom button turns the intensity down. The top button needs to be held down to turn the vibrations on and off and pressed once to cycle through the options. It can take some getting used to, but the buttons aren't so poorly designed that they'll keep you from enjoying all Sassy Seal has to offer.
Quality
Sassy Seal provides a great deal of customization, which most users will love. It's hard to beat a product that can be modified to your own preferences. However, the button placement does make it a little more difficult to use, so I'd say the mid-tier quality is right for the experience.
Price
The price for this product hovers between $50 and $70 depending on where you buy it. As a versatile toy with a cute design and a 15-year guarantee, its price feels quite fair.
Packaging
The packaging feels cute, especially when you unfold the box. There isn't a lot of fuss, but the art and aesthetic are nice. The instruction manual, however, lacks any sexiness or fun copy, instead opting for brief safety information in multiple languages. All in all, it's not exciting, but the toy itself really offers the best of the product's design.
Materials and care
The product is easy to clean with soap and water, although you'll want to be careful of the charger port. The mouth or clitoral stimulator portion is quite large, so make sure you pour out any water that might be sitting inside after washing.
Charging is easy once you get the cord lined up, but the magnetic charger does make things a bit awkward. The charger itself is also one you won't be likely to find in the wild, so make sure you don't lose it. The toy lights up when its done charging.
Special feature
Annoying buttons and charger cord aside, the special feature of this toy is its customizability. Those who like intensity and those who prefer a softer experience will both be satisfied, as will someone who wants to match any kind of vibration pattern to any level of air pressure.
While some users can be overwhelmed by too many options, I can't help but stress that somewhere in this sea of satisfactions is a pattern for you. And I urge you to enjoy yourself while you look for it. It's what Sassy Seal would want.
Bender is a versatile, well-designed product that will keep you happy for hours of flexible pleasure. And since it can be used on multiple body parts and it can bend easily, this is a highly recommendable vibrator that will be likely to please most consumers, especially those for whom some of the more typical products haven't worked in the past.
Tracy's Dog Clitoral Licking G Spot Vibrator is a lovely product that fits comfortably and feels like a dream. But when it gets down to the delivery, there are a few issues with its design that can make it less enjoyable for some.
This product is beautiful to look at from its purple hue to its sleek design. It's also a bit whimsical because you can see someone had a bit of fun designing the licker portion. What looks like a small, open mouth seems to grin at you when you open the package! This was one of the most engaging bits of design in the product for me; after all, who doesn't like to giggle a bit during sex?
The G-spot end may seem a bit wide compared to a few other, slimmer toys, but it shouldn't be uncomfortable as long as you use your lube. In my case, I went with a bit of foreplay with a toy I know before moving on to the main event. (Some reviewers online mention only needing a few minutes with this toy, but that wasn't my experience.) All in all, things were comfortable and easy in the beginning.
It's only when you get to the dual stimulation action that the product really shows its shortcomings. The G-spot vibrations are incredibly strong, giving you intense, all-through-your-body pleasure. However, it's hard to enjoy the main point of the product because the G-spot vibrations are so intense and the clitoral licker is so... not. It's difficult enough just to get the licker to sit where it should and stay there. And once you do, it can be almost impossible to feel it when the full vibrations of the G-spot stimulator are rocking through you.
All in all, it's a product that can get you there (especially if you're a bit creative). But it doesn't really deliver what it's promising — dual stimulation — which can feel like a letdown.
This is not a vibrator, it's an air pulse toy! Which offers a unique feeling from a vibrator. It creates a heightened sensitivity that feels great. The buttons are well-placed. The touch-free orgasm feeling is definitely something to be experienced.
The SORAYA 2 is a high-quality, dual-stimulation vibrator that delivers a unique experience, especially with its various settings and ergonomic design. It’s powerful and luxurious, but it has a learning curve and can be a bit tricky to use due to its stiffness and broad tip. Overall, it’s worth the investment if the design suits your body, and I’d recommend waiting for a sale if you’re on the fence about the high price.
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I would prefer an Amazon knock off brand to this device, although most knock offs do not have an app to connect and use from a distance or via bluetooth, or an app that is efficient enough. I was disappointed for the cost of this product and expected more from it.
This guy is just far too expensive. And you won’t be able to return it after using it.
In the grand scheme, the Satisfyer Mono Flex is a solid, middle-of-the-pack performer, its flexibility being its main claim to fame. However, when paired with its innovative app, this toy transforms into a orgasmic pleasure powerhouse. The app is the true game-changer here (If you have seen my other reviews, you know I don't like apps on toys but hear me out...), as it give the Mono Flex more than the generic on off vibrations but rather the ability to control both the clit & the g-spot motors (Yes! It has two motors!).
On the other hand, the downside is that without the app, this toy is a bit limited in what it can do although it does have 11 patterns with 5 speeds we never really found one that fitted our liking without using the app.
The standard clit vibrations don't go low without the app either so if you are easily overstimulated, you may want to take that into account.
If you love both full clit stimulation and mixed with a good rumbly g-spot vibration, this toy will likely become a prized addition to your collection. The Mono Flex also shines as a premium, long-lasting toy that's backed by Satisfyer's impressive 15-year warranty.
This lip-locking sensual sucker is the best kisser in town!
To semi quote Diageo from Silicon Valley... "This toy fuuucks!" *mind blown emoji lol*
CalExotics French Kiss is hands down my favorite CalExotics toy thus far! My favorite part of the CalExotics' Jack Rabbit was the ticklishly tantalizing ears, and that's now been combined with the sucking sensation I've "come" to enjoy from toys like the Satisfyer Mission Control and Romp Lipstick... Merci for the toy I never knew I was missing out on lol. This beautiful toy has the poise of the INYA Rose but is bit better in several ways. It has 12 totally fuckable functions, two interchangeable heads, a travel lock setting, a memory chip and can be submersed in water... Can you say... "Ooo la la!" xD
I had a lot of fun with this toy! It was definitely something different. I think something that really stands out about this toy is how bendy and flexible it is. You can get creative with your solo and partnered play. Also, the color!? So cute. I love the mint green they went with.
This toy is great for those looking for triple stimulation. If you want powerful orgasms in a cute form, then this toy is for you. This toy is easy to put in action and it gets you going right away. I love this adorable toy and I'm sure you will, too.