UTIMI Dildo Review: Is This Real Life?!

I have to say that Utimi did an excellent job of making an acceptable hyper realistic looking vibrator. The color choice was a panty sliding winner, and the realistic textures brought more passion and feeling to the fantasies that were had during use. Like I said in the verdict, the designers definitely knew a thing or two about color theory when they designed this product and how the color lavender can essentially help sooth and comfort those who see it!

In all honesty I couldn't imagine this product being acceptable in any other color, except maybe skin tones, as I feel it would just be off-putting or extremely strange. For instance, unless you're imagining a fantasy with the Hulk or Shrek, I highly doubt anyone would want to see a hyper realistic dick in any shade of green lol. You can imagine any Smurf dick you want, but I don't think it's going to make a blue dick any better either XD.

Utimi's Heavenly is definitely a misnomer lol, that thing is utterly terrifying and should be named Utimi's Ultimate Horror! The texture on the balls almost looks like the skin of a toy drumstick (the chicken kind) and the rest of it was no better! xD I feel the camera crew that did the video for that one knew that it was a frightening thing to watch in action because they actively chose to use PowerPoint animations instead of actually turning it on lol.

Somehow designing a similar product, making it a shade of purple and taking the balls and suction cup away made it a weirdly super erotic and highly desirable toy for me and I feel that says a lot about the design choices made.... and probably also about how repressed I may be lol.

I decided to test the product with a bit of the initial charge that it came with, after I did a majority of the photo/video shoot... and that was a mistake... Though the thrusting action still seemed quite powerful, the vibrations were quite lacking. After a full and proper charge there was a more enjoyable and intense time in the sack.

I would have LOVED if it had a warming feature.

This toy has to be the epitome of "Never say Never" lol...

1. Not a big fan of thrusters but this has taken the #1 spot in that department
2. Not a plain dildo kind of gal, but this is one toy I could definitely see myself potentially using time to time just on its own, only because it can only get more intense once the button is pressed.
3. Thought I was going to be off put by it when it arrived but it's growing on me to the point that I could see myself cumming back to this toy more than I ever would have initially thought.
4. I actually used it several times while typing this review and not even for review purposes!

**** This section will sound similar to Utimi's Angel and Spring reviews as the packaging is almost completely identical. ****

Utimi's packaging is elegant, simplistic and so inconspicuous!

Dressed all in white, Utimi's packaging is essentially a blank canvas. Unlike the Sping and Angel packaging the only disruptions to the purity is one golden line depicting the face of a woman and 12 silver lines offsetting the pattern. Oddly enough there is no trace of the company's name to be found anywhere on the box. Without a doubt, I feel this box could easily be mistaken for a perfume, jewelry or a high end skin/hair care product box.

I love how elegant the single line drawing is on Utimi's packaging, unlike the semi-erotic single line drawn woman on the Satisfyer Mission Control's package, there is nothing really sexual in nature about Utimi's drawing at all, it's just feminine and simple.

Hands down, I would definitely have no qualms walking up to a counter with this package. Much like Ava and Tracy's Dog, Utimi did an excellent job creating a discrete and simple box.

**** This section will sound very similar to the review for the Utimi Angel as the package contents are almost identical ****

Inside the package: The product itself, a charging cable, and an instruction manual.

I am thoroughly disappointed and deeply saddened that of all the Utimi products I've received thus far, that THIS does NOT have a carrying pouch included. I feel it was just a one in a million chance for it to happen though, as the site says it's supposed to include one. If ever one needed one it would be this because it's most definitely not an inconspicuous item that can just be left about all willy *snicker* nilly!

The Utimi Realistic Thrusting Dildo has 10 vibration settings and 3 thrusting settings each with their own button for activation. To activate either session hold the desired button for a moment and then quickly press to cycle through the settings.

Not that I really need all of that time to get a single session done, it's a bit of a disappointment that it takes 2.5x longer to charge than it does to use.

**** This is going to look exactly the same as the Dyso Aerolure Thrusting Action Section ****

I now strangely own at least 4 items with thrusting action and I have to say that this one takes the cake! So here's my rating and reasoning.

A bit of a background before we begin: The Sonzua G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator was the very first toy that I sort of got on my own. It was the result of a product testing gig I did a year or so ago now and at the time I never thought I'd end up doing that sort of testing again... especially because I was still super in the phase of toys are bad and will ruin actual sex for me... But... Look at me now! ><'

Anyway...

#1: Utimi Lavender: 3 thrusting actions with 10 vibration settings and a hyper realistic look that makes the whole thing tie together in a strangely erotic and super satisfying manner. The thrusting action seems super sturdy, definitely looks more natural than others (thanks hyper realism lol), and is just simple.

#2: The Sonzua G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator: 7 thrusting features, 10 vibration settings, 5 button actions and a heating feature to make it even more pleasurable! The head is a decent shape, the thrusting function seems sturdy and isn't awkward to look at and it's an awesome multi-featured product with the ability to somewhat customize how ecstasy can be achieved. The hyper realism and overall feel of the Lavender is what pushed this into second place, but the overall set of features are still number 1!

#3: The Dyso Aerolure: 10 thrusting actions and 10 licking modes with an app that lets others join the fun. The 10 licking modes are the absolute highlight of this toy, I could honestly care less about the app and I would prefer vibrations over thrusting any day or at least a combo of the two. Now, the thrusting action of this product, though vast in its capabilities is a bit finnickier than the rest as it has a sticking issue now and then. Once it gets going on the desired setting all is right with the world but the first couple seconds and the action of flicking through the settings causes the feature to act up a bit. I've found I only like the thrusting feature in the sense that it adds a bit more dimension to the licking feature, as a penetration one I'm not a big fan.

#4: CalExotics Jack Rabbit: 3 thrusting speeds and 7 rabbit functions. Until the Aerolure came along I thought the rabbit ears were the bees knees lol ><'. The thrusting action of this product seems a bit wonky, somewhat loud and looks rather flimsy despite being "hidden" behind the ribbed look. The best feature of this toy was the rabbit ears, no questions asked.