PDX Fuck Flask - A truly discreet stroker with some unfortunate downfalls
FiendFyre
Mar 07, 2025
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- Price3.5/5
- Noise3.5/5
- Duration of use30 minutes
- Charging time0 minutes
- Pros
- Realistic water bottle design
- Easy to conceal or travel with
- Cons
- TPE is too firm
- Sleeve is a little too tight
- Minimal texture
I was pleasantly surprised upon opening the box to find that the whole stroker actually does look exactly like a water bottle. The spout even flips open, adding to the illusion. The casing is made of grey plastic, with an unfortunately cheap looking silver painted ring just below the screw on black plastic lid where the spout resides. There is also a ring just like many actual water bottles that you can use to keep a solid grip while using the stroker.
The bottom has a cap that unscrews easily and this is actually the top of the sleeve. The seam is a little obvious which distracts from the illusion a little bit, but it's not a huge issue. The sleeve itself has a pleasantly realistic vagina design with colored labia and slightly textured tan skin, which might be my favorite part.
The whole design is actually discreet enough that while closed up you could easily have it in plain sight and nobody would be the wiser. I could imagine this being a great option for someone that travels a lot or lives with parents or roommates who you need to hide this kind of thing from.
Unfortunately I wasn't a huge fan once I actually starting using the stroker. The TPE material that the sleeve is made up of is just very firm and paired with the rigid plastic it's a little bit too tight also. If you really like a tight sleeve this could be a good option, but because I'm a little bit on the girthier side it made for an unpleasant experience. You will definitely need a lot of lube because of the material, which isn't inherently bad, but something to be aware of.
The realistic vagina design is quite nice and adds to the experience, and that was a slight saving grace in my opinion. The spout to the water bottle top also controls suction, and the more you extend it the more suction is reduced.
The TPE material used is a little bit denser than competitors also, which makes it heavier than similarly sized strokers. This means you get tired more quickly, and as it has a wide diameter, it can be hard to hold for a long time. The plastic casing is slightly textured which helps with grip, and they added a ring at the top by the spout which adds another option to hold from. I did find that the angle of force this introduces is a little less ideal.
In terms of the texture, I was also underwhelmed, likely again due to the firm TPE. Unlike other strokers made with softer materials, the firmer nubs inside don't move as much and because it's so tight you just can't feel much beyond the fact that something is pressed against your penis. There are a few different chambers with a tighter ring section between them, and some people might like the variety. Personally I couldn't notice a huge difference between the chambers.
Overall, I can't say this was my favorite stroker, and unless you really need a discreet option I think are better choices with far more stimulation.
The packaging was pretty straightforward, but far from discreet, which kind of defeats the purpose of the actual stroker design. It's a rectangular cardboard box with quite a bit of embellishment on the outside (pictured above). Inside the stroker was held in place with two cardboard cutouts and it included a hustler branded sample lube packet and interestingly a rock candy packet meant for blowjobs.
While this material is technically TPE like any other stroker, it's very clear that there are range of quality levels when comparing to options from other companies like Fleshlight or Doc Johnson. As mentioned above, it's very firm which makes for an underwhelming experience. Fortunately, that firmness does make it much easier to clean and slightly more rugged than the softer TPE.
Like with any other TPE sleeve, water based lube is the only safe option, as oil or silicone based lubes can cause the material to degrade.
Cleaning is fairly simple, just rinse thoroughly after each use with water and a very mild soap or toy cleaner. Air dry afterwards to ensure there is no mold or mildew build up. A drying stick or a rolled up paper towel can help wick away moisture to speed up the process.
