The Swan Sceptre Left Me Speechless

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Feb 28, 2025

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Overall Rating

4.72/5

Product Design

3.9/5

Ease of use

5/5

Sensory Quality

5/5

Ease of Cleaning

Price
0.3/5
Noise
2.1/5
Duration of use
210 minutes
Charging time
120 minutes

Keyword

Vibrators Automatic Wands Sceptre Swan

My verdict

The Swan Sceptre feels royal. It’s massive—the head is the size of my palm. And the vibrations are out of this world. They call their most intense setting “Earthquake Mode,” you could definitely measure it on the Richter Scale. Most toys that offer dual stimulation, clitoral and penetration, lack in at least one department. But not the Sceptre. The insertable length is actually long enough to insert. I am so happy with this wand. As with all near perfect toys, there are downsides. The insertable end doesn’t vibrate, it seems like a missed opportunity to me. And the buttons are horribly laid out. I’ve checked the website and user manual to confirm, but the top button has a “power” symbol on it, though it controls the speed. The bottom button button is the on/off switch and doesn’t affect speed at all. It’s just odd and it feels like the construction might have been off. Also, the lowest vibration setting is still quite intense—that’s not a complaint, just a warning to some users.

Pros: Flexible head coated in smooth silicone for ideal pressure; Intense vibrations; Easy to change intensity; Short charging time with a long battery life

Cons: It might be too big; Insertable end does not vibrate

Design

The Swan Sceptre feels good to hold. The handle has a comfortable curve, accommodating your hand. The large head fits easily in your palm when using the penetrative side. Smooth, body safe silicone coats the product and feels nice on your skin. Designed with pleasure in mind, every part of the toy is thought out and maximized—physically and conceptually. The virtually seamless toy is elegant, simple, and incredibly powerful. The Sceptre is 9.2” tall, with an insertable length of 4.5” and a width of 1.25”, and the head is 2.4” wide.

Experience

As soon as I turned it on, I was shocked. Saying this toy packs a punch is an understatement. Its lowest setting is strong. I really enjoy intense, consuming vibrations and loved this quality of the Sceptre. I found myself spending most of the time in the mid-range of intensity, moving up and down for variation. The flexible neck and large head let you cover a lot of area at once while staying targeted. Thank goodness the handle was designed to be held comfortably, because once I found the right spot, I didn’t want to stop. “Earthquake Mode” felt like I was going to vibrate off the bed. I felt like this toy deserved a warning label, “CAUTION: INTENSE PLEASURE WILL ROCK YOUR EXISTENCE.” Needless to say, I really enjoyed the Swan Sceptre. I tried the penetrative side but wasn’t impressed. What’s nice is that you can insert it 4.5”, but it doesn’t vibrate, and you have to choose between clitoral stimulation and insertion, so I stuck with the vibrating head.

Quality

The Swan Sceptre is made from high quality materials. It feels durable, reliable, and luxurious. My only qualm is the issue with the buttons. It leaves me wondering if my toy was a factor defect or if there was a miscommunication with the design. Either way, the buttons are improperly labeled on the toy. They’re confusing and make me question the overall quality of the toy.

Performance

Zero complaints about the Swan Sceptre’s performance. I think it would be too intense for some users, given that the lowest setting is already quite high.

Packaging

Beautiful, modern packaging with interesting drawings on the front adorning a photo of the toy. The Sceptre comes with a charger, user manual, and storage bag.

Materials and care

A single, seamless piece of high-quality, body safe silicone coats the Swan Sceptre, making it waterproof and simple to clean. Warm water and antibacterial soap or toy cleaner will do the job. If using lubricant to insert the toy, stick to water-based lube to avoid damaging the silicone.

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xsinnisterx
Mar 13, 2025
I love that you can insert as well as have the wand play. Nice!

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