Svakom Beatrice: The Most Surprising Toy Ever

I wish I could recommend these. They’re so cute, the texture is unique and stimulating, and the diamond on the tail is sexy. However, they’re definitely not a beginner butt plug, and as someone who’s familiar with anal toys, I wouldn’t choose these. The main issue is that the stem of the plug isn't tapered and is very small. Designers do this to ensure a snug fit for the plug. Given that there are three size options included in this kit, I don’t think a snug fit is a problem at all, which makes this design choice feel careless more than anything. No tapering on the stem means they glide in smoothly since the head is your typical shape, but they stretch you suddenly on the way out because the area resting in your entrance is considerably smaller than the end of the plug. So, if you’re just starting out with anal play, these will probably be an uncomfortable way to start. If they were silicone, they’d have a little more give and be gentler on the body. Metal is a hard medium to begin with and requires some time and practice to get used to. If you’re really comfortable with anal play and have used similar plugs, these might be great for you - ignore my issues with the stem design. My worry would be that a beginner would tear or get turned off from backdoor play entirely by them. Overall, I don't recommend these, but you know your body better than anyone.

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The Satisfyser Pro 2 is nearly the perfect toy. Its suctioning vibrations range from very gentle to bedshakingly powerful. Every other toy manufacturer should take notes on the layout of the Satisfyser button. One button for on/off, another with an up and down arrow to move freely between intensities. There’s no cycling between weird patterns or having to reach full power just to cycle back down to a lower intensity. It has genuinely always baffled me that toy designers can’t figure this one out, but finally, Satisfyser has. Personally, I’m not a fan of vibration patterns unless they’re really show-stopping. Satsfyser has one vibration mode utilizing air pulsing pressure waves with 11 intensity options. The only note I have is the shape. The head of the vibrator pokes out too far from the handle. It isn’t too bothersome while lying on your back. But to avoid being too annoyed when flipped over, I recommend positioning a pillow under your lower stomach to elevate your hips and get them higher than the vibrator. Otherwise, the toy will be rough on your wrists and hips.

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The ISEXSE Powder Puff Clitoral Vibrator is the best bullet vibrator I’ve ever used. It isn’t exactly a bullet; it’s more egg-shaped and has a different texture, but the compact size makes it an excellent replacement for a bullet. There’s one button on the bottom of the toy that turns it on and switches between vibrating modes. On the other end is about half an inch of soft, plush silicone with nothing hard underneath. The silicone pad (for lack of a better word) has a little give to it and fits the shape of wherever you’re trying to stimulate better than more rigid vibrators. I honestly didn’t know this was what I was looking for in a small vibrator. The power behind this toy is wild, but it doesn’t rattle your hand. The silicone pad at the end somehow conducts the vibrations just perfectly, and the giggle of the silicone adds to the fun. The only downside is the quality doesn’t feel very high. It’s a great-looking toy, but judging by the sometimes non-responsive button and a slight squeaking noise, I don’t see this toy lasting much longer than a year. In spite of all this, the Powder Puff Vibratory completely blew my expectations out of the water.

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