DYSO ClimaxTouch Review: Time for a Cavity Search! ;P

Dyso’s ClimaxTouch is on point with its name and its features! The pinpoint head is excellent at accurately stimulating any desired point of interest, and even the lowest setting had my body twitching in sync with the device. It’s an excellent starter, finisher, and foreplay teaser regardless of which attachment is on the head.

During play, I found it to be highly erotic to just tease around the lips before switching to the other end for penetrative purposes. The thicker end is an excellent clitoral stimulator, and I love the clit-to-surface ratio. The thickness of the head and the strength of the pulses are very pleasing to the G-Spot as well.

Overall, I found this toy to be more pleasurable than I thought it would be when just looking at it. Of all the Dyso toys I currently have, this one is the best! I would use it, and I like more features of this device than I do of the other two combined.

Dyso’s packaging is a simple and lovely color-matching design with that mix of 80’s and modern Five Below feel. The front of the box has a picture of the device and the two potential heads it can support, the technicolor logo and company name, the desired catchphrase, and three icon bubbles with short feature details.

The back of the box is extremely simple, with two outline drawings of the device itself, features appropriately pointed out, and some legally necessary product labeling. One side of the box shares the company website, while the other shares a short bio with the logo and company name above it.

As this is my favorite type of box, there are two inside panels with information. One panel is a picture of the product and the two attachable heads, along with a few details regarding the speed of each end. The next panel has three rather explicit bubbles showing and explaining how the product can be used for clitoral stimulation, nipple arousal, and penetration.

Once again, I feel like I’m looking at a product that could be from the 80s or pulled off the shelf at a Five Below lol. Something about this device gives off a dental vibe, which lends credence to finding a fancy dental tool in the health section of a Five Below or a futuristic dental tool I’d find in the same Avon catalog I’d find the Aerolure in ><’.

Due to the dental-style esthetic of this device, I feel that of the three Dyso products I currently have, this one would hands down be the one I felt most comfortable walking up to a counter with. Nothing about the outside screams erotic or sensual (unless you read the slogan lol), but I feel this is one that definitely passes as something it’s not quite easily.

Inside the package: The product itself, a charging cable, an instruction manual, a lovely black pouch featuring the company's name and an extra head for the ballpoint end.

I'm delighted that this product came with a pouch, though highly disappointed that the Dysoflex and Aerolure did not.

Dyso's ClimaxTouch has 10 features per end. To activate, press and hold either button for about 1.5 secs and then quickly press the desired button to cycle through the settings.

The pinpoint end of this device makes my entire body tingle with each of the 3 initial intensities and insanely convulse with each patterned beat.

Material - Tie?

1. Dyso ClimaxTouch - FDA Silicone + ABS + UV Oil Finished
2. Utimi Angel - Ultra Soft Medical Grade Silicone + ABS

Waterproof Settings - Utimi Angel Wins!

1. Dyso ClimaxTouch - IPX6 - Powerful water jets. Water sprayed for 3 minutes at 15 psi (100 kPa), with 100 liters per minute.
2. Utimi Angel - IPX7 - Immersion (1 meter or less). Up to 3 ft 3 in (1 meter).

Run Time - Utimi Angel Wins!

1. Dyso ClimaxTouch - Up to 50 mins
2. Utimi Angel - Up to 90 mins

Charging Time and Indicator - Utimi Angel Wins!

1. Dyso ClimaxTouch - 100 min charge time, indicated with 2 blinking lights on the front, charge completed when all lights are solid.
2. Utimi Angel - 60 min charge time, indicated with 1 blinking light on the front, charge completed when light is solid.

Ease of Cleaning - Utimi Angel Wins!

1. Dyso ClimaxTouch - Easy to clean body, easy to lose headpieces
2. Utimi Angel - Easy to clean body

Size/Shape - Dyso ClimaxTouch Wins - Capable of more applications

1. Dyso ClimaxTouch - Long, slender, and dual-ended. One end is for pinpoint accuracy, while the other is about 3 inches wide and can be used for penetrative or external stimulation.
2. Utimi Angel - Resembles a sleek ergonomic computer mouse with an almost teardrop-style shape.

Vibration Settings - Dyso ClimaxTouch Wins!

1. Dyso ClimaxTouch - 10 settings per end, each with its own button. Activated by holding either button for a moment and then quickly pressing the same button to cycle through the features of the desired end.
2. Utimi Angel - 9 frequencies, activated by holding the power button down for a moment, then quickly pressing the button to cycle through.

Penetration Ability - Dyso ClimaxTouch Wins!

1. Dyso ClimaxTouch - Somewhat dual-headed penetration. The pinpoint end is definitely meant more for external stimulation but can be used to circle the labia as a tease, while the thicker end can be used for both penetration and external stimulation.
2. Utimi Angel - Not penetration-friendly, but great for a good grind session.

Ease of Use Regarding Vibration Settings - Tie!

1. Dyso ClimaxTouch - 2-button operation. One button for each head, must be pressed and held for about 1.5 seconds to activate and quickly pressed to cycle through the settings.
2. Utimi Angel - 1-button operation. Must be pressed and held for about 1.5 seconds to activate and quickly pressed to cycle through the settings.

Ease of Use General Sense - Too Close To Call!

1. Dyso ClimaxTouch - Easy to use, multipurpose, easy to hold, variety of settings, charges longer than it can be used.
2. Utimi Angel - Easy to use, single purpose but several areas it can be used to stimulate, easy to hold, a decent number of settings, lasts longer than it needs to be charged.

Overall Winner by Personal Preference - Too close to call for personal preference. Both equally stimulate the clitoral area the same with their thumper feature, but if more variety is desired, then Dyso ClimaxTouch is the way to go!