DYSO Aerolure Review: Lick It... Lick It Real Good!

Dyso’s Aerolure is an interesting and unexpectedly alluring product. The unique shape and style of the device made me wonder if it was honestly going to be enjoyable at all. For the most part, I was right in my assumption that it was going to be a bit of a dud.

First of all, I was disappointed by the thrusting action—one, because it’s not really my cup of tea in the first place, and two, because it comes off as a bit finnicky. While testing and attempting to take videos for this review, I noticed that on more than one occasion, it had issues with sticking and stuttering while changing the settings. The first few moments of the selected pattern were often inconsistent, though once it ran for a while, it seemed to function fine.

That being said, the sensation wasn’t particularly enjoyable when used internally. If I were to use a device purely as a dildo, I’d prefer a different style altogether. The only saving grace of this feature was that it added more spice to the clitoral stimulator.

Another major disappointment was the absence of a simple vibration setting. I feel like it would have complemented the thrusting action and made the experience much more enjoyable. A standalone vibration mode would have also given the dildo end another purpose beyond just being a handle while my clit got all the fun.

As for the app, I was highly disinterested in it. Setting it up required too much effort, and the interface was mildly confusing. Half of the features didn’t appeal to me at all (Dick and Butthole Training?!), some sections were permanently in Chinese, and I had zero interest in connecting with strangers through a chatroom in my sex toy app.

At this stage in my life, I prefer intimate solo experiences, getting to know myself better before allowing someone else to dictate my likes and dislikes. So the app, for me, was entirely unnecessary.

Hands down, though, the Aerolure has the BEST clitoral stimulator in my collection. For a brief moment, I thought nothing could beat the rabbit ears on the CalExotics Jack Rabbit, but once I tried this, there was no competition.

The thickness, rotation, and patterns all worked together flawlessly. My toes curled, my lip hurt, my eyes rolled back, and for a second, I thought my body might develop an instant six-pack from the sheer intensity. It was the fastest orgasm I’ve ever had—utterly shocking and completely satisfying.

I would reach for this toy again and again just for that feature alone.

Dyso's packaging is consistently simple but the packaging for this particular product seems out of place compared to the Dysoflex and ClimaxTouch.

The front of the package is plastic cover poorly tucked into the carboard packaging and only "held in place" by one sticker on the bottom of the cover and the thick lipped edge of the box.

Inside of the plastic cover is a flimsy cardboard cutout with the technicolor logo and company name, the product name, the desired catchphrase, 3 icons and quick feature details and an age suggestion.

The back of the box features the logo, company name, a table of product specs, some cleaning and storage information, a few cautionary bullets, and a picture of the product next to a phone with an app on it.

One side is reserved for the usual product necessities (barcode and symbols), while the other has a quick paragraph of the company's ideals with the logo and company name above it.

Dyso really likes the borderline 80's and current Five Below mix. The black background with pastel pink text, polka dots and ribbon wrapping around the box mixed with that plastic front cover showcasing a pastel purple toy makes me feel like I'm about to buy an Avon lady's best hair product today ><'.

Though this device is more sensual in nature than the Dysoflex, I find I'm in the same predicament that I might actually be comfortable walking up to the counter with it because it gives me the vibe that I'm buying some antique boutique item or some crazy new Bluetooth gadget that I can't wait to scare my cat with lol.

Inside the package: The product itself, a charging cable and an instruction manual.Disappointed that there's not carrying pouch like other products usually have.

Dyso's Aerolure boasts 10 thrusting actions and 10 tongue licking modes. To activate press and hold the flower shaped button for 3-4 seconds until the LED begins blinking.

Once activated quickly press the top button to cycle through the thrusting actions and press the flower button to cycle through the tongue licking actions.

For more variety in settings and for more sharing potential, the device comes with a Bluetooth feature and a Holy Hot app that allows the user, their partner or whoever they choose to have an endless amount of fun!

I’d just like to say that I’m annoyed with the fact that Dyso uses so many different apps for their toys instead of one. I feel like I’m going to need a burner phone just for adult toy apps at this point.

Dyso’s app HolyHot is much more complex than the Cupido app used for the Dysoflex. I went through the steps and checked out the whole app, and at this point in time, I might just stick to using the toy on its own. The only potentially enticing thing about the app to me at this point is picking one of the patterns made by someone else to see if it’s any more fun than the default settings.

To Start:

1.Simply take a picture of the QR code in the manual and download the HolyHot App.

2.Open the app and create an account.

Making an account involves:

1. Providing an email
2. Selecting a password and entering it twice
3. Verifying the provided email
4. Providing the following info:
5. Profile Picture
6. Nickname
7. Gender
8. Assigned Sex
9. Something I don’t understand
10. Height

Once your soul is signed away to the app, you can turn your device on and allow it to connect.

There are four main pages:

1. Play

1. An endless selection of patterns made by other users that you can choose from.
2. Top: A ranking page for favorites and endurance.
3. AI Video: Has an option to select a video and have it automatically sync vibrations, or choose manual mode and select from six different settings to play along with the video.
4. TR (Training) Page: Upon entering this page, a “Benefits of HolyHot Anus Exercise” section pops up with:
5. Six friendly and informative bubbles on the first page
6. An instruction set on the second page
7. The third and fourth pages are a repeat of the first two, but for “Penis Training”
8. Entertainment: Is in Chinese.

There is a heart monitor-looking icon at the bottom of this page labeled “Play By Yourself” or “Hyperlinks”.

Play By Yourself: Takes you to a page with five mode buttons and a Classic Mode that opens nine additional buttons. These allow you to cycle through the generic toy settings without pressing the physical buttons on the toy.

Hyperlinks: Allows you to invite friends from different social media apps.

2. Finding

1. Finding: Seems to be a page full of active users you can scroll through and select to connect with.
2. Square: Share videos or pictures and receive comments.

3. Message

1. Message: Interaction, System Notices, and Visitors.
2. Contacts: Friends, Following, and Fans.

4. Mine

1. Your profile pic, nickname, age, and height.
2. Hearts, Waves, Fans, Following, Say Hi counts.
3. Grades.
4. Account Settings.
5. App Share.
6. Favorite Wave.
7. Contract.

This is going to look exactly the same as the Dyso Aerolure Thrusting Action Section

I now strangely own at least 4 items with thrusting action, and I have to say that this one takes the cake! So here’s my rating and reasoning.

A bit of a background before we begin: The Sonzua G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator was the very first toy that I sort of got on my own. It was the result of a product testing gig I did a year or so ago, and at the time, I never thought I’d end up doing that sort of testing again… especially because I was still super in the phase of toys are bad and will ruin actual sex for me…

But… Look at me now! ><’

Anyway…

1: Utimi Lavender

Features: 3 thrusting actions with 10 vibration settings and a hyper-realistic look that makes the whole thing tie together in a strangely erotic and super satisfying manner.

The thrusting action seems super sturdy, definitely looks more natural than others (thanks, hyper realism lol), and is just simple.

2: The Sonzua G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator

Features: 7 thrusting features, 10 vibration settings, 5 button actions, and a heating feature to make it even more pleasurable!

The head is a decent shape, the thrusting function seems sturdy and isn’t awkward to look at, and it’s an awesome multi-featured product with the ability to somewhat customize how ecstasy can be achieved.

The hyper realism and overall feel of the Lavender is what pushed this into second place, but the overall set of features are still number 1!

3: The Dyso Aerolure

Features: 10 thrusting actions and 10 licking modes with an app that lets others join the fun.

The 10 licking modes are the absolute highlight of this toy. I could honestly care less about the app, and I would prefer vibrations over thrusting any day—or at least a combo of the two.

Now, the thrusting action of this product, though vast in its capabilities, is a bit finnickier than the rest as it has a sticking issue now and then. Once it gets going on the desired setting, all is right with the world, but the first couple of seconds and the action of flicking through the settings causes the feature to act up a bit.

I’ve found I only like the thrusting feature in the sense that it adds a bit more dimension to the licking feature. As a penetration one, I’m not a big fan.

4: CalExotics Jack Rabbit

Features: 3 thrusting speeds and 7 rabbit functions.

Until the Aerolure came along, I thought the rabbit ears were the bees knees lol ><’.

The thrusting action of this product seems a bit wonky, somewhat loud, and looks rather flimsy despite being “hidden” behind the ribbed look.

The best feature of this toy was the rabbit ears, no questions asked.