Satisfyer Mission Control Review: Houston We Have Liftoff!

This is my second clitoral stimulation toy of three, the first being the Romp Lipstick and the third being the INYA Rose. I have to say this one is genuinely an awesome one all around to have and a perfect middle step between the two.

Though the Mission Control has more settings all around, the levels of air pulse vibration act as a bridge between the others. The level 5-6 settings of the Mission Control are on par with the highest setting on the Romp Lipstick; while the 7-8 level settings are on par with the lowest setting of the INYA Rose.

Since this device was the second one I tried, the level 7-11 air pulse settings and the 12 vibration settings opened up a whole new world of experiences for me. All of which took place in the bed, on the couch, and in the shower and definitely had me seeing stars! I'm absolutely delighted that I now have the option for a more experienced shower buddy or a tender shower buddy ;P.

I'm a little embarrassed to admit though, that due to the vibration settings and the shape of the device, I thought this could double as a penetration toy. It was an uncomfortable and very awkward experience, that I shall not be attempting again ><'. Just wanted to throw that out there as a warning to anyone else that may have also thought the same thing lol.

The packaging for this product is beautifully two toned, sturdy, protective, and simple. The product is encased in a cardboard box with a protective tearaway seal, then enveloped in a more thick/sturdy book style cover with a magnetic clasp. Easy to digest product information and ad placements are found throughout the panels, as well as two single line drawings of erotically posed women that act as a simple but clear design that expresses the sensual nature of this product.

Personally and honestly, I was a bit disappointed to open the panels and find nothing thematically related to the product design, such as some fun word play or some stars and a moon. Surprisingly though, the elegance and sensual nature of the packaging actually evoked a new milestone for me to look forward to.

As someone who is still more in the comfort zone of just doing it myself, with someone else, or not at all lol, this is a mind blowing experience. My current version of buying/trying products so far has involved looking for ones that could be mistaken as something else at first glance, like the Romp Lipstick.

This product, both in its packaging and in its function, is a still bit spicy for me to imagine walking up to a checkout counter with. To be able to walk up to a counter with this product would signify, at least to myself, that I finally have some comfort/confidence in my sexuality to potentially own the fact that I am flat out purchasing an erotic item instead of hiding behind one that looks more inconspicuous.

Inside the package: the product itself, a USB charger wrapped in plastic, and a user manual wrapped in plastic.

Though I see it's another aspect of protection, I feel the company could have cut back on the use of plastic wrapping for the guide and USB cable.

The Satisfyer Mission Control has 11 air pulse settings and 12 vibration settings. The air pulse settings will cap out when the highest setting is reached, but has a second button to lower the settings back down at any point without having to turn the device off to reset it. The 12 vibrations button at the top will continuously cycle through with each press of the button rather than capping out and having to turn the device off to reset it.

Compared to the Romp Lipstick and INYA Rose air pulse toys:

Sound Rating: Right in the middle.

1. On its highest setting the Satisfyer Mission Control is quieter than the lowest setting of the INYA Rose, but closely tied with the highest setting on the Romp Lipstick.
2. Its lowest setting is just the tiniest bit louder than the Romp Lipstick's lowest setting.

Air Pulse Rating: Right in the middle.

1. The lowest setting of the Satisfyer Mission Control is a smidge better than the lowest setting of the Romp Lipstick.
2. The mid settings of the Satisfyer Mission Control are juuuust a bit higher than the highest setting of the Romp Lipstick and about on par with the lowest setting of the INYA Rose.
3. The highest setting of the Satisfyer Mission Control falls somewhere in the middle of the second and third setting of the INYA Rose.

Amount of Settings: #1 with 11 air pulses and 12 vibrations

1. #2 The INYA Rose: 7 settings - a mix of steady and pulsing
2. #3 The Romp Lipstick: 7 settings - all steadily increasing vibrations

Water Rating: IPX7

1. The Romp Lipstick: IPX7
2. The INYA Rose: Splash/Water Resistant