Satisfyer's Sassy Seal is cute, discreet, and fun to use. And while a few annoyances like button placement may hold it back from being absolutely perfect, the best part of this toy is its versatility. With 11 levels of air pulse intensity as well as 12 vibration types that can be mixed and matched, you're bound to find at least one pattern in this this whimsical toy that will make it fully live up to its name!
The product looks just like a little seal with its mouth open: flippers, tail, and all! It's so cute to behold and will definitely have you giggling as you open the box. Truly, it's impossible not to smile at this toy! The light blue color and soft silicone also add to its all-over design aesthetic. It honestly can't get cuter than this.
Performance
This product absolutely lives up to expectations! As a little vibrator shaped like an animal, one might write it off as more of a bachelorette party favor than a robust toy, but don't. It will definitely get the job done.
Air pulse vibrators aren't necessarily better than traditional vibrators, but they do create a one-of-a-kind sensation. And when you pair this with a number of vibration types, it's easy to believe almost anyone would fall in love with this toy.
Experience
The product feels great, perfectly comfortable for a clitoral stimulator. It's small enough to fit right in the palm of your hand, and the body-safe silicone feels good against your skin and everything else...
The performance is totally customizable and fantastic as previously stated. But one of the only downsides to this product is its buttons. They're not placed in the best spot, making them a bit difficult to press. This can make it annoying to change up the speed or vibration.
In addition, figuring out the buttons is a bit difficult at first. The middle one turns on the air pulses and increases their intensity while the bottom button turns the intensity down. The top button needs to be held down to turn the vibrations on and off and pressed once to cycle through the options. It can take some getting used to, but the buttons aren't so poorly designed that they'll keep you from enjoying all Sassy Seal has to offer.
Quality
Sassy Seal provides a great deal of customization, which most users will love. It's hard to beat a product that can be modified to your own preferences. However, the button placement does make it a little more difficult to use, so I'd say the mid-tier quality is right for the experience.
Price
The price for this product hovers between $50 and $70 depending on where you buy it. As a versatile toy with a cute design and a 15-year guarantee, its price feels quite fair.
Packaging
The packaging feels cute, especially when you unfold the box. There isn't a lot of fuss, but the art and aesthetic are nice. The instruction manual, however, lacks any sexiness or fun copy, instead opting for brief safety information in multiple languages. All in all, it's not exciting, but the toy itself really offers the best of the product's design.
Materials and care
The product is easy to clean with soap and water, although you'll want to be careful of the charger port. The mouth or clitoral stimulator portion is quite large, so make sure you pour out any water that might be sitting inside after washing.
Charging is easy once you get the cord lined up, but the magnetic charger does make things a bit awkward. The charger itself is also one you won't be likely to find in the wild, so make sure you don't lose it. The toy lights up when its done charging.
Special feature
Annoying buttons and charger cord aside, the special feature of this toy is its customizability. Those who like intensity and those who prefer a softer experience will both be satisfied, as will someone who wants to match any kind of vibration pattern to any level of air pressure.
While some users can be overwhelmed by too many options, I can't help but stress that somewhere in this sea of satisfactions is a pattern for you. And I urge you to enjoy yourself while you look for it. It's what Sassy Seal would want.
Bender is a versatile, well-designed product that will keep you happy for hours of flexible pleasure. And since it can be used on multiple body parts and it can bend easily, this is a highly recommendable vibrator that will be likely to please most consumers, especially those for whom some of the more typical products haven't worked in the past.
Tracy's Dog Clitoral Licking G Spot Vibrator is a lovely product that fits comfortably and feels like a dream. But when it gets down to the delivery, there are a few issues with its design that can make it less enjoyable for some.
This product is beautiful to look at from its purple hue to its sleek design. It's also a bit whimsical because you can see someone had a bit of fun designing the licker portion. What looks like a small, open mouth seems to grin at you when you open the package! This was one of the most engaging bits of design in the product for me; after all, who doesn't like to giggle a bit during sex?
The G-spot end may seem a bit wide compared to a few other, slimmer toys, but it shouldn't be uncomfortable as long as you use your lube. In my case, I went with a bit of foreplay with a toy I know before moving on to the main event. (Some reviewers online mention only needing a few minutes with this toy, but that wasn't my experience.) All in all, things were comfortable and easy in the beginning.
It's only when you get to the dual stimulation action that the product really shows its shortcomings. The G-spot vibrations are incredibly strong, giving you intense, all-through-your-body pleasure. However, it's hard to enjoy the main point of the product because the G-spot vibrations are so intense and the clitoral licker is so... not. It's difficult enough just to get the licker to sit where it should and stay there. And once you do, it can be almost impossible to feel it when the full vibrations of the G-spot stimulator are rocking through you.
All in all, it's a product that can get you there (especially if you're a bit creative). But it doesn't really deliver what it's promising — dual stimulation — which can feel like a letdown.
This is the type of flower you should ask for or receive when your partner wants to say sorry or just wants to surprise you! It's a flower that'll last you a lifetime and it's a gift that keeps on giving!
Don't be fooled by its size, it packs quite the punch even on its lowest setting, and there are 6 others you can explore (mix of steady and pulsing)! If you're a bit on the sensitive side like me, the 45 minute use span might last an eternity as the intensity drove me crazy in under a minute and I was definitely done in under 5. ;P
Its inconspicuous design allows you to leave it out in the open for easy access, or carry it around without issue. Simply tell people it's a rose shaped speaker or whatever you can imagine!
This is a really fun toy! It is very quiet but powerful. The design is wacky looking but it works really well. The curve of the toy has it hit the g spot perfectly, and the toy can be used well hands free or with thrusting which is a bonus. Because of its shape, it does take a few minutes to get used to a different thrusting motion, but it is well worth it. While both motors are strong, the vaginal vibrator is more rumbly, which works quite well to help differentiate the sensations when both vibrators are on at the same time. Plus, rumbly vibrations are generally more pleasurable anyways!
The vibrations are so good that it is difficult to hold on long enough "build up" to orgasm. Because of this, this toy may not be for those who like less stimulating or intense vibrators. For those who don’t mind an intense ride, this toy is perfect!
In terms of cons, the toy lasts on the lower end of what is advertised at around 60 minutes with both motors running. At least once I could have sworn that it lasted closer to 45 minutes, so bear that in mind.
The Womanizer Duo 2 impresses with its dual stimulation capabilities, allowing independent control of both the G-spot and clitoral air pulse functions. With multiple intensity options and innovative features like the afterglow function and smart silence, it delivers a versatile, powerful, and discreet experience. Its waterproof design and eco-friendly packaging add to the overall appeal.
Taking a Dip with Dame's Dip 2.0 proves to be an enjoyable experience. While it is shaped perfectly to be a G-spot vibrator, it can be used for all sorts of clitoral fun. It has a mild to strong intensity with five settings you can go through to lower or increase intensity to your liking. It's a magnificent upgrade from the original dip, putting the old magnetic charger to bed and adding more squish to the toy.
This toy is great for those looking for triple stimulation. If you want powerful orgasms in a cute form, then this toy is for you. This toy is easy to put in action and it gets you going right away. I love this adorable toy and I'm sure you will, too.
If you’re after a toy that ticks all the boxes, the Lovense Nora Dual Vibrator is it. First off, let’s talk about how it feels—silky smooth, body-safe silicone on the arms that glides like a dream, and a glossy plastic handle that’s easy to grip and fully water-resistant for fuss-free cleaning. The design is classic dual stimulation but with some seriously innovative upgrades that set it apart. Nora is powered by two independent motors: one in the 4.7-inch insertable, curved shaft for precise G-spot stimulation and another in the clitoral arm, which vibrates and moves simultaneously or separately depending on your preference. The G-spot shaft doesn’t just vibrate—it rotates, mimicking a “come-hither” motion for extra-targeted pleasure. Meanwhile, the clitoral arm is very flexible, so it fits snugly against your body without feeling rigid or uncomfortable. Together, the motors create a wave of sensations that feel intensely satisfying in the best way.
Control is completely in your hands—or your partner’s. The Lovense app lets you customize vibration patterns, adjust intensity, and even sync it to your favorite playlist (yes, it vibes to the beat!). You can also save your favorite patterns for quick access later. And for an interactive twist, it’s sound-activated, responding to noises around you like moaning, which adds a whole new layer of fun. Got a partner across the world? No problem—the long-distance control feature works seamlessly in real-time for shared pleasure. On the practical side, it’s USB rechargeable and gives you over 4 hours of playtime on a full charge. It has no visible buttons on the main body (except an optional directional control for the shaft), it’s sleek, modern, and app-only for effortless play. While it’s a bit of a splurge, the Nora’s versatility, premium build, and cutting-edge features make it worth every penny.
Motorbunny Playmate had me soooo excited to start playing games more often again, I mean, who doesn't want to add a little more spice to game night outside of the usual strip Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, or Super Smash Bros?!
Unfortunately, I'm so sad to say that I'm actually disappointed in it. It's not as reactive as I thought it would be when relaying the controller rumbles created by in-game actions. I was most definitely looking forward to the haptic feature, not even thinking about or caring that there was going to be a Wii-remote style tilt feature at all. Funny enough, I felt the same disappointment I got when I realized I don't have to actually exercise to play the Wii at all, I can just continue sitting on my ass and just flick my wrist more than usual. Essentially I feel this should have been advertised as a sensual step counter instead of a sensual haptics device which is utterly heartbreaking.
I don't know if it would be possible to make a 3 way switch for this device but it would be awesome to have one. One setting for pure tilt play, one for pure haptics and one that would allow it to act like it does now with the mix of tilt and haptics. To have a more pure response to in-game haptics could make twitch streams, long distance relationships or just general play more intimate and fun as the other players would actually have to work hard to cause reactions. Right now there are some haptics but honestly the most toy reaction is coming from the tilt of whoever is holding the device itself or the controller it's plugged into which doesn't make it interactive play with anyone more than a few feet from the toy...
Don't get me wrong, it still gets the job done quite well, but I really really really reeeeeeaaally wanted the spontaneity of actual game play, not me making sure I tilt my controller the right way to get myself off while playing in a room on my own. Again I can just flick my wrist I don't actually have to do the jumping jack... ><'