Creature Cocks: Swamp Monster (I Named Him Greg)

This toy is a fun time! It's a huge dildo that's a worthwhile challenge. The vibration, powered by the app, is a great toy for versatile play.

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The SinSaint Arcane is a truly unique toy that lives up to its “chaotic magic” theme. From its unique texture, featuring spikes, waves, and arches, to its flexible silicone that moves almost of its own accord, it offers a one-of-a-kind experience. The combination of these elements creates a deeply stimulating and immersive journey. Whether you're a seasoned adventurer or new to intense sensations, the Arcane stands out. It pushes the boundaries and provides a thrilling ride, showing that a bit of chaos can be a lot of fun. If you’re looking to dive into a world of unique textures and powerful stimulation, the Arcane is definitely worth a try.

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In conclusion, like the rolling of the tides, the Realsexlife Siren has its highs and lows. Getting started with its rock-solid head definitely requires some patience, but once you're past that, the rest of the ride is surprisingly smooth and comfortable. I appreciated how it molds to my body, hitting all the right spots effortlessly. The vibrations are where this toy truly shines—deep and powerful, they really ramp up the pleasure. On the downside, the suction cup didn’t hold up well once the vibrations kicked in, which was disappointing. However, it is harness-compatible. Still, if you can look past its faults, the Siren offers a stimulating experience with its mix of textures and strong vibrations, making it worth considering for your pleasure arsenal.

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The initial thought of a hyper realistic looking vibrator was somewhat chilling and kind of off putting. Looking at a product like Utimi's Heavenly had me absolutely terrified to the point that it ended up becoming laughable lol. I feel even Utimi knows it's a scary thing because they chose not to show the real vibrations in their video for it but rather some Microsoft PowerPoint style animations. ><' That being said, Utimit's Lavender is surprisingly far more acceptable to me than I could have ever imagined. Please do me a favor and go check out the site's video for this product as I don't know why but the music choice and everything about it had me rolling while I was trying to find a few more details to put in this review, it's beautiful lol. Well done to that editing team lol. In all seriousness though, I oddly found that the realism of this product satiated a weird fantasy craving that I didn't know was buried in the back of my mind. Utimi's designers must know a thing or two about color theory and how Lavender affects feelings and responses, as it definitely made this product 1000000% more acceptable than the genuine hyper realistic colors and textures of their Heavenly product. Of all the thrusting devices I currently own, I believe that this one is the best and on full charge the vibration settings are quite lovely. I would recommend this as a good first time dildo for someone that's wants a bit of help in the self sparked fantasy department or just enjoys an actual dick now and then.

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Tawney finds the Calexotics rechargeable rumbling and thrusting silicone dildo fun, affordable, and well-suited for those looking to explore thrusting toys. While she appreciates its soft silicone material, realistic design, and waterproof feature, she wishes the vibration and thrusting functions could be controlled separately. Overall, it’s great for hands-free and harness use, making it ideal for vaginal penetration but less powerful for anal use.

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The Takoyaki Tentacle from EroGeisha is a unique and intriguing toy, but it’s not for the faint of heart. The design, with its twisting tentacle and pronounced suckers, offers a sensation that's both fascinating and intense. The firmness of the silicone means you’ll feel every detail as it moves, which can be either a pro or a con depending on your preferences and preparation. When used with plenty of lube and a good warm-up, the Takoyaki Tentacle delivers a truly memorable experience, combining realistic textures with a twisting motion that’s unlike anything else I’ve tried. ​For those who are looking for something that delivers a mix of fantasy and realism, this toy could be a great addition to your collection. If EroGeisha ever decides to release a version with a softer silicone, I think it could make this already interesting toy even more enjoyable, particularly for those of us who prefer a bit more give in our playthings. Overall, the Takoyaki Tentacle offers a unique, if intense, experience that stands out for its design and texture, but it requires careful handling to get the most out of it. That all being said the EroGeisha’s Takoyaki - Tentacle scored 22/30 giving it a rating of 3.5/5, and I would recommend it for those seeking a very unique experience.

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DOC JOHNSON is living up to its name. This real-feel dildo is a favorite in the secret drawer for both self and my partner play, with Vac- U- Lock compatible options included. Molded from a real penis, the soft and squishy ULTRASKYN texture gives the best impressions of a real meaty friend without the extra hassle of one. It does come in three different colors and is made from elastomer. I decided to go with the 8-inch option and found my body to adjust to the girth and size of it naturally. There's no odd stiff parts or hard ridges to stop a smooth insertion. The tip/head is VERY realistic, soft, and the balls and veins add to that sensory factor when using it. It's THICK and will make you feel "full" quickly in any hole you decide to use it in. I do suggest using dildo-safe or natural lube since you could get friction burns, but overall I enjoy it long time use. (40mins+) I personally can be pretty slick and use self lube, but after a few orgasms I'm glad this product oils up nice without any build-up. It's a nice insertion to use while also using any clit simulation toys. If you like, flipping it will make the ball section rub on the area as well. It is a tad on the heavier side, it does have some weight on it. I found using my Vac-U-Lock suction on anything other than the ground difficult, yet it still is a nice solo ride when you get the hang of it. I doubt I could use it on a vertical wall like surface unless you have a stronger suction. Placing the plug inside the hole underneath the balls takes some effort since it's a tight squeeze. You can also use this with a strap, although the O-rings and balls combo could make you sore on either end after a night of fun. Overall, I will be buying and exploring more of Doc Johnson products (especially the cocks) in the future!

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Ahoy me hearties! If you’re buying an insertable toy for pegging, you be wantin’ a curve. It’s that curvature that enables it to get in, and up, and hit the prostate—like a curled-up finger. While other toys might have a little nobbley bit or you’ll need to reposition yourself for the best experience, the Captain’s Hook from Hankey’s Toys is an almost comically curved dildo that’s absolutely perfect for missionary styles of pegging positions. And it’s not just great for the p-spot; if you like big toys for g-spot stimulation then this should work wonders too. But for now, raise your Jolly Roger, shiver yer timbers, and avast ye: the Captain’s Hook!

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