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Kim Kardashian Is The Ultimate Love Doll

RalphGreco

Mar 11, 2025

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A large Kim K. blow-up doll on a Skims platform.
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A Giant Kim K.

Advertisement? Poor taste sign of the times? The ultimate sex doll? Another indication of how commercialized Times Square has become? What should we make of the 60-foot Kim Kardashian float currently taking up space in New York City’s iconic Times Square?

This advertisement for K.K.’s SKIMS Swim line has Kim herself declaring "OMG... I cannot believe there is a 60-foot float of me in SKIMS Swim in the middle of Times Square,"…although, surely, she knew the balloon of her torso wearing a bikini was being erected. The installation/ad was exec produced by Merry Wonderer’s Amy Kule. Kule is no stranger to oversized balloon displays having spent two decades leading the production of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, as well as many other NYC extravaganzas.

Bigger Than an Average Sex Doll

The giant balloon has been rendered into the likeness of Kardashian lying horizontally on a high platform wearing a replica of the tiny blue bikini she wore in a recent SKIMS photo shoot (SKIMS is Kim Kardashian’s ‘shapewear’ clothing line). And as we already saw Kim ‘break the net’ way back when showing off her famous ass in Paper Magazine, one need wonder how many New Yorkers will take a moment to at least snap a picture of her big balloon? In an age of ‘since we can, we should,’ and given her sky high profile, pretty much anything a Kim Kardashian attempts will make news. And really who can damn anybody enjoying Kim’s torso balloon? But we doindeed all know plenty of folks who cuddle up to (or to do more) a torso mold or full love doll. Or have a fetish for balloons, as our friendly neighborhood looners do. What Kim K. is doing is just living the bigger-than life life she has been living now for countless years with an actual display of its bigness wrought bigger than life. 

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