CalExotics French Kiss Review: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? ♪

NotSoInnocent

Mar 30, 2025

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Overall Rating
4.45/5
Product Design
4.4/5
Ease of use
5/5
4.6/5
Sensory Quality
3.8/5
Ease of Cleaning
  • Price
    2.3/5
  • Noise
    3.8/5
  • Duration of use
    50 minutes
  • Charging time
    60 minutes
Keyword
My verdict
This lip-locking sensual sucker is the best kisser in town! To semi quote Diageo from Silicon Valley... "This toy fuuucks!" *mind blown emoji lol* CalExotics French Kiss is hands down my favorite CalExotics toy thus far! My favorite part of the CalExotics' Jack Rabbit was the ticklishly tantalizing ears, and that's now been combined with the sucking sensation I've "come" to enjoy from toys like the Satisfyer Mission Control and Romp Lipstick... Merci for the toy I never knew I was missing out on lol. This beautiful toy has the poise of the INYA Rose but is bit better in several ways. It has 12 totally fuckable functions, two interchangeable heads, a travel lock setting, a memory chip and can be submersed in water... Can you say... "Ooo la la!" xD
Pros
No actual IPX rating provided, but claims to be submersible! Wash it and yourself worry free!
12 magically mind blowing sensations and memory retention!? Putting men to shame a bit here lol XD
Wanna mix things up?! Well you can with 2 interchangeable heads! Easy to change & easy to "get off"!
Cons
Use time is shorter than charge time. 40 mins on high, 50 mins on low, and 60 mins on charge.
Claims to have travel lock but no instructions for enabling.
No carrying pouch included with the item. Keeps the item clean, hidden, and is easier to travel with
A bit obnoxious sounding just out right, especially the sucker, much quieter when in use.
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Experience

Normally not into super wet kisses.. but god damn! I'll deal with these sloppy soaking wet kisses any time...

The French Kiss is definitely my favorite CalExotics toy thus far as it's just thoroughly enjoyable overall. The only confusing thing about it is that it claims to have a travel lock feature but there's no instruction on how to enable it. I feel they are considering the fact that the power button needs held to turn the device on rather than just quickly pressing it is the travel lock, but I'm not sure. I will say that that's still a feature I was already happy about since it means I can't accidently bump the thing to turn it on or off while in use or in general. The "worst" thing about this toy is how loud it is if you just hold it in your hand, especially with the sucker head on... For such a small device it sounds so obnoxiously aggressive, but then when it's in use is way quieter lol.

Not only was/is this toy fun to use on its own, but at one point I got so intensely aroused that I surprisingly grabbed the Utimi Lavender to use with it as a penetrative toy for an awesome toe curling experience! Setting 3 is quite intense... I find I'm super squirmy and unable to keep it in place as much as I really want to in the moment. Settings 1 and 2 are where it's at when it comes to riding out the fun.

The heads are super easy to swap and super easy to clean, more so than the INYA Rose with all its little crevices and nooks. I even enjoyed some of the pattern settings despite being more inclined to use a consistent vibration setting.

Its currently on the charger waiting to be used again when I finish typing this review up, unless it finishes first. ;P

Packaging

The package for the CalExotics French Kiss is a beautiful two toned gradient design that's kind of warm and inviting.

The front is a clear plastic window showcasing the product itself against an artistic style background, found on the cover is the company name, the product name, an appropriate lipstick stain, and few tidbits of information. The back depicts a picture of the product with 6 bits of information shared in a diagram fashion, 7 more handy bullets of information off to the side, and 4 boxes features 4 different languages and bits of info. One side of the box is beautifully blank, while the other has a bio of the company and a picture of the founder.

The company was considerate enough to wrap the product in a plain white bag when shipping it so you can feel safe initially opening your package among prying eyes.

Love the font and playfulness of the phrase "You've never been kissed like this." written above the product picture on the back. Playful marketing is highly enjoyable!

Much like the packaging of the CalExotics Bullet, I find this style to also be on the second/third tier of starting to own my sexual nature publicly. In fact, though the product itself is more sexual looking in nature than the Bullet, I find the packaging itself to be more aesthetically pleasing.

What's in the Box?!

Inside the package: The product itself, the 2nd head attachment, a charger, a quick instruction guide and a larger instruction manual.

Once again CalExotics keeps its contents as simple as its packaging, but I'm still highly disappointed in the lack of a carrying pouch for the product. I will say I'm thankful they include a charger for the products that need it despite not caring to consider including batteries for others lol.

French Kiss vs Rose vs Mission Control

Material - Tie?

  1. CalExotics French Kiss - Premium Silicone
  2. INYA Rose - Soft Silicone
  3. Satisfyer Mission Control - Body Friendly Silicone

Waterproof Settings - Satisfyer Mission Control wins for being officially rated

  1. CalExotics French Kiss - No official rating listed but can be used under water!
  2. INYA Rose - No official rating listed, claims it's water resistant on one side of the box and splash resistant on another.
  3. Satisfyer Mission Control - IPX7

Run Time - Satisfyer Mission Control wins

  1. CalExotics French Kiss - 40 minutes on high and 50 minutes on low
  2. INYA Rose - 45 minutes
  3. Satisfyer Mission Control - 60 minutes

Charging Time - CalExotics French Kiss wins

  1. CalExotics French Kiss - 60 minutes
  2. INYA Rose - 90 minutes
  3. Satisfyer Mission Control - 120 minutes

Size - Tie for me, all small enough to travel ease with or hide easily

  1. CalExotics French Kiss - Palm Sized
  2. INYA Rose - Smidge bigger than the French Kiss
  3. Satisfyer Mission Control - Taller than both but as wide as the Rose

Vibration Settings - CalExotics French Kiss wins - changeable heads are more satisfying

  1. CalExotics French Kiss - 12 settings, 2 heads - Sucking and Tickling
  2. INYA Rose - 7 settings, quite intense to start - Just a sucker
  3. Satisfyer Mission Control - 11 air pulses and 12 vibration settings

Ease of Use Regarding Vibration Settings - Satisfyer Mission Control wins

  1. CalExotics French Kiss - 1 button operation. Hold to activate and quickly press to cycle through settings.
  2. INYA Rose - 1 button operation. Hold to activate and quickly press to cycle through settings.
  3. Satisfyer Mission Control - 3 button operation. Hold the middle to activate the suction feature and quickly press to cycle through the settings, it will cap out at the top but the lower button will cycle back down. Hold the top button to activate the vibration feature and quickly press to continuously cycle through the settings.

Ease of Use General Sense - Each has something that makes it awesome

  1. CalExotics French Kiss - Ergonomically friendly, easy to operate, has memory retention incase it's accidently turned off, heads are easy to change and easy to clean, and is an excellent clitoral tickler/sucker
  2. INYA Rose - Ergonomically friendly, easy to operate, intense sucking settings, and hard to clean due to petal sections
  3. Satisfyer Mission Control - A smidge cumbersome due to playful design, easy to operate the multiple settings, not penetration friendly, decent clitoral vibrator, and great sucker

Overall winner by Personal Preference: Right now I really like the ticklish head of the French Kiss, but as far as suction feature goes, it's a tie between Mission Control and French Kiss.

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I'm genuinely amazed I'm here! Though I can come off very flirty and sometimes talk a big game, when it comes to certain sexual aspects I am actually quite shy, slightly uncomfortable, lacking in confidence and can sometimes be downright prudish lol. My sex life always consisted of my favorite fingers or an actual man. (Shocking I know!) Toys were something I felt would disrupt intimacy or ruin my ability to orgasm without one. Let's face it, a man can't vibrate like a motor can or always keep up with the Energizer Bunny lol. It was actually a recent relationship with vastly different libidos that resulted in the strangest gift of my 1st ever toy: an egg w/ an app and settings created by other users. At first it felt like cheating... Over time, it became a boost to my independence/self-confidence and I realized I needed to learn to love myself in new ways. This is a definitely surprising step in my journey of self exploration, but one that I hope can oddly help others in theirs too!

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